(We now go the bonfire ceremony, which the brand isn't lit up, and all of the campers were looking at Ballyhoo.)
Ballyhoo: As u all know, Camp paddestoel will be your home pagina for the volgende eight weeks. Each three days, one camper will be taking the Pipe of Losers that will take them to the kasteel for Losers. The last camper standing will win a million coins.
Yoshi: Hey, what about our sleeping arangements?
Fran: They're not co-ed, are they?
Ballyhoo: No, girls get one side of the cabin, and the boys get the other.
Peach: Um, can i get a cabine with a lake side view, since i'm the princess of the paddestoel Kingdom?
Ballyhoo: Nope. That's not how it works.
Vivian: I have to live with Mowz, of i'll die!
Mowz: And i'll break out in hives. It's true.
Rosalina: This cannot be happening.
Mario: Come on guys. It'll be like a big sleepover.
Ballyhoo: Here's the deal. We are going to spleet, split u guys up into teams. Trevor, Mario, Koops, Fran, Toad, Flurrie, Rawk, Rosalina, Fran, perzik and Mowz. u will all be known as, The Screaming Goombas. (Tosses Mario a red banner with a goomba on it.)
Mario: Yahoo! I'm a Goomba.
Mowz: Wait. What about Vivian?
Ballyhoo: As for the rest of you. Goombella, Wario, Waluigi, Ingrid, Luigi, Daisy, Yoshi, Bowser Jr, Toadette, Vivian and Birdo. u all are known as the Killer Koopas. (Tosses Vivian a green banner with a Koopa on it.)
Vivian: But Mowz is a goomba. I want to be a goomba.
Goombella: Come on, Vivian. It's not the end of the world.
Vivian: It's so unfair. I'll miss u Mowz.
Mowz: I'll miss u too, Vivian.
Ballyhoo: Now then, u and your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition.
[Ballyhoo: There is also a confession can where u can express your feelings with video diary's anytime u want to let the people at home pagina know what u are really thinking of getting something off your chest.]
[Rosalina: Um, okay...so far, this stinks.]
[Peach: I don't get it. Where's the camera?]
[Wario: hallo u guys, i have something to tell you. (Lifts up his leg, farts and laughs.)]
Ballyhoo: Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Goombas, your cabine is on the west. Koopas, your cabine is on the east.
(The Goomba girls open their cabine door and sees bunk beds.)
Fran: Oh teriffic. What a camp cabine this is...not.
Rosalina: That's the way it is, Fran.
Fran: Whatever.
Koops: Wow, smart and beautiful. I like that.
Rosalina: Shouldn't u be on the boys side.
(Koops get thrown out of the girls cabin)
Peach: Where are the outlets? I have to do my hair.
Ballyhoo: There are some in the communical bathroom, just across the way.
(Cuts to the bathroom that slimy and disgusting.)
Peach: Communical bathroom? But i'm cathloicth.
Ballyhoo: Not commuian commuial.
Rosalina: It means we douche together.
Peach: (Cries) I don't deserve this!
Mario: I'm glad us boys get the cabins together. Just with guys. Know what i mean?
(Everybody looked at Mario)
Mario: Um, what i meant is that i like sleeping with guys.
(Trevor and Toad walked away)
Mario: No, i mean, i like sleeping with chicks but, Doh!
Yoshi: Yo, Ballyhoo. Are there any machines of any kind.
Ballyhoo: Sorry Yoshi, but only the cameras and the microphones are the only machines we have. u all have thirty minuten to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge.
(We hear a girl screaming.)
Flurrie: Man, that girl can scream.
Peach: Help! A cockroach! Somebody save me!
(Wario stepped on the cockrach)
Rosalina: Well that's one way to kill a cockroach.
Waluigi: Wow.
(We now go the the cafe, which the campers are wondering who the chef will be.)
Toadette: I wonder who our chef will be?
Daisy: Beats me. I hope it's not-
(Before madeliefje, daisy was about to speak. Bowser popped up.)
Bowser: HA HA HA! Surprised to see me? I will be your chef today, and my oh my, this will be fun! (Laughs)
(All the campers were frightened. They screamed and shaked.)
Bowser: (Stops laughing) No, seriously. I am your chef. I have to earn four hundred community based hours so i can be free from jail.
Bowser Jr: Yo, pops!
Bowser: (Shocked) hallo son, i'm shocked that u are here.
Bowser Jr: It's a pleasure, papa.
Toadette: Excuse me, but is this food good for you.
(Bowser splats food on Toadette's tray.)
Waluigi: Yeah, we need a good diet to keep our stamina up.
Flurrie: Hi Ingrid. How are you?
Ingrid: (Walks away and ignore's Flurrie)
Flurrie: Oh, it's like that, is it?
Bowser: Next!
Peach: Hey, u don't mind if i don't eat anything over nine humdred calories.
Rosalina: Not a problem.
Peach: Nice.
Rosalina: Wait. My food just moved.
(Bowser grabs a mallet, and smashes her food.)
Rosalina: (Scared) Uh, okay. Thank you.
Ballyhoo: Welcome to the main lounge.
Yoshi: hallo Ballyhoo, can we get a pizza of something?
(After hearing that comment, Bowser threw a knife, Yoshi dodged it, and the mes hit the wall.)
Yoshi: Sorry about that. But brown slop isn't good for you. Right?
Ballyhoo: The first challenge will start in one hour.
Vivian: What do u think they'll make us do?
DK: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
(We now go the the thousand foot cliff with a river.)
Rosalina: I so wanna go home.
Ballyhoo: As u all know, Camp paddestoel will be your home pagina for the volgende eight weeks. Each three days, one camper will be taking the Pipe of Losers that will take them to the kasteel for Losers. The last camper standing will win a million coins.
Yoshi: Hey, what about our sleeping arangements?
Fran: They're not co-ed, are they?
Ballyhoo: No, girls get one side of the cabin, and the boys get the other.
Peach: Um, can i get a cabine with a lake side view, since i'm the princess of the paddestoel Kingdom?
Ballyhoo: Nope. That's not how it works.
Vivian: I have to live with Mowz, of i'll die!
Mowz: And i'll break out in hives. It's true.
Rosalina: This cannot be happening.
Mario: Come on guys. It'll be like a big sleepover.
Ballyhoo: Here's the deal. We are going to spleet, split u guys up into teams. Trevor, Mario, Koops, Fran, Toad, Flurrie, Rawk, Rosalina, Fran, perzik and Mowz. u will all be known as, The Screaming Goombas. (Tosses Mario a red banner with a goomba on it.)
Mario: Yahoo! I'm a Goomba.
Mowz: Wait. What about Vivian?
Ballyhoo: As for the rest of you. Goombella, Wario, Waluigi, Ingrid, Luigi, Daisy, Yoshi, Bowser Jr, Toadette, Vivian and Birdo. u all are known as the Killer Koopas. (Tosses Vivian a green banner with a Koopa on it.)
Vivian: But Mowz is a goomba. I want to be a goomba.
Goombella: Come on, Vivian. It's not the end of the world.
Vivian: It's so unfair. I'll miss u Mowz.
Mowz: I'll miss u too, Vivian.
Ballyhoo: Now then, u and your team will be on camera in all public areas during the competition.
[Ballyhoo: There is also a confession can where u can express your feelings with video diary's anytime u want to let the people at home pagina know what u are really thinking of getting something off your chest.]
[Rosalina: Um, okay...so far, this stinks.]
[Peach: I don't get it. Where's the camera?]
[Wario: hallo u guys, i have something to tell you. (Lifts up his leg, farts and laughs.)]
Ballyhoo: Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Goombas, your cabine is on the west. Koopas, your cabine is on the east.
(The Goomba girls open their cabine door and sees bunk beds.)
Fran: Oh teriffic. What a camp cabine this is...not.
Rosalina: That's the way it is, Fran.
Fran: Whatever.
Koops: Wow, smart and beautiful. I like that.
Rosalina: Shouldn't u be on the boys side.
(Koops get thrown out of the girls cabin)
Peach: Where are the outlets? I have to do my hair.
Ballyhoo: There are some in the communical bathroom, just across the way.
(Cuts to the bathroom that slimy and disgusting.)
Peach: Communical bathroom? But i'm cathloicth.
Ballyhoo: Not commuian commuial.
Rosalina: It means we douche together.
Peach: (Cries) I don't deserve this!
Mario: I'm glad us boys get the cabins together. Just with guys. Know what i mean?
(Everybody looked at Mario)
Mario: Um, what i meant is that i like sleeping with guys.
(Trevor and Toad walked away)
Mario: No, i mean, i like sleeping with chicks but, Doh!
Yoshi: Yo, Ballyhoo. Are there any machines of any kind.
Ballyhoo: Sorry Yoshi, but only the cameras and the microphones are the only machines we have. u all have thirty minuten to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge.
(We hear a girl screaming.)
Flurrie: Man, that girl can scream.
Peach: Help! A cockroach! Somebody save me!
(Wario stepped on the cockrach)
Rosalina: Well that's one way to kill a cockroach.
Waluigi: Wow.
(We now go the the cafe, which the campers are wondering who the chef will be.)
Toadette: I wonder who our chef will be?
Daisy: Beats me. I hope it's not-
(Before madeliefje, daisy was about to speak. Bowser popped up.)
Bowser: HA HA HA! Surprised to see me? I will be your chef today, and my oh my, this will be fun! (Laughs)
(All the campers were frightened. They screamed and shaked.)
Bowser: (Stops laughing) No, seriously. I am your chef. I have to earn four hundred community based hours so i can be free from jail.
Bowser Jr: Yo, pops!
Bowser: (Shocked) hallo son, i'm shocked that u are here.
Bowser Jr: It's a pleasure, papa.
Toadette: Excuse me, but is this food good for you.
(Bowser splats food on Toadette's tray.)
Waluigi: Yeah, we need a good diet to keep our stamina up.
Flurrie: Hi Ingrid. How are you?
Ingrid: (Walks away and ignore's Flurrie)
Flurrie: Oh, it's like that, is it?
Bowser: Next!
Peach: Hey, u don't mind if i don't eat anything over nine humdred calories.
Rosalina: Not a problem.
Peach: Nice.
Rosalina: Wait. My food just moved.
(Bowser grabs a mallet, and smashes her food.)
Rosalina: (Scared) Uh, okay. Thank you.
Ballyhoo: Welcome to the main lounge.
Yoshi: hallo Ballyhoo, can we get a pizza of something?
(After hearing that comment, Bowser threw a knife, Yoshi dodged it, and the mes hit the wall.)
Yoshi: Sorry about that. But brown slop isn't good for you. Right?
Ballyhoo: The first challenge will start in one hour.
Vivian: What do u think they'll make us do?
DK: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?
(We now go the the thousand foot cliff with a river.)
Rosalina: I so wanna go home.
