Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if u know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered reading these YEARS geleden - and laughing my ezel off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!
Q: Why did the chicken kruis the road?
Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.
Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need meer evidence.
A/N. This is my very first fan fiction, so be gentle, okay? It was written for a personal challenge for House of David Duchovny forum.
I want to thank my beta, Smirkity for willingly reading and correcting my mistakes. English is not my firts language, but I tried my best.
Disclaimer: Mulder and Scully don't belong to me and I don't get any money from this. Mulder and Scully belong to CC and company and he gets all the money from this. But at least with me, they have a little fun :)
Mulder sat in his office leaning back on his chair, his eyes closed. His thoughts were on Scully, just like they...