Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an uur for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the dag away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep u young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin of brass
That's how we keep u in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can u even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Uh huh
Jolly old town!
Clip,clip here,clip,clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha,ha
That's we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
That's how we laugh the dag away
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Bzz,bzz,bzz
Chirp,chirp,chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That's how the crickets crick all day
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We get up at 12:00
And start to work at 1:00
Take an uur for lunch
And then at 2:00 we're done
Jolly good fun!
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That's how we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
That's how we laugh the dag away
With a ho,ho,ho
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Pat,pat here,pat,pat there
And a couple of brand new straws
That's how we keep u young and fair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Rub,rub here,rub,rub there
Whether you're tin of brass
That's how we keep u in repair
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
We can make a dimple smile out of a frown
Can u even dye my eyes to match my gown?
Uh huh
Jolly old town!
Clip,clip here,clip,clip there
We give the roughest claws
That certain air of savoir faire
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha,ha
That's we laugh the dag away
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
That's how we laugh the dag away
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
Ha,ha,ha
In the Merry Old Land of Oz
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head,I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individual
In trouble of in pain
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
u could be another Lincoln
If u only had a brain
Oh,I would tell u why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My hart-, hart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head,I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
For any individual
In trouble of in pain
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
u could be another Lincoln
If u only had a brain
Oh,I would tell u why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My hart-, hart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain