¡~YO SOY BORIQUA~!

One Sunny Day,with Florida,She started to be nervous.

Florida Oh man! Oh man! WHY!?

Germany: What's wrong Florida?

Florida: My sister! She's coming to visit!

Japan: What's so rong about that??

Florida: Well, i'm nervous! And she's gonna live with us.

Italy:(i never knew a state can have siblings....O3O)

Florida: She's South Florida a.k.a Miami.

Germany: S.Florida???

Florida: Yeah but i don't want France and Transylvania meeting her.

*The allies came,and so did Transylvania came out of no where*

France: HON HON HON! I heard there's gonna be another beautiful maiden coming over!

Florida: Wha!? I just stopped...

A story about my OC, Transylvania & France becoming perverted partners....Uh oh.....

Translyvania: Keeshishishishi! *lurking in the shadows*

France: What the hell was that? *shivers and keeps walking*

Transylvania: *creeps behind France and whispers in his ear* Boo!

France: I'M SORRY IF I PEEKED AT YOUR WIFE IN THE SHOWER! DON'T HU-wait a minute...who are you?

Translyvania: *puts arm around France* Keeshishishi....that doesn't matter! *scratches France's arm*

France: Ooww! What was that for?!

Transylvania: *runs index finger over the cut and puts it in his mouth* Mmhm. Tasty...and thirst quenching!...

Florida and Germany ran to the first room, to see they had to "fight" France, first.

France: Hey! *wink* I loved what I saw! HONHONHONHON!

Florida: Grrrrrr......WHAT DID u DO TO ME u PERVERT?! THATS CONSIDERED RAPE AND u COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THAT!

France: Don't worry about it~! *winks and pulls over saber* Lets have a "friendly" battle hmmmm? *blows a kiss*

Germany: (Now I understand why she loathes him…) *sweat drop*

Florida: *swings numchaku* BONNNNZAAAAIIII! *hits own head* *eyes water* OWWWW! WHAT THE HELL NUMCHAKU?!

France: HONHON! *jumps on Florida*

Florida: GET OFF! *smacks France with...

It's 5 AM and Florida's got her, [well actually Germany's] war pants in a bunch!

Florida: *goes up to Germany and Japan* Wake up~<3

-Germany & Japan don't verplaats at all-

Florida: (heh ok) Please wake up guys! *smiles*

-Still motionless-

Florida: *takes a deep beath, takes Germany's whistle out of her pocket and blows it VERY loudly*

-Germany & Japan scramble to their feet-

Germany: (So thats what it feels like....)

Japan: (I was sreeping peacefurry....)

Florida: TIME TO TRAIN LIKE WOLFIEZ! *excited smile*

Italy: AAAAAHHHHH! *frantically shoots Germany's rifle* THE ALLIES!!!

Florida: WHAT?! *heart...

Part 4 YO!

While Germany and Japan are dogs, Florida is in command and they won't regret it!


Florida: *wearing Germany's very large war uniform* ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP! *cracks Germany's whip* I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE! IF u GOTTA PEE! THAN DO IT NOW!

Japan:.............*walks away*

Florida: Well......*sweat drop* ANYWAYS! ITALY! LISTEN! THIS IS FOR YOU!

Italy: *shivers* Si~! (She's like a Germany, with breasts!) DX

Florida: WE'RE GONNA DEFEND AGAINST THOSE STUPID ALLIES AND I NEED EVERYONE'S HELP!

Italy: *raises hand*

Florida: Uh, yes Italy?

Italy: Why do we need to defend? Are they coming back?!

Florida:...

The Allies were on the way back to their base, on their ship, and Russia was cooking up plans in his cauldron of ideas....(FIGURITIVE LANGUAGE FTW!)


America: *arms crossed* WE COULD OF TAKEN THEM! WHY DID u MAKE US LEAVE THEM THERE?!

Russia: *twists America's arm* Silence......Mother Russia is talking....

America: OWWW! MY ARM! DX

Russia: Don't u see?

Britain: I'm afraid I don't....

Russia: I want to see things play out! DON'T u WANT THEM TO SLOWLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DESTROY THEMSELVES?! Think about it....Da......They are alone with two stupid mutts on an island....THEY ARE SCARED BEYOND BELIEF!...

My 3rd RP story based on Hetalia! This time, it will be continuous!


It was another meeting for the Allies. This time, America had an amazing idea for a weapon...

America: Yo! Narrator! It's not an amazing idea! It's an AWESOME idea! And Britain and I already made it!

Britain: Who the bloody hell are u talking to, Alfred?

America: That doesn't matter! I gotta toon my AWESOME idea to our buddies!

Britain: For the record, it was all his dumb ezel idea....I helped him make it cause he zei he'd stop harassing me if I did...

America: SHUSH! *pulls out odd looking gun* LOOK!

France: Ooh! Is it a gun that...