Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
...Gotta go, my weiner kids are listening
Homer: Are u saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Man,Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! I love the simpsons.I love the quote in the intro: "trying is the first step towards failure." Homer is the most understated genius in pop culture.To beer! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.If beroemdheden didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe u have a letter for me.
MAILMAN: Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
HOMER: I... Don't... Know. attorney at law. Here's my card. Look, it turns into a sponge!
Would u like a smoking monkey?
What's this? beer tax? Let the bears pay the beer tax, I pay the Homer tax!
No Dad, that's the home-owner's tax.
This is just like Speed 2, except this time with a bus!"Well, if kindness is old fashioned then call me a caveman! If they existed! Which they didn't!"
Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power.
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. u strap yourself in and feel the Gs!