1. Everytime he says something, say "I KNOW" loudly.
2. Dance past him with a drum and cymbals.
3. Paint his bedroom walls green with roze stripes.
4. Then paint his ceiling Yellow with purple spots.
5. Put hair gel in his hair and make It all spiky.
6. Throw Pie at him, the alien of the food, both are sure to annoy him!
7. Sing happy songs to him while he's working.
8. Give pudding lots and lots of sugar when she's at work.
9. Poke him, constantly.
10. Insist that he is a priest, dress him up as one.
11. Turn the café into a pub.
12. Force him into wearing dresses, then taking foto's of him like that and put them up all round the café walls.
13. Take pictures of him looking pissed off, put them on the walls too, and label them "Ryou's grumpy face."
14. Keep yelling at him to turn into Alto.
15. When you've finally made him be Alto, enter him in a pet toon under the name of "Mr Snugglywugglyfluffykins."
16. Push him down the stairs, while he's carrying things.
17. Put furry, pink, flashing regenboog rabbit ears on him. (This is something I actually did to someone once D)
18. Tell him he's fat.
19. Tie a frilly roze ribbon round his neck.
20. Glue headphones to his head, and constantly play the happiest songs u know on them, things like the TMM ending song and Egao happy Piisu (from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, if u want to know what it sounds like, zoek it on youtube.
21. Attach starfish to his face.
22. Draw terrible pictures of him in regenboog crayons, then cry REALLY loudly when he doesn't like them. Tell Keiichiro that Ryou's being a meanie.
23. While he is Alto, put a disgusting frilly bonnet on him.
24. While he not Alto, still put a disgusting frilly bonnet on him. And a pacifier.
25. Cover his face in dog treat, then send him to the kennels for something.
26. Then cover his entire head in catnip and send him to the cattery.
27. Sneak into his house and break all his cupboards. Make sure he doesn't find out it was you.
28. When he complains about the broken cupboards, say that u are very good at fixing cupboards and stuff and that you'll fix his for him. Do it really badly, make sure the doors don't fit properly, and that shelves slide out and are wonky. When he tries to get someone professional to do it, get REALLY mad with him and throw stuff.
29. Cover café mew mew in garden gnomes, thousands of them.
30. toon him all the fanfiction about him that's on the internet. All of it.
2. Dance past him with a drum and cymbals.
3. Paint his bedroom walls green with roze stripes.
4. Then paint his ceiling Yellow with purple spots.
5. Put hair gel in his hair and make It all spiky.
6. Throw Pie at him, the alien of the food, both are sure to annoy him!
7. Sing happy songs to him while he's working.
8. Give pudding lots and lots of sugar when she's at work.
9. Poke him, constantly.
10. Insist that he is a priest, dress him up as one.
11. Turn the café into a pub.
12. Force him into wearing dresses, then taking foto's of him like that and put them up all round the café walls.
13. Take pictures of him looking pissed off, put them on the walls too, and label them "Ryou's grumpy face."
14. Keep yelling at him to turn into Alto.
15. When you've finally made him be Alto, enter him in a pet toon under the name of "Mr Snugglywugglyfluffykins."
16. Push him down the stairs, while he's carrying things.
17. Put furry, pink, flashing regenboog rabbit ears on him. (This is something I actually did to someone once D)
18. Tell him he's fat.
19. Tie a frilly roze ribbon round his neck.
20. Glue headphones to his head, and constantly play the happiest songs u know on them, things like the TMM ending song and Egao happy Piisu (from Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, if u want to know what it sounds like, zoek it on youtube.
21. Attach starfish to his face.
22. Draw terrible pictures of him in regenboog crayons, then cry REALLY loudly when he doesn't like them. Tell Keiichiro that Ryou's being a meanie.
23. While he is Alto, put a disgusting frilly bonnet on him.
24. While he not Alto, still put a disgusting frilly bonnet on him. And a pacifier.
25. Cover his face in dog treat, then send him to the kennels for something.
26. Then cover his entire head in catnip and send him to the cattery.
27. Sneak into his house and break all his cupboards. Make sure he doesn't find out it was you.
28. When he complains about the broken cupboards, say that u are very good at fixing cupboards and stuff and that you'll fix his for him. Do it really badly, make sure the doors don't fit properly, and that shelves slide out and are wonky. When he tries to get someone professional to do it, get REALLY mad with him and throw stuff.
29. Cover café mew mew in garden gnomes, thousands of them.
30. toon him all the fanfiction about him that's on the internet. All of it.
