In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to toon to all of the slash fans explaining why he doesn't like Harold...
WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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i was on wikipedia.com and i saw an elimination tafel, tabel of something like that and it said......
DJ is eliminated volgende in Jamaica Me Sweat
and then........
Noah is eliminated volgende in I See London...
heres the link to where i found those^^^^
link)
and i found what team duncan joins some poeple think he will be in team victory but he cant cause that whole team will be eliminated and he cant be in team chris is really really really really hot because in the comercial when he was getting divorced/married to courtney and it was challenge so it means he joined that team.
and as we all know ezekial is coming back too.since team victory is eliminated he joined team chris is really really hot considering theyre was a picture of him with team chris is really really really really hot and noah was wearing his hat blainley was in the foto too.
well thats all the spoilers i got so far see ya!!
DJ is eliminated volgende in Jamaica Me Sweat
and then........
Noah is eliminated volgende in I See London...
heres the link to where i found those^^^^
link)
and i found what team duncan joins some poeple think he will be in team victory but he cant cause that whole team will be eliminated and he cant be in team chris is really really really really hot because in the comercial when he was getting divorced/married to courtney and it was challenge so it means he joined that team.
and as we all know ezekial is coming back too.since team victory is eliminated he joined team chris is really really hot considering theyre was a picture of him with team chris is really really really really hot and noah was wearing his hat blainley was in the foto too.
well thats all the spoilers i got so far see ya!!
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DPOV (Duncan)
" So, I Hope U Like Ur New Classmates, And Ur Names R On Ur Seats. I Was volgende To Courtney And Gwen. Greeat. " So Wheres The Teacher " Asked Bridgette " I Dunno, Makin Out With The Janitor Probably " zei Roxas. There Was a Few Sniggers, Athena Burst Out Laughing " Sorry For The Wait" zei The teacher, Wiping Of Some Lipstick. meer Giggles Arose As He Buttoned Up His Shirt. " Mr.Manwhore, U Need Too Up Ur Fly ^.^ " zei Athena Slyly " Manore, Anderson, Manore " "Manwhore :D " Sniggered Courtney, I Looked Over, Woah, Shes Really Sexy, I MEAN! No Duncan NO..... Yes Duncan YES! Im SO STUPID I LOVED COURTNEY AND THEN I BROKE HER hart-, hart WITH MY STUPIDITY!!
>.< IM SO STUPID!! But I Cant Just Take Her Back...... of MAYBE I CAN ^.^ No .....
YEP! No..... ARGH