Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Son, if u really want something in this life, u have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home pagina and spend some quality time with the kids.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making...
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