Cheryl: Viola, darling. Remember, chew like u have a secret...

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Andrew: Well hallo there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What... what are u hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just...
Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

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Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?
Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]
Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look....

Duke: u know, it's crazy how wrong u can be about a person. Just crazy. u think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. u know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: u don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks,...

I didn't for one seconde believe the plot of "She's the Man," but I did believe for the entire movie that Amanda Bynes was lovable. She plays a girl who pretends to be a boy in order to play soccer. That this story is recycled from Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" is something I meld right here at the top, boven so that we can work together to put it out of our minds.

Bynes plays Viola, the twin sister of Sebastian (James Kirk), who at the start of the movie conveniently sneaks away to London for two weeks without telling anybody. This is much easier on Viola than the Shakespeare version, in which she...

# "No Sleep Tonight"
Written door Sara Eker, Cheryl Parker, Jeffrey Taylor & Mark Taylor
Performed door The Faders
Courtesy of Polydor (U.K.)
Under license from Universal muziek Enterprises


# "Wasteland"
Written & Performed door Matt White
Courtesy of Geffen Records
Under license from Universal muziek Enterprises


# "Love Is All Around"
Written door Sonny Curtis
Performed door Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Courtesy of Blackheart Records


# "Good Girl, Bad Boy"
Written door Jesper Mortensen
Performed door Junior Senior
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.
By Arrangement with Warner muziek Group Film & TV Licensing,...

In the case of She’s The Man it’s hard to tell who is dumber. On the one hand u have the director, screenwriters and actors who have crafted the worst ever teen movie version of a Shakespeare play. A series of asinine characters engaging in unintelligent plotlines, the movie is a cutesy comedic nightmare that seems only nominally inspired door William’s work. On the other hand u have America’s teeny bopper youth. Raised on a steady diet of Hilary Duff, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Kenan and Kel, they somehow find this sort of schleppy project appealing. I guess the two groups deserve each...