Because of a topic at the Penguins HQ forum, I learned of and tried an experience with Cleverbot once. I had some fun coming up with responses. The conversation took place on December 14, 2010.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: We have zei hello.

User: Indeed. So, shall we begin some sort of dialogue?

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: Bots sleep? Can't u just get a cup of oil with some caffeine in it and stay up to chat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Do u have a boyfriend?

User: I'm a guy, so absolutely not!

Cleverbot: How about me?

User: I think not....

I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as u will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.

I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...

User: Since u and I last spoke.

Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.

User: I did answer. It seems u haven't changed much...

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do u have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave u one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are u trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: u do what?

Cleverbot: I think u are interesting.

User: Thank u so much!...

One meer "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My seconde of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to u also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, u don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...