The Six Unspeakables in Hogwarts - Rose

OK, I was just ranting on to Izzy about the horrors of prefects. And I thought I'd better let off my steam door writing. I shall sort the prefects into categories. From the twee and wet, to the pure evil demon spawn.

Here is the rating system, done door JCA (John Cabot Academy) school:
X = Harmless/Kind/Occasionally can be quite fun/ will never hand out detentions
XX = Competent student should cope/annoying/no sense of humour/won't give out detentions
XXX = Dodgy/very annoying/only an expert should cope/will give out minor punishments
XXXX = Dangerous/will give out after-school detentions
XXXXX = Known...

James Potter's theme song. Based on "Teenage Dirtbag" door Wheatus.
WARNING: Mature content, I have a perverted mind. =P

Her name is Lily,
I have wet dreams about her,
She rings my bell-end,
Got Potions in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks,
In cloaks and Quidditch socks,
But she doesn't know who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,

'Cause I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Yeah, I'm just an arrogant toerag, baby,
Listen to Weird Sisters, baby, with me...
Oooooooooooh!

Her boyfriend's a slime,
He bring's a wand to school,
And he'd simply curse,
My ezel if he knew the truth,
He lives on my hall,
And drives a...

Ginny's theme song. Parody of "Girlfriend" door Avril Lavigne.


Hey, Harry! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think u need a new one
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend!

Hey, Harry! You! You!
I know that u like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey, Harry! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want u mine
You're so delicious
I think about u all the time
You're so addictive
Don't u know what I could do to make u feel alright?
(feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)
Don't pretend I think u know I'm d-mn precious
And hell yeah
I'm...

Aaah, and now witness the wonders of the Irish national anthem:

Annie Angel Bowles: POTATOES! POTATOES! WE LOVE POTATOES! AND OUR SQUIRRELS ARE RED!

Josie Cubbie Aaaah....the Irish.... :)

Sarah Allen: Annie, I wanna see your dance to it!!

Annie Angel Bowles: Nooo, u can never see the dance! It is much too embarassing.

Josie Cubbie: IRISH PEOPLE!

Sarah Allen: In that case...
I HAVE to see it!!

Sarah Allen: BRITISH PEOPLE!

Annie Angel Bowles: NEVER!!! WELSH PEOPLE! (just wanted to kom bij in..)

Josie Cubbie: :P GERMANS!!! hehehe hi sarah....who ever u are... :)

Sarah Allen: I would've thought you'd...