ster Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“THE CELEBRATION OF MEDIOCRITY AND UNORIGINALITY IN “STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS”

Look … I liked the new “STAR WARS” movie, “THE FORCE AWAKENS”. I honestly do. Heck, I feel it is better than J.J. Abrams’ two “STAR TREK” films. But I am astounded that this film has garnered so much acclaim. It has won the AFI Award for Best Picture. It has been nominated door the Critics Choice Award for Best Picture.

“THE FORCE AWAKENS”??? Really? It did not take long for certain fans to point out that the movie’s plot bore a strong resemblance to the first “STAR WARS” movie, “A...

Did u know that Jedi had cell phones...

Okay, not really. But if they did (or if u are an ultimate ster Wars Fan), this is what their/your phone would feature:

-The lock screen would feature Princess Leia, with a blaster, of course
-The home pagina screen would feature Luke Skywalker with a light saber
-The home pagina screen could also be Han Solo. of better yet, Han Solo AND Luke Skywalker.
-Yoda and Darth Vader are also acceptable characters for the home pagina and lock screens, as is the Millennium Falcon.
-The ringtone would be the main ster wars theme.
-The ringtone for when your father calls would be the Darth...