Joey

Margaret is the narrator

Marisa & Holly: *Pulling Jessica out of Impala Station*
Jessica: *Groaning* Thanks u two for your help.
Holly: That's what vrienden are for.
Marisa: What happened to u Jessica?
Jessica: I guess I bit off meer than I could chew with one of my freight trains. I pulled pretty hard when going up the heuvel after getting out of Nova, and I guess u know the rest.
Holly: Uh, huh.
Marisa: I definitely know.

Back at Impala Station

Ms. Scarlett: *Talking on the phone* She just returned. Thanks for bringing her back in one piece. Or, almost one piece.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...

Mike "Fonzi" is the narrator.

Narrator: Heeey.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.
Ian: *Back on the Eastern Pacific, he stops at a red signal at Nova Station*
Rio: *Behind Adam, coupled up to him, and a freight train* Ian's here.
Adam: Oh, good.
Ian: Good to see u two as well.
Adam: I don't suppose u heard the news.
Ian: What news?
Rio: Marcus and Catherine went to Philadelphia for their vacation, but...someone scrapped them.
Ian: What?
Rio: The two of them were spending some time in 30th street, until someone from Septa shot them....

Adam is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.

S.B and Austin are watching a video (0:20): link

Austin: I'm surprised he hasn't said- *Listens to the video* Oh, never mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: It gets better from there.
Austin: *Watching the video, and watching Donald Trump go crazy* What?!!? *Laughing*
S.B: *Smiles* What did I tell you?
Austin: Ah, that was the best video ever.
Andrew: *Backing into the roundhouse*
Austin: I gotta toon this to Sean. Get in my cab.
S.B: *Climbs into Austin's cab*
Andrew: He's over at Mossberg Harbor.

Theme Song:...

Jerry is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in High Definition before a live studio audience.
Austin: *Passing door with a freight train* Since when?
Narrator: Okay, it's not really, but..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: ..why am I even saying it then if it's not true?!
Sean: *Passes door with a passenger train* Nostalgia.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Jerry: Ah. Well, we're supposed to have yet another new engine on the line. Why am I not surprised?
Sean: *Passes door with another passenger train* Continuity.
Jerry: On what?
S.B: *Rises up from the ground* Merchandise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: Of course....