The Office favoriete One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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een jaar geleden someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
een jaar geleden OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
een jaar geleden greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
een jaar geleden skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
een jaar geleden hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
een jaar geleden ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
een jaar geleden flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears ·9 maanden geleden
een jaar geleden bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
een jaar geleden hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
een jaar geleden hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
een jaar geleden 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
een jaar geleden 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
een jaar geleden wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
een jaar geleden IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
een jaar geleden Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
een jaar geleden Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
een jaar geleden smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
een jaar geleden alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
een jaar geleden Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
een jaar geleden Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
een jaar geleden eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
een jaar geleden eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
een jaar geleden Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
een jaar geleden Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
een jaar geleden emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
een jaar geleden emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
een jaar geleden IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
een jaar geleden IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
een jaar geleden DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
een jaar geleden DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
een jaar geleden dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
een jaar geleden yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
een jaar geleden alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
een jaar geleden snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
een jaar geleden pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
een jaar geleden adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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een jaar geleden MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
een jaar geleden Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
een jaar geleden sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
een jaar geleden Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
een jaar geleden SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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een jaar geleden amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
een jaar geleden amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
een jaar geleden Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
een jaar geleden Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it