Spongebob/ Harry Potter crossover

Howdy,everybody!!I'm Sandy Cheeks,and I'm just so happy y'all made this here club for my pal SpongeBob,so thanks!SpongeBob just recently taught me how to use one of them computer things here,so now I can keep in touch with people around the world!!
I just got done doin' some of my exersizes in the treedome.Whoo whee,what a workout!I also done did me some karate with my pal,SpongeBob.So much fun,y'all!(I'd hate to brag,but I won...again.Don't tell SpongeBob!
I think I'm really gettin' the hang of this here "internet" thing.Sponge taught me meer than a school of fish!I'm really liking this "Fanpop"...

A wonderful morning in Bikini Bottom. "dahyayaya!" Laughed SpongeBob. While he was busy laughing, a moving truck passed by. "Look Gary! Some people are moving in! The truck stopped at a new house volgende to Patrick's. Spongebob ran to the house to great the people. The only 2 people who came out were a mermaid girl and a snail. "Hi! I'm SpongeBob! I live 2 blocks away and have a pet slak named Gary! Visit me any time!" Bloated Spongebob. "Hi SpongeBob! My name is Anna. I moved here cause my boyfriend did a week ago." zei the mermaid. "I'll tell u when I see him!" zei SpongeBob skipping away...