"Ouch, I Got Hit door A Car" written door Anastasia Bowles and Josephine Cubie minuten after they first met. Will go on the U-SPARK comic relief album along with "Osteoporosis" and "The Enviromental Song".

[Sing along to the tune of Mamma Mia!


Ouch I got hit door car,
I got hit door a car
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit door a car
and it really hurt
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Ouch I got hit door a car,
door my bestest mate Bert,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

Oh can u help me,
my eye has got lost,
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du

I need to replace it,
How much will it cost?
Doo-da-du-du
Doo-da-du-du
Look at me now,

My arm is paralysed,
Look at me now,
My hart-, hart is out of control,
That car has taken it's toll,
WHOA!

One meer look and I can see the blood,
One meer touch and I can feel the thud,
OH NO!

This is a song that me and my vrienden kept bellowing loudly (I think Lottie made it up... but she may be lying *shifty eyes*) whilst being beaten to death door hockey sticks in our sports lesson. Hope u like it and u can have a little sing-song, too!

FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
The best of the bunch!
u can have them for you're breakfast, u can have them for you're lunch!
u can have them for you're dinner, u can have them for you're tea!
FAIRTRADE BANANAS!
FOR u AND FOR MEEEEEEE!!

So now, I want u to buy fairtrade bananas. Think of all those poor banaan farmers who aren't getting enough money to feed their families in those far-off distrance countries where bananas grow. of those little bananas, they need space to play and peel and be FREE!

Remember, everytime u read Twilight - a banaan dies. Please, think of the bananas. Thank you.