Chris: We've been to the Island.... TWICE! We've been Around the World... TWICE! Now we're going back to the place where we haven't gone Twice.... The Total Drama Action film set! As u can see, nothing has changed... sadly. But that will all change. Because this season is going to be BIG! We are having some returning characters and some new characters. Now here comes the bus for the returning characters.
(Bus pulls up)
Chris: We have, (says as they step out of the bus) Fawn!
Lia: Hello everyone!
Cole: Oh yeah! Back again!
Annie: YAY! I return!
Chilly: WO HO! hallo Cole!
Jordan: YEAH! Another season!
Chris: Joss and Liza.
Liza: (holding Joss's hand) Hello everyone! I'm back to win this!
Chris: and Layla!
Layla: Now if I have anything to say about it!
Liza: Oh shut up.
Layla: make me!
(Liza and Layla glare into each others eyes)
Chris: Yep. Now here comes the bus for the new players.
(Bus pull up)
Chris: We have Alice!
Alice: (exits bus) COLE!
Cole: Alice my girl!
(Alice and Cole kiss)
Chilly: hallo Alice.
(Alice does not reply)
Chilly: Hello? ALICE!
Alice: Oh... hallo Chilly.
Lily: (exits bus) Hey...
Ashley: (exits bus) Hi! Hi! HIIIIII! oh like ohhhhh my god! This is like totally like totally Fantabulous to be here!
Layla: Wo. I think I just got a head ache.
Annie: Is that a lollypop?
Ashley: Yeah! Lollypops are like totally Fantabulous!
Annie: okay then...
Blake: (exits bus) hi...
Vincent: (exits bus) What's up?
Maylene: HI everyone!! Nice to meet u all! I'm Maylene-
Layla: Yeah, we got that.
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Layla: What a cry baby.
Liza: Grow a hart-, hart Layla. Are u okay Maylene.
Maylene: Yeah. I guess.
May: (runs out of bus to Maylene) Oh don't cry Maylene! Don't cry.
Maylene: Thanks but Layla hurt my fillings.
May: u should try to be nice sometime Layla.
Layla: what ever.
Marissa: (exits bus) (quiet)
Jason: (exits bus) What the Fuck is this place?
Lia: Total Drama Action film set. Ever seen Total Drama?
Jason: What the Fuck is Total Drama. Sounds like some kind of Shitty show.
Chris: verplaats ON!!!!
Jason: Wo Bitch!
Chris: (sigh) volgende is Robert!
Robert: (exits bus) What's up guys!
Garrett: (exits bus door doing a back flip) WOHO!
Elisa: (exits bus) oooo.. Hi! Nice to meet everyone!
Jason: (spits on the ground)
Elisa: (gasp) How dare u disrespect nature like that?!
Jason: Shut up Bitch.
Chris: and Mathew.
Mathew: (exits bus and waves) (smiles at May)
Chris: And that's everyone. What will happen on this awesome new season of Total Drama. Total... Drama... Reality Check!
Chris: Okay, before I say the teams, the confessional is in the same place as Total Drama Action. So, if u have something to say in the confessional I suggest u do it now.
Jason: Confessional? Psh. I don't need any Shity confessional to talk about stuff in. I can say what ever the Fuck I want to say out here in the open.
Blake: okay, I've only known Jason for like an uur and he has already zei meer cuss words than I have zei in my whole life.
Draven: I am going to win this. The only reason why I got voted off last time is because all of my team were in an alliance together. That's the only reason why. I am going to win. And no one can stop me!
Liza: Oh I hope me and Joss are on the same team together.
Chris: okay, so team 1 will be Fawn, Robert, Ashley, Cole, Chilly, Joss, Liza, Jordan, Marrissa, Lance, Jason, and Maylene. Team 2 are the rest of u Draven, Layla, Alice, Annie, Vincent, May, Mathew, Garrett, Elisa, Blake, Lia, and Lily. Team one is Team Real. Team 2 is Team Fake.
Draven: Why are we team
Layla: Yeah, we are better than all of Team Real!
Liza: Are u sure about that?
Lia: Wait, Jordan’s not on my Team!
Annie: Yeah. We need him!
Lia: Because his my boyfriend!
Annie: Yeah right… His mine.
Lia: Oh yeah right!
Alice: Wait, me and Cole aren't on the same team!
Cole: Chris, can Alice please be on my team.
Cole and Alice: PLEASE!
Chris: FINE! Alice switch teams with Liza.
Liza: What?! But-
Chris: NO meer ARGUING!!! let's just get on with the first challenge. Now this season is all based on different TV reality shows.
Chris: Like today's challenge. Today's challenge is based on the reality toon Real World.
Lia: Real World?
Mathew: never heard of it.
Chris: Real World is about 6 people living in a house together.
Chris: Yep. So today's challenge is each team will spit into 2 groups of 6. Each group will live in a house together for 5 days. The houses are in Set 1-4. In set one will be the first half of Team Real: Jordan, Chilly, Alice, Cole, Robert, and Lance.
Chris: Set 2 will be the other half of Team Real: Joss, Marissa, Fawn, Ashley, Jason, and Maylene!
Jason: What the Fuck? I'm with a bunch of Fucking Girls!?
Chris: Set 3 will be the first half of Team Fake: Draven, Layla, Liza, Annie, Lia, and Lily. The last set, set 4, will be The rest of you: Garrett, May, Mathew, Blake, Elisa, and Vincent!
Chris: Here's how u win. The team that behaves the best, wins the challenge. If u don't like someone living with you, u can get everyone in the house to vote he of she out of the house. If the majority of the people vote them out, they are out of that house for the rest of the week. If that happens, your team has a less chance of winning. But it might make the house me calm and behaved to make your team win. of maybe not. Now get going!
Liza: Oh I so want to vote Layla out.
(Jordan, Cole, Alice, Chilly, Robert and Lance enter)
Cole: This is the place?
Alice: It's a little nice.... I guess.
Robert: It's looks all too fancy.
Jordan: I'm going to find my room! (runs to a bedroom)
Lance: Not if I find a better one first! (follows Jordan)
Alice: I'm guessing it's a.... 3 bedroom house door the looks of it.
Chilly: Cole, do u want to room together?
Cole: I was thinking of rooming with Alice. Sound cool babe?
Alice: Yeah. Sorry Chilly.
Chilly: Oh... aaaa... It's okay.
Chilly: ever since Alice got on the show, Cole has not been paying attention to me. (sigh) I'm sure it will blow away later.
(Joss, Marissa, Fawn, Ashley, Jason, and Maylene enter)
Jason: What a shity place.
Ashley: Are u kidding me? This place is like all awesome with like totally Fabulous stuff. I mean look at the color. It's like perfect! And look at the couch. Oh and there's a TV! Oh and look there's-
Jason: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
(Ashley starts crying)
Fawn: JASON! Do u know what u just did?
Jason: Made a stupid fucking teef cry. So?
Maylene: u are a big meany bully!
Jason: Ooooo... so scared of a little asscock!
Fawn: I don't even think I've heard of that word.
(Draven, Layla, Liza, Annie, Lily, and Lia enter)
Draven: This is the place?
Layla: What a dump.
Liza: It looks new.
Annie: Yeah. All red and new.
Lia: Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
Annie: (rolls eyes)
Lily: Well, who wants what room?
Annie: I call the big room!
Layla: No, that will be me.
Annie: What ever.
(Garrett, May, Mathew, Blake, Elisa, and Vincent enter)
May: Wow. This is the place? Cool!
(A dog comes by)
Elisa: Ooooo A dog! YAY! How little boy! How ya doing?
Garrett: I want to know if there's any vines I can schommel, swing on!
Blake: Who are u Izzy?
Garrett: No, but I do love some adventure.
Blake: Sure. What ever.
May: Are u okay?
Blake: I'm just nervous that the other team will win.
Vincent: Don't be. We will win.
Blake: Are u sure?
Maylene: (skipping) Skipey-skip. Skipey-skip!
Jason: Will u shut the hell up ass-hole?!
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Fawn: Really Jason?
Jason: What? She won't shut the fucking hell up!
Fawn: really. How many cuss words can he not say in one sentience?
(Cole's and Alice's room)
(Cole and Alice are making out on the bed)
Chilly: (enter) hallo Cole. I found a video- what are u 2 doing?
Cole: kissing. What does it look like?
Chilly: anyways, do u want to play this video game I found.
Chilly: But it's Skyrim! Your favorite!
Cole: Maybe later.
Chilly: (sighs and exits)
Liza: Dang, I'm hungry!
Lily: I know right.
Annie: I'll see if I can order pizza.
Annie: Wow. The pizza company is psychic.
(Layla picks up phone)
Draven: Who is it?
Layla: Chris. (hangs up phone) He zei we have to make the food door our self.
Lia: In the kitchen.
Annie: oh right...
Liza: Well let's go.
(They all walk into the kitchen)
Liza: Okay, so does anyone know how to cook?
Draven: Not me.
Layla: no way.
Lia: I can make pancakes.
Liza: okay do we have any pancake batter?
(Draven and Layla look through cabinets)
Liza: Great... anything there we don't have to cook?
Layla: ummmm.... NO? Really Chris? u expect us to cook?
(Annie get's a text)
Liza: Who texted you?
Annie: Chris. It says, "Tell Layla, yes I do"
Blake: So do u think we're winning?
Mathew: I'm pretty sure we are. I mean, we haven't voted anyone out yet... Have we?
Vincent: We haven't, but I don't know about the other guys...
Ashley: Oh my goddddd! Did I like ever tell u about what a Fantabulous dream I had last night? Okay, so I was with Justin Bieber and-
Jason: shut the fuck up bitchass!
Fawn: How mean can u be Jason?
Jason: Mean? That was the nicest shit I have ever said.
Fawn: was that even used right? Nicest shit?
Joss: (enters) guys! Marissa made Breakfast!
Maylene: YAY!!! (runs into kitchen)
Maylene: What's for breakfast?
(Marissa sets scrambled eggs, pancakes, and spek on the table)
Fawn: oooo yummy.
Ashley: are there any lollypops?
Marissa: (shakes head no)
Ashley: awman! Well, I'll just eat my own!
Maylene: what is this? (holds up pancake)
Jason: A pancake dumbass!
Maylene: This isn't a pancake. Why isn't it in a shape?
Fawn: It never has to be in a shape.
Maylene: YES IT DOES!!! (starts to cry)
Jason: What a shity motherfucking cry baby.
Fawn: Okay, is he just trying to say cuss words for no reason? Just like putting random cures words in a sentence?
Jason: Okay, if u need me bitches, I'll be in my shity room. (exits)
Fawn: okay guys. I think we should vote Jason out of the house.
Ashley: (licking lollypop so is hard to understand) me too!
Marissa: (thumbs up)
Fawn: okay, let's call Chris.
(Jordan, Robert, and Chilly are playing a video game)
Robert: Oh yeah I won!
Jordan: shut up.
Robert: Oh don't be sad because I beat you.
Chilly: It's not that. Cole has not been paying attention to me.
Jordan: Why? Aren't u 2 friends?
Chilly: No Brothers.
Robert and Jordan: Brothers?!
Chilly: Yeah... well... we're vrienden too. But we're also Brothers. And now his not paying any attention to me.
Robert: Well, how about we vote Alice out of the house. Then for the rest of the week u can talk to Cole about all that.
Jordan: Yeah good idea.
Chilly: (sigh) I guess.
Lia: set it out! set it out!
Annie: Find a brand retardant!
Draven: Here we go! (sets brand out)
Liza, Layla, Annie, Lily and Lia: (sigh of releaf)
Draven: Those girl need me. I'm the only boy in the house.
(Layla and Draven exit)
Liza: I Really want Layla out of the house.
Lily: Oh yeah!
Liza; So let's call Chris and get her out.
Lia, Lily and Annie: Okay.
Robert: What did he say?
Chilly: He zei we have to wait. His got a spa opponent and 2 other houses to go to.
Jordan: well, when will he come over?
Robert: Well that won't be that long.
Elisa: (has dog in hand) Who's a cute little dog? u are. u are-
Garrett: It's a dog. Not a baby.
Elisa: I talk to all animals like that.
Blake: How many animals have u talked to?
Elisa: Around 340,003,021.
May: Are there even that much animals in the world?
Elisa: Yeah. I've talked to Monkeys, Dogs, Cats, Alligator, Unicorns, kanga-
Mathew: wait, unicorns?
Blake: Unicorns aren't real.
Elisa: Yes they are!
Garrett: Yeah sure...
Chris: (enters) okay, so u 5 want to vote off someone door the name of Jason?
Chris: okay. now. Check yes of no to if u want him to leave.
(Fawn, Maylene, Joss, Marissa, and Ashley all check something)
Chris: okay, JASON!?!?!
Jason: (walks down stairs) What the fuck is wrong?
Chris: u may be kicked out of this house.
Jason: What the fuck? Really??!!?
Chris: Yep. Now let's see. 1 vote yes. 2 stemmen yes. 3 stemmen yes. 4 stemmen yes. and 5 stemmen yes. Jason, your going to your film trailer.
Jason: aw shit! Stupid bitchy team. (follows Chris out)
Fawn: Oh yeah!
Chris: (enters) okay, so u 5 want to vote off someone door the name of Alice?
Cole: no, what? Why would u even-
Chris: Now check yes of no if u want Alice to leave of not.
(Lance, Cole, Chilly, Jordan, and Robert check something)
Chris: okay. Alice?!
Alice: (enters) Yeah..
Chris: u may be kicked out of this house.
Alice: What?! Why?
Chris: No idea. Now they all voted. 1 vote for yes. 1 stemmen for no. 2 stemmen for yes. 2 stemmen for no. And the final vote is for...... Yes! Bye bye Alice.
Alice: (sigh) Well, we're going to lose this.
Cole: I want out Chris! I want out!
Chris: are u sure about this? u could cost your team the win.
Cole: I don't care! I want out!
Chris: okay. Alice and Cole are out of the house.
(Chris, Alice and Cole exit)
Lance: Well that was strange. What happened guys?
Chilly: i was being ignored door Cole because of Alice and I wanted her out so I can hang with Cole. And now that won't happen.
Chris: (enters) okay, so u 5 want to vote off someone door the name of Layla?
Draven: What? N-
Chris: Now check yes of no if u want Layla to leave of not.
(Draven, Liza, Lily, Lia, and Annie check something)
Chris: okay. Layla?!
Layla: (enters) Yeah?
Chris: u may be kicked out of this house.
Layla: what? Why?
Liza: Because your rude!
Layla: what ever.
Chris: 1 stemmen yes. 1 vote no. 2 stemmen yes. 3 stemmen yes. 4 stemmen for yes. Layla, your out!
Layla: What ever!
(Follows Chris out)
Lily: YAY! We got Layla out of the house!
Elisa: Has anyone seen the Uni?
Elisa: That's what I named the dog.
Blake: Nope. I haven't seen him.
Elisa: OH NO!! Uni?! Uni? His gone? :(
May: Don't worry Elisa. Uni will come back.
Elisa: Are u sure?
Elisa: oh.... okay,
Vincent: Well, let's just try to find him okay?
Mathew: Let's go.
Fawn: (sigh of releaf) Jason is out of the house. Fills so good.
Marissa: (nods head)
Joss: So peaceful.
Maylene: (skiping down the stairs) skipey-skip! Skipey-skip! Skipey-sk- (falls down the stairs) ouch! (starts crying)
Joss: Spoke too soon.
Fawn: Oh my! Maylene! Are u okay?
Maylene: huh? Yeah... It just really hurts.
Ashley: Like oh my goddddd! I see like a bruise!
Fawn: That is a bruise.
Fawn: Your bleeding. Here. Let me go find a band-aid. (exits)
Elisa: Where's Uni?! Uni?!!!
(Uni comes up)
Elisa: UNI!!!! (hugs Uni) I missed you!
May: see, u found your dog.
Elisa: I'm sooo happy.
Blake: Come on. This is the last day. Let's get going.
Elisa: (picks up Uni) I love u Uni!
Chris: (intercom) okay all contestants, please exit your houses. Time to see which team wins!
Blake: oh no.
(All the contestants are eating breakfast)
Chris: okay, so let's see what Set 1 did.
Lance: oh no...
Chris: Set 1, u guys kicked out 2 people. Alice and Cole.
Jordan: Well, Cole quit.
Cole: Yeah, yeah. I know.
Chris: Then Chilly, Jordan, Robert, and Lance acted somewhat good. So... Team Real get's 4 points!
Chris: Now for set 2. u guys kicked out Jason. And Fawn, Joss, Marissa, Maylene, and Ashley acted good. So your team get's 5 points having a total of 9!
Chris: Set 3. u guys kicked out Layla. Draven, Liza, Annie, Lia, and Lily acted good. So 5 points for team Fake!
Chris: And finally, set 4! u guys kicked out nobody and u all acted really good to each other. Help Elisa find her dog.
Elisa: His name is Uni!
Chris: Uni... so u guys get 6 points making the total for Team Fake be 10! So, Team Fake wins! Team Real loses!
Team Fake: YAY!
Fawn: Good. I know who I'm voting off. (glares at Jason)
Chris: Oh that won't be necessary Fawn.
Chris: Because, Today's challenge was a reward challenge!
Team Real but Jason: Really?!
Chris: Yep. So. Team Fake's prize for winning is the chose of the trailers.
Team Fake: YAY!
Chris: So, let's go and chose.
Chris: Team Fake. Chose a captain to pick.
Layla: me! I'm the captain!
Liza: u can't just volitear!
Chris: No she can.
Layla: HA! So... the tailor we want is number 2!
Liza: Well... at least u chose the right one.
Chris: okay. That tailor has a hot tube in it.
Team Fake: YES!
Team Real: aw man!
Chris: Okay, what will happen volgende time on Total... Drama... Reality Check?
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