Quotes from some of the episodes!
Episode 1: Pilot
Alicia: You're worried about my husband, Mr. Childs. You've obviously never made a woman angry.
Peter: When I get out, it will all go back to normal.
Alicia: Nothing will ever go back to normal.
Alicia: Funny of Die has a skit about you. It's cool, I guess.
Client: Does it ever get easier?
Alicia: No, but u do get better at it.
Alicia: You won't feel like it. But put on nice clothing. Force yourself to. Not for public. For you.
Diane: You have some very prominent baggage. But, hey, if [Hilary Clinton] can do it, so can you.
Dianet: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are u coming back to the workplace fairly late but u have some very prominent baggage.
Alicia: The last time I was in Court was 13 years ago.
Kalinda: Wow, I was twelve!
Alicia: Thanks...
Jackie: He needs u to forgive him, Alicia.
Alicia: He took everything I thought we had and he just put it out there.
Jackie: He didn't want that. The press...
Alicia: Oh, Jackie, stop it! Peter wasn't thinking of us.
Episode 2: Stripped
Will: He's so liberal, he makes Michael Moore look like Rush Limbaugh.
Alicia: If u want me to forgive you, I need to know what I'm forgiving u for.
Peter: There's probably less back stabbing [in jail] than in the state's attorney office.
Kalinda: The meer u bond with these clients, the less helpful u are.
Diane: Do u believe her?
Will: I believe a lot of things I can't prove.
Will [on a rape case]: It's got Duke lacrosse all over it.
Episode 3: Home
Kalinda: You oughta try it some time.
Alicia: Flipping someone off?
Kalinda: It's good for your soul.
Cary: Reminds me of my old high school.
Kalinda: Reminds of of the schools I used to vandalize.
Alicia: Kenny's mother as my first friend in Highland Park... and the first person to stop talking to me.
Alicia: He's a family friend that got into some trouble.
Will: Legal trouble? of my parents don't understand me problem?
Episode 5: Crash
Alicia: You don't supervise my kids spontaneously. u don't take them to prison. u don't just try and phone me. u phone me. u respect me as a mother of u leave!
Diane: I... don't know. Should I be looking for something else?
Kalinda: Well, that's like asking the dentist whether u should brush.
Kalinda: You can't ask me and I can't tell u but don't conclude from what I'm saying it's what u think.
Alicia: Okay. Can u be any meer specific?
Peter: Don't give up on me. Come on, don't give up on me.
Grace: I'm mad at him, but he's still dad.
Jackie: I am doing the best I can.
Alicia: Well, kom bij the club
Episode 7: Unorthodox
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
Episode 8: Unprepared
Alicia: She's innocent.
Will: So is my four-year old niece, but I wouldn't put her on the stand, either.
Will: This is like watching a baby zeehond, seal being clubbed.
Peter: I've looked in the mirror and what I've seen I don't like.
Episode 12: Painkillers
Alicia: Let me give u a little lesson for your volgende job, the volgende time u wanna talk to your charges about sexual transmitted diseases, talk to the parents first.
Alicia: I wanted his problems out of the office. What does that say about me?
Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.
Kalinda [to Peter]: I always liked you.
Episode 13: Bad
Kalinda: When u pick up a gun, u shoot to kill. of u don't pick up a gun at all.
Alicia: I've been hurt deeply. I imagine I will heal one day. But for now, we need a plan.
Peter: Do u love me?
Alicia: I do.
Peter: You're sounding like a lawyer.
Will: What happened?
Alicia: Cute, perky, 26 just happened.
Will: He was found not guilty of killing his wife.
Diane: So was O.J.
Episode 14: Hi
Cary: I don't want u to lose.
Alicia: I know. I don't want u to lose, either.
Cary: I kind of like you.
Alicia: I'm surprised, but I kind of like you, too.
Glenn: I know that the sun is coming up tomorrow, and that u are going to tell the truth on the stand. And Peter Florrick is going back to prison. End of story.
Will: I don't understand marriage.
Diane: It's a mysterious institution.
Episode 15: Bang
Eli Gold: You know, u and I are going to be the best of friends, Mrs. Florrick. And u know why?
Alicia: I have no idea.
Eli Gold: Because you're cautious, and so am I. Your husband isn't.
Kalinda: Alicia, you're a good lawyer, but you're always waiting for people to give u things.
Alicia: I'm better than Cary. On the Broussard homicide. On the eyewitness cross. I've been working on this for three months, intensely, and Cary is just coming on.
Diane: I agree.
Alicia: You... Well, then, why? Why... why was I pulled off it?
Diane: I don't know. It wasn't my idea.
Alicia: Whose?
Diane: Will's.
Alicia: I checked with Diane. Why I'm no longer on the Broussard homicide. She zei it was your decision.
Will: Yes.
Alicia: I just wanted to make sure I hadn't done anything wrong.
Will: No, no, no, no. Of course not.
Alicia: Then I don't get it.
Will: Maybe it was a mistake. I... I've been feeling guilty lately about pulling u away on the Rucker defense and the Memorial North suit. I just thought that... I just thought with Peter coming home... your life's complicated enough. I should give u a break.
Alicia: But I don't want a break. I want to be here. I want to be doing a good job.
Will: You are doing a good job.
Alicia: Then use me. Peter can take care of himself. He's irrelevant to this. I want to be here.
Will: I want u to be here.
Alicia: Then... then I'm here.
Will: Okay. (they stare at each other)
(on Kurt McVeigh)
Diane: I think I've just been visited door the Marlboro Man.
(on Peter's security bracelet)
Grace: This is just like Cinderella.
Episode 16: Fleas
Peter: I found condoms in your bedside table. I was looking for your letter opener. I thought maybe they belonged to Zach. u know, u found them in his room. But then I thought u wouldn't take them. You'd have a sensible conversation with him about responsibility. So then, I thought they were yours. But that didn't make sense because u have an IUD.
Alicia: I had it removed.
Peter: Oh, really? So condoms do make sense?
Alicia: They do.
Peter: For who? (she snorts and empties her handbag on the bed)
Alicia: Check it, Peter.
Peter: I zei I was looking for your letter opener.
Alicia: I have other drawers, too. Did u check these ones? (she opens the wardrobe)
Peter: I zei that I was looking...
Alicia: How about over here? Did u check this drawer?
Peter: What is it u need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
Alicia: What do u want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequesite.
Peter: For both of us.
Alicia: Are u tweeting about me?
Cary: Am I tweeting about you?
Alicia: Are u Upriser7?
Cary: What are u talking about?
Alicia: Someone's gossiping online about me.
Cary: And u thought it was me? (she doesn't respond, her face tonen embarassment) Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's good to be working with you, too. (he walks away)
Will: Do u have a map?
AUSA Rivers: Do I have a what?
Will: A map, so I can toon u where u live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.
Will: I would like a ruling on my objection.
Judge: You are trying my patience...
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if u don't use the proper form of 'sustained' of 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often u encouraged lawyers to verplaats on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. (he pauses) In my opinion.
Judge: Mr. Gardner, I have never been quite so offended in all my years on the bench.
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but I still want a ruling. A ruling I can appeal.
Diane: Didn't we agree to not take this?
Will: No, we agreed to cut the flowers and the paper cups. The least I can do is take the cases I want.
Diane: You sure this isn't pride?
Will: Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids.
Diane: And Watergate.
Will: (about having a third partner) You're okay with giving up a third?
Diane: Of what, a sinking ship? Sure. We'll kill each other if we don't find a referee.
Will: A third partner? Someone neutral, someone we both agree on? (she nods and they clink glasses) An optimism fills the void.
Diane: I think that's alcohol.
Will: Just as good.
Eli Gold: "See I have a lot of vrienden I'm sure u do to but the only difference is my vrienden are not in homeroom. So I want u to listen to me, stop tweeting, if u tweet I will know u tweet and I will...have u seen drag me to hell? It will be just like that."
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
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Episode 1: Pilot
Alicia: You're worried about my husband, Mr. Childs. You've obviously never made a woman angry.
Peter: When I get out, it will all go back to normal.
Alicia: Nothing will ever go back to normal.
Alicia: Funny of Die has a skit about you. It's cool, I guess.
Client: Does it ever get easier?
Alicia: No, but u do get better at it.
Alicia: You won't feel like it. But put on nice clothing. Force yourself to. Not for public. For you.
Diane: You have some very prominent baggage. But, hey, if [Hilary Clinton] can do it, so can you.
Dianet: When I was starting out I got one great piece of advice: Men can be lazy, women can't. And I think that goes double for you. Not only are u coming back to the workplace fairly late but u have some very prominent baggage.
Alicia: The last time I was in Court was 13 years ago.
Kalinda: Wow, I was twelve!
Alicia: Thanks...
Jackie: He needs u to forgive him, Alicia.
Alicia: He took everything I thought we had and he just put it out there.
Jackie: He didn't want that. The press...
Alicia: Oh, Jackie, stop it! Peter wasn't thinking of us.
Episode 2: Stripped
Will: He's so liberal, he makes Michael Moore look like Rush Limbaugh.
Alicia: If u want me to forgive you, I need to know what I'm forgiving u for.
Peter: There's probably less back stabbing [in jail] than in the state's attorney office.
Kalinda: The meer u bond with these clients, the less helpful u are.
Diane: Do u believe her?
Will: I believe a lot of things I can't prove.
Will [on a rape case]: It's got Duke lacrosse all over it.
Episode 3: Home
Kalinda: You oughta try it some time.
Alicia: Flipping someone off?
Kalinda: It's good for your soul.
Cary: Reminds me of my old high school.
Kalinda: Reminds of of the schools I used to vandalize.
Alicia: Kenny's mother as my first friend in Highland Park... and the first person to stop talking to me.
Alicia: He's a family friend that got into some trouble.
Will: Legal trouble? of my parents don't understand me problem?
Episode 5: Crash
Alicia: You don't supervise my kids spontaneously. u don't take them to prison. u don't just try and phone me. u phone me. u respect me as a mother of u leave!
Diane: I... don't know. Should I be looking for something else?
Kalinda: Well, that's like asking the dentist whether u should brush.
Kalinda: You can't ask me and I can't tell u but don't conclude from what I'm saying it's what u think.
Alicia: Okay. Can u be any meer specific?
Peter: Don't give up on me. Come on, don't give up on me.
Grace: I'm mad at him, but he's still dad.
Jackie: I am doing the best I can.
Alicia: Well, kom bij the club
Episode 7: Unorthodox
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
Episode 8: Unprepared
Alicia: She's innocent.
Will: So is my four-year old niece, but I wouldn't put her on the stand, either.
Will: This is like watching a baby zeehond, seal being clubbed.
Peter: I've looked in the mirror and what I've seen I don't like.
Episode 12: Painkillers
Alicia: Let me give u a little lesson for your volgende job, the volgende time u wanna talk to your charges about sexual transmitted diseases, talk to the parents first.
Alicia: I wanted his problems out of the office. What does that say about me?
Kalinda: It says you're becoming a lawyer.
Kalinda [to Peter]: I always liked you.
Episode 13: Bad
Kalinda: When u pick up a gun, u shoot to kill. of u don't pick up a gun at all.
Alicia: I've been hurt deeply. I imagine I will heal one day. But for now, we need a plan.
Peter: Do u love me?
Alicia: I do.
Peter: You're sounding like a lawyer.
Will: What happened?
Alicia: Cute, perky, 26 just happened.
Will: He was found not guilty of killing his wife.
Diane: So was O.J.
Episode 14: Hi
Cary: I don't want u to lose.
Alicia: I know. I don't want u to lose, either.
Cary: I kind of like you.
Alicia: I'm surprised, but I kind of like you, too.
Glenn: I know that the sun is coming up tomorrow, and that u are going to tell the truth on the stand. And Peter Florrick is going back to prison. End of story.
Will: I don't understand marriage.
Diane: It's a mysterious institution.
Episode 15: Bang
Eli Gold: You know, u and I are going to be the best of friends, Mrs. Florrick. And u know why?
Alicia: I have no idea.
Eli Gold: Because you're cautious, and so am I. Your husband isn't.
Kalinda: Alicia, you're a good lawyer, but you're always waiting for people to give u things.
Alicia: I'm better than Cary. On the Broussard homicide. On the eyewitness cross. I've been working on this for three months, intensely, and Cary is just coming on.
Diane: I agree.
Alicia: You... Well, then, why? Why... why was I pulled off it?
Diane: I don't know. It wasn't my idea.
Alicia: Whose?
Diane: Will's.
Alicia: I checked with Diane. Why I'm no longer on the Broussard homicide. She zei it was your decision.
Will: Yes.
Alicia: I just wanted to make sure I hadn't done anything wrong.
Will: No, no, no, no. Of course not.
Alicia: Then I don't get it.
Will: Maybe it was a mistake. I... I've been feeling guilty lately about pulling u away on the Rucker defense and the Memorial North suit. I just thought that... I just thought with Peter coming home... your life's complicated enough. I should give u a break.
Alicia: But I don't want a break. I want to be here. I want to be doing a good job.
Will: You are doing a good job.
Alicia: Then use me. Peter can take care of himself. He's irrelevant to this. I want to be here.
Will: I want u to be here.
Alicia: Then... then I'm here.
Will: Okay. (they stare at each other)
(on Kurt McVeigh)
Diane: I think I've just been visited door the Marlboro Man.
(on Peter's security bracelet)
Grace: This is just like Cinderella.
Episode 16: Fleas
Peter: I found condoms in your bedside table. I was looking for your letter opener. I thought maybe they belonged to Zach. u know, u found them in his room. But then I thought u wouldn't take them. You'd have a sensible conversation with him about responsibility. So then, I thought they were yours. But that didn't make sense because u have an IUD.
Alicia: I had it removed.
Peter: Oh, really? So condoms do make sense?
Alicia: They do.
Peter: For who? (she snorts and empties her handbag on the bed)
Alicia: Check it, Peter.
Peter: I zei I was looking for your letter opener.
Alicia: I have other drawers, too. Did u check these ones? (she opens the wardrobe)
Peter: I zei that I was looking...
Alicia: How about over here? Did u check this drawer?
Peter: What is it u need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
Alicia: What do u want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequesite.
Peter: For both of us.
Alicia: Are u tweeting about me?
Cary: Am I tweeting about you?
Alicia: Are u Upriser7?
Cary: What are u talking about?
Alicia: Someone's gossiping online about me.
Cary: And u thought it was me? (she doesn't respond, her face tonen embarassment) Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's good to be working with you, too. (he walks away)
Will: Do u have a map?
AUSA Rivers: Do I have a what?
Will: A map, so I can toon u where u live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.
Will: I would like a ruling on my objection.
Judge: You are trying my patience...
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if u don't use the proper form of 'sustained' of 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often u encouraged lawyers to verplaats on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. (he pauses) In my opinion.
Judge: Mr. Gardner, I have never been quite so offended in all my years on the bench.
Will: I understand that, Your Honor, but I still want a ruling. A ruling I can appeal.
Diane: Didn't we agree to not take this?
Will: No, we agreed to cut the flowers and the paper cups. The least I can do is take the cases I want.
Diane: You sure this isn't pride?
Will: Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids.
Diane: And Watergate.
Will: (about having a third partner) You're okay with giving up a third?
Diane: Of what, a sinking ship? Sure. We'll kill each other if we don't find a referee.
Will: A third partner? Someone neutral, someone we both agree on? (she nods and they clink glasses) An optimism fills the void.
Diane: I think that's alcohol.
Will: Just as good.
Eli Gold: "See I have a lot of vrienden I'm sure u do to but the only difference is my vrienden are not in homeroom. So I want u to listen to me, stop tweeting, if u tweet I will know u tweet and I will...have u seen drag me to hell? It will be just like that."
Diane: This is a power play, pure and simple.
Will: Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple.
Alicia: You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case.
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