This song is dedicated to the wonderfully weird Luna Selene Lovegood. Me and Izzy are kinda copying Sarah because this is the kinda thing she does. Based on the song "I'm Strange and I like it!"

Hey!
Yeah!

I'm fly,
The original,
I'm sly,
Unpredictable,
I've got my thestrals,
So I can go and fly,
I'm easily exciteable,
Completely undeniable,
And a little weird,
Don't ask me why,
Don't ask me why, (Why!)

I'm strange,
And I like it!
That's just the way I am,
I won't change,
I won't hide it!
But don't try to understand,
I'm strange,
And I like it!
That's just the way I am!
(NAAAARGLEEEESS!)

From a nargle to a humdinger,...

This is what happens when me and Sarah decide to talk on Facebook.

Me
COW!!!!!!!!!!!

2:55pmSarah
WHERE?!

2:55pmMe
FLYING OVER MY HOUSE!

2:56pmSarah
**GASP**

2:56pmMe
**makes cheeseburger with the cow meat**

2:56pmSarah
O_O

2:57pmMe
**force feeds u cow**

2:58pmSarah
NO!

2:59pmMe
**removes Sarah's voice box, binds her to a chair, and shoves cheeseburger into her mouth**

3:00pmSarah
**shuts her mouth tight**

3:01pmMe
**puts something metal in her mouth to keep it open**

3:01pmSarah
**apparates away**

3:02pmMe
**laughs when she remembers she removed Sarah's wand, leaving her unable to apparate**

3:03pmMe
**Stuns Sarah**...

OK, I was just ranting on to Izzy about the horrors of prefects. And I thought I'd better let off my steam door writing. I shall sort the prefects into categories. From the twee and wet, to the pure evil demon spawn.

Here is the rating system, done door JCA (John Cabot Academy) school:
X = Harmless/Kind/Occasionally can be quite fun/ will never hand out detentions
XX = Competent student should cope/annoying/no sense of humour/won't give out detentions
XXX = Dodgy/very annoying/only an expert should cope/will give out minor punishments
XXXX = Dangerous/will give out after-school detentions
XXXXX = Known...