9 months later:
sonic: its so pretty outside- gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
shadow: wtf?
sonic: baby, q-quick, hospital.!!
at the hospital:
nurse: is it here?
shadow: yes. hurry!!
sonic: oh my goooooood!!!!
shadow: its going to be alright.
nurse: come on sonic, you can do it just breathe.
sonic: must- stop- cant push any-more.
nurse: YOU CANT STOP NOW SONIC, IF YOU STOP NOW THE BABY WONT COME. NOW PUSH!!!!!
shadow: {come on sonic}
sonic: gaaaaaaaaaah
nurse: okay, only one more push.
sonic:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
baby: waaaaa.
nurse: whoo. its a girl.
sonic: a girl?
nurse: yes, here hold her gently.
sonic:{ she looks like shadow}
sonic: shadow hold her, gently.
shadow: a girl?
nurse: what will the name be?
shadow: { maria. T _ T} how about maria?
nurse: perfect name.
sonic: shall we leave.
shadow: yeah.
when they got home:
shadow: to think you would have the baby today.
sonic: yeah, i thought it would never end. waiting 9 months without sex is a pain in the butt.
shadow: do we have milk?
sonic: yeah, ill be right back.
maria: waaaaa!!!
shadow: shhh its okay, ...... hm?
maria: zzzzz
shadow: wow she fell asleep very fast.
sonic: what happened?
shadow: maria fell asleep.
sonic: oh. ...... well she wont be up for hours, wanna go to bed?
shadow: sure.
in the bedroom:
shadow: hey
sonic: what?
shadow: since maria, we havent been doing it for a while, wanna have the victory sex?
sonic: no way! i dont wanna be pregnant again, so g night.
shadow: ahem, i have a condom. arent i fucking naughty?
shadow kisses sonic
shadow: tonight im all yours.
sonic:{ what am i kiding? hs just to sexy, for me to resist.]
sonic then kisses back, then they fall into 3 hours of sex:
sonic: haah i love you shad.
shadow: ah i love you to honey.
in the morning:
shadow: mmmmm i hate mornings.
sonic:zzzzzz. maria..... MARIA!
shadow: huh? what happened?
sonic: i had a dream maria was being taken away!
maria:waaaaaaaaaaaa!!
shadow: and you woke her, fix it.
sonic: god dammit, .. im ccoming maria.
when sonic ran up the stairs he stopped.
sonic: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CHILD!!! SHADOOOOOW!
shadow: what the- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!!!!
{ luna is my fan chara. :3}
luna: woah. guys its me.
shadow: luna? what the hell are you doing here?
luna: i came over to see the baby, but then got hungrey and made waffles downstairs.
sonic: why are you in here then?
luna: to see the baby. duh.
shadow: why was she crying.... DID YOU HURT HER?
luna: sshhhhh. shut it.
maria: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
luna : not again. sings hush now quiet now from mlp fim}
maria: ah ah ah. {happy]
luna: there we go. i was singing to her, then i lost my pitch a little and she was crying after that. ... sorry.
shadow: where is your team members?
luna: there still at the base.
sonic: wait wha- what team?
luna: im part of team hooligan. you didnt know?
sonic: well no one told me!!
luna: god why doesnt anyone tell you guys stuff these days? jeez.
shadow: so are you gonna leave?
luna:sure, .. bye maria. :D
maria: up up up.
luna: you want me to pick you up?
maria: up up up.
luna: okay {spins maria around a little}
maria:
luna:...... eeeeeeew. um a little help?
shadow: sorry.
luna: here sonic take maria, um shad can you get me a wet washcloth?
shadow:sure.
{ step, step}
????: hey babe.
luna: oh hey.
????: whats that on your shirt?
luna: baby vomit.
????: gross.
shadow: why are you here scourge?
scourge: to see my gal.
luna: yeah. um shad get me the washcloth.
shadow: here.
luna: thanks { rubs on the vomit spot}
luna: why did it have to be on the chest? seriously.
scourge: {pervy look}
luna: scourge..... why are you staring at me like that?
scourge chases luna outside and makes out with her}
3 hours later.
sonic: well this day has been wierd.
shadow: it has.
maria: dada.
sonic: omg her first word. im so proud. :3
to be continued.
sonic: its so pretty outside- gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
shadow: wtf?
sonic: baby, q-quick, hospital.!!
at the hospital:
nurse: is it here?
shadow: yes. hurry!!
sonic: oh my goooooood!!!!
shadow: its going to be alright.
nurse: come on sonic, you can do it just breathe.
sonic: must- stop- cant push any-more.
nurse: YOU CANT STOP NOW SONIC, IF YOU STOP NOW THE BABY WONT COME. NOW PUSH!!!!!
shadow: {come on sonic}
sonic: gaaaaaaaaaah
nurse: okay, only one more push.
sonic:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
baby: waaaaa.
nurse: whoo. its a girl.
sonic: a girl?
nurse: yes, here hold her gently.
sonic:{ she looks like shadow}
sonic: shadow hold her, gently.
shadow: a girl?
nurse: what will the name be?
shadow: { maria. T _ T} how about maria?
nurse: perfect name.
sonic: shall we leave.
shadow: yeah.
when they got home:
shadow: to think you would have the baby today.
sonic: yeah, i thought it would never end. waiting 9 months without sex is a pain in the butt.
shadow: do we have milk?
sonic: yeah, ill be right back.
maria: waaaaa!!!
shadow: shhh its okay, ...... hm?
maria: zzzzz
shadow: wow she fell asleep very fast.
sonic: what happened?
shadow: maria fell asleep.
sonic: oh. ...... well she wont be up for hours, wanna go to bed?
shadow: sure.
in the bedroom:
shadow: hey
sonic: what?
shadow: since maria, we havent been doing it for a while, wanna have the victory sex?
sonic: no way! i dont wanna be pregnant again, so g night.
shadow: ahem, i have a condom. arent i fucking naughty?
shadow kisses sonic
shadow: tonight im all yours.
sonic:{ what am i kiding? hs just to sexy, for me to resist.]
sonic then kisses back, then they fall into 3 hours of sex:
sonic: haah i love you shad.
shadow: ah i love you to honey.
in the morning:
shadow: mmmmm i hate mornings.
sonic:zzzzzz. maria..... MARIA!
shadow: huh? what happened?
sonic: i had a dream maria was being taken away!
maria:waaaaaaaaaaaa!!
shadow: and you woke her, fix it.
sonic: god dammit, .. im ccoming maria.
when sonic ran up the stairs he stopped.
sonic: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CHILD!!! SHADOOOOOW!
shadow: what the- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER!!!!
{ luna is my fan chara. :3}
luna: woah. guys its me.
shadow: luna? what the hell are you doing here?
luna: i came over to see the baby, but then got hungrey and made waffles downstairs.
sonic: why are you in here then?
luna: to see the baby. duh.
shadow: why was she crying.... DID YOU HURT HER?
luna: sshhhhh. shut it.
maria: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
luna : not again. sings hush now quiet now from mlp fim}
maria: ah ah ah. {happy]
luna: there we go. i was singing to her, then i lost my pitch a little and she was crying after that. ... sorry.
shadow: where is your team members?
luna: there still at the base.
sonic: wait wha- what team?
luna: im part of team hooligan. you didnt know?
sonic: well no one told me!!
luna: god why doesnt anyone tell you guys stuff these days? jeez.
shadow: so are you gonna leave?
luna:sure, .. bye maria. :D
maria: up up up.
luna: you want me to pick you up?
maria: up up up.
luna: okay {spins maria around a little}
maria:
luna:...... eeeeeeew. um a little help?
shadow: sorry.
luna: here sonic take maria, um shad can you get me a wet washcloth?
shadow:sure.
{ step, step}
????: hey babe.
luna: oh hey.
????: whats that on your shirt?
luna: baby vomit.
????: gross.
shadow: why are you here scourge?
scourge: to see my gal.
luna: yeah. um shad get me the washcloth.
shadow: here.
luna: thanks { rubs on the vomit spot}
luna: why did it have to be on the chest? seriously.
scourge: {pervy look}
luna: scourge..... why are you staring at me like that?
scourge chases luna outside and makes out with her}
3 hours later.
sonic: well this day has been wierd.
shadow: it has.
maria: dada.
sonic: omg her first word. im so proud. :3
to be continued.