I saw this on Big Bang Theroy Forum from someone who saw it on The Mentalist, and he gave credit to magsf99. I changed a few of the Mentalist-related options and made them more BBT related.

"You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below.
It doesn’t take a PhD!"

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I saw
2h AM/PM → I was bitten by
3h AM/PM → I waited a century for
4h AM/PM → I turned
5h AM/PM → I was compelled by
6h AM/PM → I compelled
7h AM/PM → I went hunting with
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I tried to stake
10h AM/PM → I explained the truth about my boyfriend to
11h AM/PM → I gave a long kiss to
12h AM/PM → I fell in love with

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → elena
02 or 32 min → bonnie
03 or 33 min → caroline
04 or 34 min → damon
05 or 35 min → stefan
06 or 36 min → tyler
07 or 37 min → matt
08 or 38 min → matt's mom
09 or 39 min → grams
10 or 40 min → mayor lockwood
11 or 41 min → viki donovan
12 or 42 min → Anna
13 or 43 min → lexi
14 or 44 min → Pearl
15 or 45 min → John Gilbert
16 or 46 min → Jeremy
17 or 47 min → Damon and Stefan
18 or 48 min → Viki and Caroline
19 or 49 min → Elena and Stefan
20 or 50 min → Damon and Elena
21 or 51 min → Jenna
22 or 52 min → Alaric
23 or 53 min → Isobel
24 or 54 min → Kathirne
25 or 55 min → Kathrine and Isobel
26 or 56 min → tyler's uncle
27 or 57 min → Kathrine and Elena
28 or 58 min → Sherif Forbes
29 or 59 min → Zack
30 or 00 min → Logan

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was trapped in a tomb for a 145 years
Pink → because I am a vampire
Red → because I am his/her doppelganer
Gray → because friends do not manipulate eachother.
Green → because today is my 162nd birthday
Purple → because I was bored
Blue → because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon.
Yellow → because I had to break Emily's spell
Orange → because we're brothers/sisters.
Brown → because I craved blood
pattern→ because he/she drank my blood.
Other → because I was compelled!
shirtless → because I am his/her real mother



EXAMPLE: 2:40 pink shirt ( blue jacket)- I was bitten by mayor Lockwood because I am a vampire