Spongebob and Patrick had been walking for miles and finally arrived at the The Thug Tug, where their car was parked, but the key was missing. The two peeked into the window of the tug and saw some of the roughest, toughest pirates they ever met. They saw the one who stal their key, Mad Monty. Spongebob and Patrick discussed how to get the key. Spongebob wanted to be the one who distracted the pirates, but Patrick already volunteered. Patrick walked in and the pirates ceased their fighting and surrounded Patrick. I have to use the bathroom. zei Patrick It's uh right over there. zei Mad Monty. Mad Monty then looked down and noticed Spongebob trying to take the key from him. Stupid contact. Oh there it is. Better go wash it off. zei Spongebob, making a run for the bathroom. Patrick! u call that a distraction? asked Spongebob I had to go to the bathroom. zei Patrick Well. I got my hands dirty for nothing. zei Spongebob Patrick. Check it out. zei Spongebob The two were too busy to notice one bubble escaped from the bathroom. Hey! Who blew this bubble!? yelled a voice from outside the bathroom u all know the rules! yelled Black Dog All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless door every able bodied patron in the bar! zei the other pirates That's right! So who blew it!? asked Black Dog Spongebob and Patrick frantically popped the other bubbles. So. Nobody knows? asked Black Dog Maybe it was...Clueless morgan began to say Shut up! yelled Black Dog, throwing a chair at Clueless Morgan. Somebody in here ain't a real man. zei Black Dog You! yelled Black Dog We're on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know to weed them out. zei Black Dog Now everybody line up! yelled Black Dog DJ! Time for the test! zei Black Dog No baby can resist singing along to this. zei Black Dog Spongebob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. whispered Patrick I know. zei Spongebob It was you! You're the baby! zei Black Dog No no! I only coughed! I swear! zei Polly kreeft DJ! Turn it up louder! yelled Black Dog Polly kreeft breathed a sigh of relief after Black Dog walked past him. Don't sing along, Patrick. zei Spongebob, doing his best to keep a straight face. I'm trying. Trying so hard. zei Patrick Goofy! Goofy! Goofy Goober! Yeah! chimed Calico and Old Tom Heheh! Well, well, well. Which one of u babies was it? asked Black Dog It was him! Uh. He did it! I've never even eaten at Goofy Goofy Goober's! Yeah! they zei at the same time Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! zei Black Dog In the midst of the fight, Spongebob and Patrick were able to escape. Man that was a close call. zei Spongebob Guess what i got! zei Patrick The key! zei Spongebob Shh. zei Spongebob, before they drove off.