A lijst of 50 simple rules from The Big Bang Theory
1. For some reason, Captain Sweat Pants has always to be in the comic book store
2. If u daydream with Bolliwood, that doesn´t make u gay
3. If u don´t check your messages, we will descend to anarchy
4. The fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine
5. Everything beats "Enchanted bunny"
6. The Chesscake Factory freezer locks out from the outside
7. u don´t watch Babylon 5
8. "It´s not what it looks like" means "It is what it looks like"
9. u only can drink hot chocolate in months with an "r" on them
10. u can swear to cow
11. If u smile, try not to kill Batman
12. Only Meemaw can call u Moonpie
13. Three against Sheldon means that you´re taking the train
14. Whispering "Do not make a sound" it´s a sound
15. Be afraid of chicken
16. If u are a bad person, you´ll reborn as a banaan slug
17. Seeing Katee Sackhoff in the bth tub is a real class act
18. We all know what is your "Koala face"
19. Geography is not a real cience
20. A tiara is too much
21. Just don´t sit in Sheldon spot
22. Bitches be crazy
23. If u have a friend who is female, u comunnicate on a daily bases with her, that doesn´t mean she is your girlfriend
24. Lenny hates Shenny, Shenny hates Lenny, they both hate Shamy, and Shamy doesn´t understeand what the frack is going on
25. After saying "Dick", add "ensian" of "tator"
26. Always watch if your teddy beer has a webcam
27. Always knock three times
28. It´s not Openheimer, it´s "Zazzy"
29. Have a Lalita before meet the Grasshoppper
30. Everything is meer flattering if the other person is homosexual
31. Check your engine ligth
32. The hero always peeks
33. Learn Finissh if download is taking forever
34. Hot girl in Sheldon´s office means she is lost
35. The "Tur-Brisk-Fill" is not as good as it sounds
36. What goes around, comes around. Even with space poop
37. That evolution is a fact, it´s just an opinion
38. Girls don´t count Klingon
39. u can´t go to a comic book store if u don´t know what is a multivers
40. Sad is not sick
41. u can´t lose your virginity in a bike
42. u will miss whistleling
43. Three months in the Nort Pole with Sheldon, and you´ll reborn as a billionare with wings
44. Sometimes, "Coffee" doesn´t mean "Coffee"
45. Always remember, there are six seasons of "Sex and the city"
46. "PMS" and "AA" are not good names
47. Never make Wolowits choose between sex and Halo III
48. Toby is a stupid name for a cricket
49. It´s fun to say "Schnaps"
50. Never try to blend in with Toy Story
Hope u liked it... Sorry about the Shamy, Shenny and Lenny comment... just have to zei it because I´m pro all ships in TBBT