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60 Things I Will Still Not Do
door ~Aprifileney0099

Neko-Naito's)

1. I will not tell LeShawna that her dancing scares little children.

2. I will not bring up DJ's animal curse in front of him.

3. I will not remind Blaineley about her real name.

4. I will not ask Chris about the video he sent to Celebrity Manhunt.

5. I will not ask Chef if he learned to drive at NASCAR.

(DxC-Fanatic's)

6. I will not ask duncan, gwen and courtney if they're ever gonna have a threesome.

7. I will not take chris' wig, put it on and run around screaming "look at me i'm chris" .

8. I will not sing "heather and alejandro sitting in a boom K-I-S-S-I-N-G" when they are around.

9. I will not lock cody and sierra in a closet.

10. I will not tell sierra's mom that chris loves her and take her to chris.

(Realityshowfan's)

11. I will not tell Eva that boys are better and stronger and fast than girls

12. I will not give Harold Gummi Slugs (Kobold Reference FTW!)

13.I will not tell Leshawna she is big and loud

14. I will not deny Chef his pony

15. I will not bevestig to the DXC craze. I WILL NOT!

(xXduncanloverXx's)

16. I will not tell Gwen that Duncan loves her, only for her to walk in on Duncan and Courtney making out..even though i REALLY want to.

17. I will not ask Noah how Cody's 'little sausage' felt.

18. I will not ask Geoff if he was jealous of the pole.

19. I will not tell Chris that his hair looks stupid.

20. I will not ask Duncan why he is such a man w***e.

21. I will not tell Lindsay that Tyler died.

22. I will not throw Owen out of the plane just to see how cool he'd look splattered all over the ground.

23. I will not tell Sierra that Cody is g*y.

24. will not handcuff Duncan and ask him if it feels familiar.

25. I will not forge a secret love not to Katie from Noah that admits all his true feelings for her because he isn't man enough to do it himself.

26. I will not let Izzy near beavers, matches, rocks, of any sane human ever again.

27. I will not ask Trent why he thinks Gwen dumped him.

28. I will not tell Tyler that Lindsay's boobs are fake.

29. I will not tell Duncan that when he was falling off that cliff he hit his head one too many times.

30. I will not tell Harold he has no mad skills.

31. I will not make a banner that says "GWEN IS A B***H" and attatch it to the end of the TDWT plane for all to see.

(Harlie Davidson's)

32. I have some for the list:

33. I will not sing the song 'Alejandro' door Lady GaGa to Alejandro, no matter how well it fits him

34. I will not bring up Noah and Cody's moments around Sierra.

35. I will not follow follow Heather around saying, "But u LOVE Alejandro and want to have one hundred of his BABIES!"

36. I will not hurt Duncan for cheating on Courtney... for the volgende two hours.

37. I will not hide Eva's weights and blame it on Gwen.

38. I will not ask Noah and Cody who is the seme and uke in their relationship.

39. I will not paint a rock oranje and tell Owen it's candy.

40. I will not push Noah into Cody and demand to see a yaoi moment.

(Total Drama Overload's)

41. As tempting as is sounds, I will not force Courtney, Gwen and Duncan to have a threesome, film it, then send the tape to Chris to put on the

show.

42. I will not handcuff Cody to Sierra

43. I will not ask Bridgette to go on a datum with a pole.

44. I certainly WOULD NOT agree to Lindsay cooking me dinner

45. NEVER, ever will I take Izzy to the zoo, especially to the lion exhibit *shudders*.

46. I will not atempt to make out with Noah on front of Cody then ask him if he's jelous.

47. I will not try to kiss Duncan in front of Gwen and Courtny unless I want to die.

48. I will not give Courtny pictures of Duncan and Gwen making out unless I want to kill them.

49. I will not try to tell Sierra that she is a creepy stalker that has no life even if she is.

(Anonymus's)

50. I will not tell Katie and Sadie to sing the F.U.N song from SpongeBob

51. I will not give Izzy a flamethrower. EVER.

52. I will not lock Noah and Izzy in a closet for 24 hours.

53. I will not stop trying to prove Cody's a girl

54. I will not leave DJ alone with animals ever again.

55. I will not chop Mr. Coconut in half.

(Luner Hale's)

56. I will not replace all of Gwen's clothes with roze ones.

(BONUS door Aprifileney0099!)

57. I will not offer Duncan for his birthday Courtney's favoriete bra and panties. I bet he already has them in possession.

58. I will not put a dead rat under Heather's pillow. I'm scared of what she'd do to me.

59. I will not do like Kanye West to Taylor snel, swift and interrupt Duncan and Gwen kissing door saying "Yo Gwen, I'm sorry to interupt both of u and I'mma let u finish your stuff, but Duncan and Courtney are the best TD couple of all time!". Then maybe stempel, punch Duncan in the face :D

60. I will not continue that lijst because of some b*****ng. I will continue it because I like challenges.
posted by DandC4evacute
Courtney: always speaks her mind and is really determined!
Bridgette: she's just so nice, really.
Lindsay: Her dumb-blondness is adorable!
Cody: adorkable. nuff said.
Trent: is a sweet guy.
Gwen: loved her in TDI
Noah: Fun-NY. nuff said.
Izzy: self explanatory
Katie: is really sweet. doesn't get enough screen time, though.
DJ: super nice. u have to like him.
Leshawna: outspoken.
Geoff: really laid-back.
Tyler: optimistic
Sierra: she's exactly like me! lol J.k. no it's her optimism.
Owen: such a sweet dude.
Beth: is SO nice.
Sadie: is like Katie.
Duncan: i like his care-free image.
Ezekiel: is determined
Eva: is AWESOME for girl-power!
Harold: i loved that he wrote a poem.
Justin: he was quiet in TDI
Heather: was AWESOME in TDWT
Alejandro: mostly funny.
posted by gothemo1234
chirs:hi everyone its me chirs from the host from total drama (harrit pushs him)
harrit:your not the host i am bitch
chirs:NO I AM
harrit:NO I AM
chirs:talk to the hand
harrit:FINE hallo HAND YOUR NOT THE HOST U MOTHER FUCKER BITCH
chirs:HEY NOONE TALKS TO MY HAND THAT WAY
(chirs and harrit fight and harrit wins)
harrit:ok lets just check out the campers kids hallo look here comes beth's kid
gery:oh my god my mom zei she meet u before your name is is is is
harrit:how about u just stand were your mom sand ok (gives him a creppy smile)
gery:ok
chirs:hey here comes dj's kid
harrit:(pushs him down)u stay down
cj:hey...
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*confessional*

lulu:see adrianne I HAVE BRAINS !!! especially being in my home pagina land ..ENGLAND !! *sighs* i miss the way cody wouyld of stopped mr from screaming the seconde time ohh well i came preparde *takes out a chip butty* :P yummy its my grandads recipie for chips *is about to take a bite when chris walks threw the door*

Blaine: I vote annie end of story

Annie: Bye Bye Blaine!

kasey:who to vote who to vote okay so i,ll point to the picture with my eyes closed *points at a pic of ezekiel* wait... what

Jasper:*Sighs.* This Bites. So.. Uhm.. Sorry, Zeke. *Stamps Zeke.*

Jared: Bye Bye Blaine...
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chris:now remember not 1 but 2 people will go home pagina this time
duncan:come on
chris:round 1... 1 vote courtney
courtney:what
chris:1 vote duncan
duncan:as if im surprised
chris:2 stemmen courtney
courtney:huh
chris:not 3 but 4 stemmen courtney & 3 for duncan
duncan:by bit...
chris:but wait duncan u go with her
duncan:thanks alot team
chris:*throws them both off*
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trent: Goin' down to south park gonna have myself a time!
ellen and gwen: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
trent: goin' down to south park gonna leave my woes behind!
duncan: ample parking dag of night, people spouting howdy neighbour!
trent: goin' down to south park gonna see if i cant unwind,
harlod: (muffled) i like girls with fat tittes, i like girls with big vaginas!
trent:come on down to south park, and meet some vrienden of mine.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha
*confessionals*
lulu:i still love cody with all my hart-, hart and theres nothing anyone can change about that but im not sure how well im going to hold up this season on the bright side we havent lost yet which is fantastic sooooooo i may be phsyic but i dont know wat will happen in my futer an di can live with late ..just

Jasper:*Frowns.* Whos got to go? *Mutters.* I really hope it's not Duncan... *Sighs and stamps Alejandro.* Buenos Noches, Amigo.

Blaine: ugh we lost again dammit!! I am gonna have to sabotage tylers team, then make it look like its his fault then he is out of here.also I vote for...
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posted by dxarmy423
*Theme song plays*

Chris: welcome to TD vs wild

Chris: last episode we saw kayla take the drop of shame into Ireland

Chris: In todays episode no body is going home pagina but they dont know that HA

Chris: I love being evil

*In the Passenger hold*

Jessica: *looks out window* woah we going to the jungle

Cedric: I cant tell what jungle it is

Penny: *to cedric* oh why do u have to identify everything

Cedric: Cause I know everything

Penny: *giggles then smiles*

*In the mess hall*

Jake: *takes a drink of his soda* ugh

Ya'vanti: *to jake* something up dude

Jake: I just dont get why penny doesnt hang out with me as much...
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posted by The_Kill
avan:im the better emo!

lucas:no im the better emo!

tak: stop it both of u plz,gawsh this is twilight all over again!

zoey:for the first time i agree with tak.

jordan:has anyone seen bridgette?

lexxi:uh jordan bridgette's gone remember?

jordan:oh right i knew that

jen:hi guys do u know wheres jordan?

lucas:uh yea he's right there?

lucas:uh jordan?


*he hides behind lexxi*

lexxi:um jordan shes looking for you

jordan:i know but im scared of her shes the stalker girlfriend i ever wanted until i got one!

zoey:don't u have ur own vrienden to talk to jen?

jen:no,but who needds vrienden when u got jordan!!eeeeee!!!!!

jen:*finds jordan and grabs him and hugs him*

mizzie:she's like sierra with cody

ray:i know

xavier:yep

ray:you look alot like noah

xavier:i know cuz im his brother

straal, ray and mizzie:we both love noah!!
xavier:uh i can let u see him

straal, ray and mizzie:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ok!:D

rayven:noah?seriously?


mizzie:yep


rayven:ok then O_e



to be continued....
*confessional*

Ray: (not wearing halsketting, ketting anymore) I should have remembered my silicon allergy...I'm voting off Buddy, because all he's doing is killing things.

Alejandro: It's hard to chose. Ether Ezekiel, Jordan, Draven, of Jared. I mean Ezekiel not cool at all so i might wanna keep him in to keep me in. Jordan is taking Bridgette from looking at me so he needs in. of no...... well than Draven is taking all my girls. and than Jared....... not usefule. Draven of Jared.

Jordan: *trys to open the vote box with a screw* I can't opan this. come on i need Jared off! *trys to open and he falls back...
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chirs- ok children gather round, since duncan can't seem
to remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock
theripy, I'm gonna give one of u this cattle prod and if he forgets any
word just shock him a little. Who wants the prod?

Children-Me! me! Me! I wanna...

chirs-Here u go gwen why don't u take it

(music starts)
gwen-SWEET!

chirs- okay duncan whenever you're ready

duncan-And, Oh holy ni- (shock)Ow! hallo what was that for, I didn't
Screw up!

gwen-Ha Ha

chirs- No gwen u can't shock him unless he forget the words

gwen- Sorry Mr.mcclean

duncan- And, Oh holy night the stars are...
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*Confessionals*
Ray: *laughing* I can't believe that Rochelle got locked in a cell! *starts laughing harder* that was halarious and none of us planned that.
Rochelle: *totaly Ticked off* That was so not funny!
Zoey: Well atleast we found her and got her out. She seemed ticked off once we got her out tho.
Storm: Mwa ha ha ha I have a special prank for Chris tonight.
*end of confessionals*
Rochelle: *screaming* GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Abby: Looks like we found her. *Abby walks over to the cell Rochelle is in*
Zoey: *walks over* Don't worry we'll get u out.......eventually.
Rochelle: WHAT DO YOU...
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Jade: *wakes up* hallo guys what that noise?

Hollow: Go back to sleep! It's 12:00 at night!

Jade: But i heard something!

Jared: FINE! I'll go with you! *walks out of the cabin*

Katie: What are u guy's Doing out he- *Trips and falls on Chris* AHHH! CH-H-H-RIS IS DEAD!

Jared: What!?! *touches the blood* OH MY GOD! ITS REAL BLOOD!

Jade: CHEF TOO!

Hollow: Im going to get something to eat *walks to the kitchen*

Jared: GUYS! CHRIS AND CHEF ARE DEAD! Wheres Hollow!?

Gabby: She went to get somoething to eat!

*AT the kitchen*

Hollow: MHHH Brownies! *start's eating them*

???: *hits her*

Hollow: hallo WHAT AR- AHHH!!...
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*They set up the equiptment before Dusk*
Rochelle: Will u tell us the claims now?
Chris: Yes there are cold spots, wierd odors, apparitions, orbs, voices, sounds of people walking and many meer surprises.
Jordan: when do we get to start?
Chris: right now.
Zoey: Come on we better get started with this.
*They walk to their meeting point*
Storm: This is going to be awesome we get to stay here all night!
Rochelle: Oh great lets just get this over with.
Abby: Let's go Lights out.
*They turn off all the lights and head back to meeting point*
Zoey: Anyone wanna go envestigate.
Rochelle: I'll go...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the preircing shop~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sue:Ok,wait here while I get my left boob pairced!Tiffany&Rachlle:Ew!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~30 minuten later~~~~~~~~~Sue:Done!Now why did u guys wanna com?Rachelle:I want to be your friend!Tiffany:Me too!Sue:Ok,we all can be friends!*A fancy looking man comes in*The man:Good,day girls!Now to tell u the truth these past 3 hours since u known eachothe made me think that u 3 should be spies!All 3 girls:SPIES!The man:Indeed!You can call me double X!All 3 girls:Ok!Sue:But why us? double X:Because u girls fit the carrer!Come,join me in my limo for your first ever mission!All 3 girls:OK!Part 3:Deatroing all evil safe-houses coming soon!
posted by DannyLawson14
The time has come...

The lights are on...

Time for another TDI series...

Get ready for...

TOTAL DRAMA HOLLYWOOD!

It's another TDI series with plenty of twists. A few surprises will be shocking, twisting, and meer shocking.

Chris McClean is once again hosting. And now this time, 16 campers will be competing. They are...

Alejandro
Beth
Bridgette
Courtney
Duncan
Eva
Gwen
Harold
Heather
Izzy
Justin
Leshawna
Noah
Owen
Sierra
Trent

Total Drama Hollywood! Rated PG. Coming soon to this website near you.
posted by CourtneyGirl
me: ok sorry i havent writen an artical in a wail becuase i was working on my art for a littel bit but i am back, and ready to write, p.s. rose35 is gwens littel sister, hope u enjoy.

(DJ out of his the truck and knocks on bridgettes front door)

Gwen: (mumbeling anrey jiberish to her self) vm dsjkgbbjgbskgjksgjkvx

(gwen opens the door to see a dressed and read to go DJ standing at the front door)

DJ: oh sorry where u guys still sleeping?

Gwen: uuhh yes what time is it?

DJ: 5:00

Gwen: why did u come to get us so erly?

DJ: well i thought if u guys where ready to go that i would take you...
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posted by TOTALFan
We all sat down to eat some breakfast.
Luz was flirting with Billy, Flo and Trevor were talking and Andrea was aan het uploaden her shotgun to go hunt.Everybody else was just eating.

Duncan:"Where's Gwen?"

Courtney:"Why are u so concerned?" She zei as she glared at Duncan and folded her arms.

Duncan:"Courtney, chill.It's no big deal, she's my friend."

Courtney continued to glare:"Whatever."She got up and walked out of the tent.

Heather:"Nice duncan."

Duncan:"Be quiet of I'll make you."
Heather rolled her eyes.

Christy was moaning and holding her throat.

Lindsay:"What's wrong Christy?"

Christy:"Uh.um...I just...
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posted by potterandtdi
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Hotel! Where we throw intense challenges at these suckers, I mean people. We're going to meet them right now!

*Kiyurie and Sumer arrive*

Kiyurie: Hi Chris. Is this where we're staying?

Chris: YEAH! Don't u see the sign?

*Chris points to sign that says,'WELCOME ALL SUCKERS'*

Kiyurie: Whatever

Chris: Hello Sumer

Sumer: Where is the horse camp?

Chris: Oh, yeah. I lied. Enjoy here.

Sumer: Fine

*Jared and Samie arrive*

Chris: volgende is Jared and Samie

Jared: hallo Chris!

Chris: What's up Jared?

Jared: Nothing

Chris: And how are u Samie?

Samie: Where's the tattoo shop?

Chris: I lied....
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*first dag of school: Monday, August 26. Sunny Day*

Death: *getting put of car*
Dawn: hallo DEATH!
Death: Meh.
*start walking to school*
Death: Is this school any good?
Dawn: Yes, it's amazing!
Death: Really... what sitting group are u in?
Dawn: The Weirdos!
Death: Nice... I heard this kid named Ezikiel died here.
Dawn: Oh yeah... it was duiring bioligy last year.
*flashback*
Teacher: Now remember children, put the blue liquid and the roze liquid in together. Don't put the red liquid in!
Ezikiel: What are we supposed to do, eh?
Dawn: Put the blue liquid in with...
Ezikiel: *puts in red liquid door accident*...
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ok your new challenge is to sward fight eachother for my pleasure hehehe *laughs evily*-Juno
DAMMIT!-Ava
OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!!!-Andi
oh dont hit me!im to pretty!-Keira
shut it Keira-Andrea
yeah seriously Keira, shut it-Andi
ok well who do we have to fight?-Jared
WHOEVER THE *beep* I SAY!-Juno
ok geeze, take a pill-Jared
ok im gonna make u fight ur mortal enime's, and in the end i have a surprise 4 Jared and Andi-Juno
oh dam!-Andi
ok i want...AVA AND ANDREA TO FIGHT!!!!-Juno
this will be easy-Ava
ok here are your wooden swards-Juno
*start fighting*
*knocks Ava to the ground* I WIN!-Andrea
ok now i want...
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