Emmett

When I got over my crisis I followed Alice to Emmett's room. It was in a whole different dorm and that's why Emmett and Rose weren't together. That didn't mean they didn't sneak though. But if there were dorms together I'd bet Rose'll be pregnant door now.

"Bella?" asked Emmett when we went in. Spare key on top, boven of the door. "EMMETT!" I squealed. We hugged. I never knew Emmett got this... big. He had a huge ring of muscle going around his arms. His face got meer older than the last time I saw him. I think his dimples got more... dimplier.

"OH EM GEE! I NEVER SAW u IN LIKE FOREVER." He still...

Introduction to No Dates No Breaks

"Dilan! Hurry up! We're going to miss it!" shouted my best friend Jenna.
I ran up to her. Jenna just loves that ice cream.

My name Dilan Kuloin. It is pronounced dee-lan in case anyone's wondering. Don't call me Dylan.
My best friend's name is Jenna. She has a passion for ice cream, music, and Pon and Zi. She thinks those guys are the cutest.
We are a trio. A group of three friends. My other friend's name is Nick. His real name is Nicholas but Jenna and I call him Nick to annoy him.
Actually Jenna is dating Nick. No lie.
I used to have a boyfriend too that I met...

Argument

BPOV

When I got into the Cullen house I was amazed. The house was mansion-like. Especially just being in my own crappy house I didn't think a house so beautiful was possible.

"Mom! We're home!" screamed Emmett when we got home. Wow he was loud.

"Welcome back sweethearts! I'm in the kitchen!"

We walked into the keuken-, keuken and a sweet smell instantly hit my nose.

"Why hello. Who is your friend?" asked Edward's mom. I, of course, didn't reply because I was too busy looking at whatever was on the stove. Plain vegetables and soep can get really nasty after a while.

"That is the loser who Alice and...

Gun shots. That's all I heard for a moment before silence filled the air. Everyone fell to the ground. We were always told to drop and cover your head when u heard a gunshot.

Some men came joining that one of the man with a gun. They all pulled out guns. "Get in." one yelled at all of us and pointed at an army tank.

Rosalie didn't get up. She stayed on the ground. I was about to speak up when a men put tape over my mouth.

The men drove for a long time. All us little kids stayed in the back bumping into each other. They tied our hands together. I don't really know why.

Soon the door opened....

Firewall

Me :: Hmm... what can I do to u guys this chapter?

Mom :: STEPHANIE! Come upstairs! It's avondeten, diner time!

Me :: But mom! I'm playing with my friends!

Mom :: Tell them to go home!

Me :: I can't! Their mothers are in Italy.

Heidi :: Yes... under the ground.

Mom :: Really? u can stay here vrienden of Stephanie. Wait. Let me come downstairs.

Me :: NO!!! Don't! They're busy... getting ready... to sleep!

Heidi :: If we could.

Mom :: Okay then! Come up for dinner.

Me :: Sure. Hold on a second! *turns and stares evilly at the Volturi*

Jane :: Now we can leave!

Me :: Again. Like I said. I'm too smart. Plus...

Let's play Kicking!

Alec :: Your not burning her! *steps in front of Gianna*

Me :: Can we at least try?

Alec :: Of course not! u want to try go try it on some of your human friends.

Me :: Hmm... That's not a bad idea....

ViAnne :: Um... bye. *runs before I get an idea*

Me :: Oh... she thought I was going to... oh... that's a good idea! Damnit. She's gone.

Bella :: u are so evil.

Me :: And that's one of the many reasons why I should be with the Volturi.

Heidi :: What are the other ones?

Me :: Um... I just want to kom bij them okay?? Stop making me feel bad!

Heidi :: I'm not...

Me :: *sticks tongue* You...

Torturing Felix

Emmett :: Here u go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!

Bella :: *fake cough*

Emmett :: u better not hurt my babies.

Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!

Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do u buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.

Me :: Oh no u didn't. u do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*

Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.

Me :: Are u sure? *takes out bag of games*

Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!

Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling....

Disclaimer:: I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D

Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank u Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring u anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please...

Another Surprise!

BPOV

"Not again!" I groaned. Alice had her car keys in hand and was going to take me shopping again. It has been a maand since my datum with Jake. Edward and I were doing the thing we wanted... taking it slow.

"Oh Bella. It won't be shopping today. We're going hiking!" She squealed. "But hikings worst then shopping! Can't I just go shopping extra long with you?" I asked. "Nope. Emmett's coming with us just in case u fall and break your neck. I'm not strong enough for that." That pixie may be tiny but she wasn't strong. Not one bit.

"Okay... let's go then. The faster we get there...

Prolouge

I thought about what Renee zei at that moment. "You'll think of this years later and you'll start laughing." Oh how very wrong she is right now.

I don't think she'll be laughing if she finds out that her baby doesn't belong to her lover but instead her super abusive boyfriend. That is what I'm doing right now.

I stare down at all the documents with Edward holding our, I mean mine and Jacob's, baby. Renesmee Carlie Cullen... of should I say Renesmee Carlie Black. I feel like crying. It was a mistake to ever start dating him.

Sobs rise out of my chest. "Sh... Bella honey. It's okay." I...

Edward slow down!" I screamed as his needle pointed a little over 100. "Why Bella? I thought u loved the speed and the indredredaline." "That's you..."

"Oh yeah... well first tell me u love me then I'll slow down." "I love u my Edward... NOW SLOW DOWN!" A motocycle wasn't safe... expecially one that was going 100 miles per hour!

"Yeah... can u take my helm off... it's really blocking my view." I did what I was told. Well if I wanted him to slow down I had to do it. I put his helm on my head but he still didn't slow down. "EDWARD MASEN CULLEN! u BETTER SLOW DOWN RIG...." I zei before...

Family Feuds

EPOV

Noticing Bella's bike all torn down I convinced my brothers and sisters to let Bella ride home pagina with us. Everyone but Rose thought that was a good idea.

When I saw her wrecked house I refused to let Bella go in. Yes I had a crush on her but even if I didn't I wouldn't let her in. It was too dangerous, the storm hitting her windows and breaking her house.

I wasn't lying when I told her about her bleeding to death. When your dad is a doctor u see a lot of things.

But I made mistakes. Mistake one; Turning back. That wasn't my fault though. Her flirty eyes were too hard to resist....

Blood

I walked out of the changeroom. Gym was... horrible. I managed to hit seven people with the basketball, trip nine people, and fall on top, boven of three.

I was so relieved to walk away from the death trap I call the gym. But I remembered that I had to bike home pagina where I would be all alone. I went to the bike rack to get my bike but I was stopped door someone.

"Hey Isabella." zei yet another silver volvo person. Did they all want to annoy me to death? This one was the really strong one with brown hair and dimples in his cheek. "Hi." I didn't know his name.

"I'm Emmett. My siblings and I were wondering...

Not me...

The rest of the class was like any other class. Whispers, stares, look of disgust, and occasional sympathy.

The real problem didn't start until lunch. I walked into the lunchroom hoping that I would get an empty tafel, tabel to myself when that girl showed up. "Move it!" zei Tanya. "And do not even think about sitting near my table. This place is horrible enough without u coming near me." She added under her breath, "Oh... but things are getting better." She walked over to the tafel, tabel were the people from the silver volvo sat.

They stopped talking when Tanya got to their table. She climbed...

No Sympathy for Me please

I woke up coughing and wiping the cobwebs from my face. That's what happens when u sleep in a house that hasn't been used for years.

I brushed my teeth using water and my toothbrush. It may be a few years old but still works. I got dressed in the cleanest clothes I could find. It had lots of holes but it wasn't too dirty. I had carrots for breakfast and got on my bike.

I rode the few miles it took to get to school. When I got there there was barely anyone. But the people who were there stared at me. "That's her!" hissed Mike in disgust to his friend.

I ignored him and...

A Way to Spend My Birthday

"Where are u going mommy?" asked a six jaar old Bella.

"Out." she zei sadly. She has been really sad lately since daddy took a visit to her friend. "Okay. When are u going to be back?"

"Not for a while. u will come visit me one day. Jennette with take care of u for a while."

That was the last memory I had of my mother. I never really understood what she meant door out. Not until now.

As I read this letter tears were pouring restlessly down my cheeks.

"Dear Bella,

If u are reading this letter this means you've turned 18. I loved u very much but when your daddy...

Spending the Night

I walked over to the phone and dialed the Cullens. "Hello?" asked Edward. I didn't hear his voice in such a long time. Compared to the voice I just heard it made it all so much better.

"E-Edward..." I stuttered. "Bella? Are u okay?" he asked.

"N-No... Can u just ask Jasper to come?" I asked. I needed my cousin. "He's paintballing with Emmett. I'm here alone... Do u want me to come over?" he asked. I didn't really want him but just in case Jacob came back I zei yes.

"Be there in like 10 minutes." He zei before hanging up. Now I was here all alone... It was so silent....

My First Date... Sort of.

"You look beautiful." he zei as we got into his car. "Thanks." I replied smiling. I just hoped this was worth it. We stopped in front of a fancy resturant. "We're eating here?" I asked. It looked really expensive. "Yes we are." He zei and went out of the car and held out his arm. A gentlemen he was.

"Black, Jacob." He zei to the waiter. "A tafel, tabel for 8?" the waiter asked. "Yes." "It'll be done in a minute." The waiter zei and left. A tafel, tabel for 8? What??

"8, Jacob? Isn't that too much?" "Oh of course not. With Seth, Paul, Quil, Embry, Claire, and Rachel it's enough....

Getting Ready

I managed to avoid eye contact with Edward for the whole class. I also managed to aviod running into Rose of Alice for the rest of the school day. But after school I wasn't so lucky. I didn't have my own car so I walked to Edward's car extra slowly but even that didn't work.

"Where were you? What happened with Edward? Did u guys make up? Did u make out? Come on Bella we need answers. We haven't got all dag here!"

"I was at school. Nothing happened between Edward and I. We didn't make up yet. And no. No lip touching involved whatsoever."

"So Bella why were u with Jacob. And...

I've Changed!

Stupid Edward. Stupid Tanya. Stupid bet.

I ran out of the cafeteria after hearing Edward was in on the bet. I didn't know the school too well and I ran into the washroom. I heard footsteps and saw Rose and Alice coming after me.

"Bella! Wait!" They caught up to me. "Guys..." I zei before bursting into tears. They just patted me and sat down on the floor. "We know Bella. Edward's a jerk. What's new?" asked Rose. Alice glared at her. "But your my cousin alright? And no cousin of mine is going to sit on the floor crying her eyes out when her first friend is out there doing... whatever...