The Heroes of Olympus Don't make me, JACKSON!!

GOLDEN1GIRL posted on Nov 10, 2012 at 11:27PM
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Sup guys,
I am starting this forum but I'm not sure if people will read it so I'll give the first chappie and see how it goes. If no one reads it then I'll just delete it. Please read and comment on it.

Summary:
(Oh and no demigods. All mortal.)
"Percy, touch me gain and I swear I will bitch slap you back to Olympus."
- Annabeth Chase: Don't. Make. Me. Jackson!
Annabeth is stuck in a dorm with Percy Jackson, her least favourite person at school much less the whole world.

Genre: Humor/Romance (Not yet)
Rating: T for language and se**al references. :D Don't worry, there isn't THAT much.

Characters:
Annabeth
Percy
Nico
Thalia
Travis
Conner
Drew
Clarisse
Other HoH characters.

Disclaimer:
I don't own the HoH series or the characters... Sadly.

I will keep updating because I see that people are starting to read and comment so I'll be posting about once a few days or a week.

Careful of the language but besides that it's a hilarious story.
The Percabeth fluff with come in later.

*I will also shoutout stories that I really like on fanfiction.*

HAPPY READINGS!!

last edited on May 20, 2013 at 08:16AM

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een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
I wonder how Leo is going 2 find Calypso again
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
Oh goodie new page! :D
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
@sugarpalstar: with Odysseus's astrolabe or however you spell it
@everyone else: i has a absolutely giant amount of homework from now until like the end of november. my parents have said im not allowed to go onto my own email without permission let alone here. I'm incognito right now. so yeah, while i would LOVELOVELOVE to post im not allowed. I'm thinking it would be wise to chose another author. :( i is very sad but thats life for ya.
kpgrace commented…
:( een jaar geleden
sugarpalstar commented…
Well once november ends u can post right? een jaar geleden
sugarpalstar commented…
So after November ends u can be an auteur again!! Until then, though... You're fired!!;) een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
Cayleo for da win! And aww
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
@sugarpalstar yeah probably. and im so offended. not really. :-P :-)
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
Lol...ok, what r ur hallowe'en costumes. This is mine.
last edited een jaar geleden
 Lol...ok, what r ur hallowe'en costumes. This is mine.
corrected commented…
r u a witch? een jaar geleden
sugarpalstar commented…
I was Santa. I don't think I can uploaden a picture, but at least my costume kept me warm! :) een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden corrected said…
what is that??????????????????????????
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
Hermione Granger:) post soon
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
little red riding hood, only demonic and creepy. it was fun. i don't actually have a pic of just me…….
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
Wow...post soon!
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
angry
POST SOON!
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
P
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een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
are you people yelling at me or sugarpalstar…… cuz i you're yelling at me i can't post and if you're yelling at her thats really not fair. she didn't have much notification about my evil teachers and homework.

also, has anyone watched legally blonde? the musical? if you have, i just realized…… nico is gay AND European! lols for anyone who gets it. if you don't youtube "legally blonde gay or European" its kinda epic.
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
..........................................­...­...­...­...­.Wa­t?
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
you don't get it. youtube it. ….. oh wait if you don't know anything about legally blonde then you'll just get more confused. …….. whatever forget i said that nico is gay AND european
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
................I is confused.........…
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
42 IS THE ANSWER TO ALL! 42 42 42 42 42 42!
corrected commented…
is that from a movie?/????? een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
laugh
so long and thanks for all the fish. and also redwall you JUST FIGURED THAT OUT? its a known fact of life!!!!!!!!!
een jaar geleden corrected said…
hes as obssessed with the number 42 as others are obsessed with 69
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
HELP ME!!I I IZ DYING of confusion!!
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
Hey peoplez, sorry for not being here for a whlie, my demonic parents grounded me from my computer for a week :( I'm working on a post now, so keep your heads on. ; )
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
I recently figured that out! 42 is the answer people!
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
STOP IT!!!! And I'm sure your parents aren't demonic.
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. and I'm proud of you for realizing that, redwall. but now riddle me this: if 42 is the answer, what is the question?…… LOL NO ONE KNOWS :P (no its like what do you get if you multiply six by nine or sometin.)
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
The question is what is the answer to life, the Universe, and everything. Once again to understand 42 you must first understand the question
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
...-_-'I don't want to live on this SPAM FILLED planet anymore!
een jaar geleden corrected said…
LOL WTF WTF WTF "Thalia Blackmails Percy and Annabeth (Rated R)" is rated #2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the popular content trollololololololollololol this club is full of perverts, perverts i tell u
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
^Really? Well that just proves how that story is turning this club into the next fanfiction.net
When is someone posting? History is repeating itself. NO ONE IS POSTING!

KEEP CALM AND THINK ABOUT 42
sugarpalstar commented…
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sugarpalstar commented…
Find the 43 (and yes, there is one) :D een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
k i read thalia blackmails and its CREEPY like wtf aqualad you say you're a fan BUT YOURE NOT!
een jaar geleden Arhionvar said…
worried
post post post plzzzzzzzzzz
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
POST NOW!
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
tongue
Sorry, k? I am working on it!!
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
Oh and I won't be here all of next week and I won't have access to the internet or anything so don't even try next week. ;)
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
Oh and when did Golden girl say she would be able to post and everything? Does anybody remember?
een jaar geleden sugarpalstar said…
And I am really sorry if this post is really late, I have been having a severe case of writer's block, that's why I haven't posted for so long.
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
I've been gone for a while, haven't I
een jaar geleden GOLDEN1GIRL said…
Hi guys! I'm sorta back but more like on/off back but I won’t be disappearing for a long period of time. Just coming on occasionally about once in 2 weeks. I think you guys are going pretty well in the story but I admit, it's not how I imagined it to be but I definitely enjoyed reading them. This is how I would’ve gone on with the story from the point where Annabeth has to kiss all the boys.

*THIS IS NOT AN OFFICAL CHAPTER. I REPEAT, IT IS NOT AN OFFICIAL CHAPTER. *

Well then, I hope you guys enjoy. ☺

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ANNABETH’S POV:

I picked the joker.

I picked a slip.

I read the slip.

The slip said: “You must kiss every person of the opposite sex in the room.”

All that was good and just in me died.

Thalia eventually had to read it out loud for me.

I’m not sure, but I think everyone else died, too.

After a very long pause, Thalia commented: “Well, at least I didn’t pick it. I’m related to half the guys here.”

More silence.

“I don’t think anyone will say that you have to kiss them on the lips.” Piper noted.

“Well……..” Leo said.

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I glared at him making him flinch.

“Come on Annabeth. You know you have to do it.” Taunted Nico enjoying this much to my displeasure.

“Nico, the next thing to come out of your mouth will be your teeth if you don’t shut up. (guess where I got that quote from? TVD)” I threatened taking in a breath through my nose to calm myself down.

I was a Chase, and a damn proud one too. We were never ones to be soft, giving in to every boy that smiles at us. I was never one to even look twice at a boy who liked me. And here I am, going to have to kiss every single human with male parts.

I internally shuddered.

Who knows where those mouths have been (NOT IN A DIRTY MINDED WAY PEEPS.)

I looked over at the pros and cons of this situation. If I didn’t do it, I would lose my reputation and look like a cowardette, (I don’t know, I just made it up coz I am awesome like dat.) but if I do, do it, I WOULD LOSE MY FREKKIN REPUTATION AND NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT FROM JACKSON.

Suddenly, I got a idea-worthy-of-Athena.

I mentally slapped myself for not thinking of this earlier but you know, last minute ideas are the best.

“Okay, fine. I’ll do it.” I informed all of them.

They all looked at me with wide eyes and mouth open.

I took the pleasure in knowing that I had that kind of reputation.

All of them continued staring at me, Percy, smiling wide, I can’t say that I'm surprised, but Thalia was looking at me suspiciously.

She knew me too well to know that I wouldn’t really do it.

“All of you quit staring and lets move on. I need to go over my trigonometry summary after this damn party is finished.”

“Okay then. Lets get it moving. Who wants to go first?” Leo said hurrying it along.

Percy stepped up all too willingly, smirking at me.

I narrowed my eyes at him.

“Uh Percy man, I don’t think that is such a good idea.” Grover stated nervously, knowing that it wouldn’t end well.

Percy, being the arrogant pig he is, just waved him off.

“I’ve known from the start that she’ll never be able to resist my charming words, hot looks and-“

“Let’s not forget your incredible modesty too.” I said sarcastically.
“Oh yeah that too.” He said grinning at me.

Grover shook his head muttering stuff about how it wasn’t a good idea.

If only Percy had the smarts like Grover.

“Okay now where’s my kiss Annie?”

“Oh don’t worry. It's coming up right now.”

I kissed my knuckle and before anyone can say anything, I punched Percy.

I brought my knuckles to my face and blew off the imaginary dust.

Everyone was looking at Percy, who was blinking owlishly until what happened seemed to catch up with him.

He looked horrified.

“AHHHHHHH!!! My face!!! My beautiful, carved face!!!!” He wailed running around like a madman.

He came to stop in font of us.

“You do not, touch the face.” He said still clutching his cheek.

Everyone was trying to stifle their laughter.

“Now, if you don’t mind, I need to get an ice-pack for my face to return it back to its original hotness. And if you did not know, it's the face that draws the chicks in.” he said squinting his eyes and waving his palm around his face.

He turned at left the room.

Thalia burst out laughing and soon, the whole room joined in.

“Well, I can’t say that I'm surprised Annie.” She said knowingly.

I playfully glared at her, letting the nickname that I despised go, just this once.

“Well, now that that’s over, who wants to go next?”

“Hmm… hey Annie, I think Leo over there was pretty enthusiastic on receiving a kiss from you. I think he would like to go next.” Thalia said grinning evilly at me.

I returned the grin.

I turned to look at him with raised eyebrows.

The Leo that looked overly-enthusiastic before was now looking quite pale.

“Well, you know, before I was, um, well, your kisses looked very, um,-“

He gulped.

“-fun, but I, um, well, I wouldn’t want to trouble you, you know, well-“

“So your saying that you don’t want a kiss from me?” I said raising my eyebrows.

When I turn 80, I would look back at my life and remember these moments because they were unforgettable.

“Yes! ….um, no, I mean…” he stammered.

“Are you saying you’re too good for me to not kiss you?” I said intimidatingly.

“What! No, pffft, no! Well you know, I wouldn’t want to trouble you because when I was… 8, I was diagnosed with a particular mouth disease so I don’t want it to spread to you.” He said looked quite proud of himself.

“Really?” I asked him, enjoying this.

He looked uncomfortable.

“Mmhmm.”

Everyone was watching us like a tennis match, clearly enjoying it.

“I’m sorry to hear that Leo. What as the disease called?” I said playing along.

“Oh, well, um… it was called… it was called the TLD.” He said quickly.

Well, that caused some eyebrows to raise.

“And what does TLD stand for?”

“…The lipphobionic disease.”

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*To those people who do not get it, its supposed to be a non-existant disease, which our favourite fireboy Leo made up.*

Well, I hope you guys enjoyed that. ☺ this is just for entertainment so do whatever you want with it. ☺ well, ill see you guys later!

X G1G
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
laugh
LOL COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
^SAME
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
cake
wait a minute… nobody has "new page" ed yet. is it to late?…. ah well can't stop won't stop NEW PAGE
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
big smile
doth mine eyes deceive me or is this forum first? (yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!)
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
cake
POST

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY
een jaar geleden purrloinedlove said…
yay i liked the story
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
Cewl
ArtemisStag commented…
? what does that mean? een jaar geleden
ArtemisStag commented…
ooooohhhh cool except cwel i get it now een jaar geleden
cinnominbubble commented…
-.- een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
AGH SOMEBODY POST NOBODYS POSTING IM GETTING SO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
I'am bored. EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS! HACKERS HACKED INTO ALL OF THE POPULAR SITES AND HACKED OVER 2 MILLION PASSWORDS!
corrected commented…
good thing this isnt a populair site... een jaar geleden
Redwall253 commented…
^Perhaps een jaar geleden
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
laugh
DONT MAKE ME JACKON IS ON POPULAR CONTENT! WHOA IM EXCITED HOW BOUT YOU! WHOA! YAY!
een jaar geleden cinnominbubble said…
I haven't been on in Sooo long...
een jaar geleden ArtemisStag said…
i know! I'm SOOOOOO BOOOORRRRED SUGARPALSTAR WRITE SOMETHING PPPPLLLEEEAAASSSSEEE IM DYING HERE
een jaar geleden Redwall253 said…
WRITE FASTER!