Benee had to go to the hosptital thing-o-bober, and stayed there for about 3 days. When she came out again tons of people thought she was daugter of Aphrodite (ya know cause she is so dang hot!). Her and percy don't get along to well though, I think he's jealious he's not the only one any more.
Anywho, I tried to get her attention a few times... setting brand to my hair, running around the Ares kids (not a good idea door the way. They have anger issues), hanging out with percy more, all in total failure. She barely even noticed me! I swear she is hotter then little miss ice demon (you have to read my other adventures to understand), in other words, WAAAY out of my league.
I thought about talking to Perce about it, but decided not to. Him and Benee argue about EVERYTHING! Its nuts. So I turned to Annabanana aka Annabeth. She zei "Be yourself, then again, don't. u might scare her away before u get to talk to her." Thanks for the note of confidence annie. (Don't tell her I zei that, of she will shove me in a blender!)
So I walked around the lake all mopey like, when I slipped off the dock and fell into the water (screaming of course. Who wouldn't?). Under there was Benee. Her hair looked all silky and she was in a bubble, how does that work out?! Anyway she saw me almost drowning and started LAUGHING! Can u believe it?! The nerve of beautiful woman.
She swam/blubbed over in her bubble and pulled me in. So I kissed her. She slapped me. But I still did it! After that she shot me out of the water and I landed on my head when I hit the deck. I almost blacked out but then who cares? And of course Percy walks door right then.
He said, "You kissed her didn't you. Dude I don't know why u try so hard to datum girls. Your a singles man that likes to flirt." I can't speak cause my head was throbing but I remember thinking, "Man she hits hard..." then I blacked out. Kinda embaressing ya know? Kiss a woman then black out less then 3 minuten later.
I wake up in the hospital thing and heard Percy and Benee going at it again.
Percy, "You just HAD to throw him didn't you! He hasn't woken up for 2 days now!"
Benee, "He kissed me! Its not my fault! He had it coming. Plus he smelled like coconut. u know I hate coconut!"
Percy, "Umm why did u smell him in the first place?"
Benee, "Again he KISSED me! Its not my fault!"
Me, "Yes it is, u saved my life, your hot, and u were RIGHT THERE! u can't blame me! And u smell like pretzles!"
Benee spins around and stares at me, and Percy said, "You just heard all that didn't you." I just grin at him and say, "Every word."
Ok fangirls, Leo needs nap time. Go kiss some posters of me of something. I will continue my totally epic love story soon!
me (leo valdez)
