Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Survivor! Well, Australian survivor. Here, our 24 contestants had to stay in the 110 degree heat, in the dag time, and the 21 degree heat at night, with no water. A snake peed in Jordan's mouth, Vincent saw something and freaked out, and reekalf, fawn fainted door doing jumping jacks. In the end, Jason's team was so annoyed door his contestant cussing, that they voted him off. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will think this episode was so last season? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!
(Team Fake Boy's Trailer)
Blake: So Vincent.
Vincent: Y.... Yeah?
Blake: Why did u start freaking out and then got all weird and calmed down like that last week?
Vincent: Oh... aaa... aaa... No reason...
Vincent: (Sigh) Okay, I have bipolar disorder. I have a lot of mood swings and stuff like that. The reason why is started to calm down was because my dead girlfriend Tara told me to.... I'm not crazy!
Cole: (looking at the bra that he found)
Alice: hallo Cole. (sits down volgende to Cole)
Cole: AH! Oh... hallo Alice.
Alice: A little jumpy there aren't you?
Cole: It's... It's nothing.
Alice: Are u keeping secrets from your girlfriend?
Cole: (Sigh) Fine I'll toon you. (show's Alice the bra)
Alice: Aaaaaa... u know? I'm not even going to comment.
Cole: It's not mine. It's Jordan's.
Alice: Okay... still not going to comment.
Cole: I saw him drop it after the elimination ceremony.
Alice: That's just strange.
Cole: I know right.
(Marissa and Joss walk up to Alice and Cole)
Marissa: What are u guys looking at?
Joss: Wait, I recognize that bra.
Alice: u do?
Joss: Yeah. That's Liza's bra. hallo Liza! Come over here!
Liza: YES! YES! YES! Joss does like me!
Elisa: (with Uni) I'm so happy we won this challenge! Hopefully the volgende one is just as easy. (hugs Uni)
Joss: Isn't that your bra?
Liza: Yes! Cole did u still it?
Cole: NO! I didn't! I saw Jordan drop it out of his pocket.
Liza: Jordan stal it? How could he?
Jordan: (walks up) hallo guys what are u talking about?
Liza: u are such a (beeeep) u know that Jordan? (walks back to her team's side of the mess hall)
Jordan: Okay... That was a little weird...
Chris: (enters) Everyone, I hope your ready for today's challenge!
Layla: and if we're not?
Chris: Doesn't matter. Today's challenge is based on the reality show, "Project run way!"
Ashley: EEEEEEEEEE!!!! That's like totally my fav reality toon like on this planet!! EEEEEEE!!
Robert: Ow. I think u just broke my ear drum.
Mathew: Mine too. And I'm on the other side of the room.
Chris: Hey! Host talking here! Today's challenge is to pick 2 models, 1 boy and 1 girl. Then u have to design a outfit for each model. u got 3 hours to design your outfit. When u are done, u will come to set 6 to walk in the run way. 3 hours start... NOW!
Ashley: OOOOOoo! I will like totally want to be both a model and a designer! I know like totally everything about fashion!
Fawn: Okay. But we need a boy model now too. Who want's to be it?
Lance: aaa.. I will... I guess. Some girls say I make a perfect model.
Maylene: u do...
Lance: aaaa.. Thanks?
Fawn: Okay. So Ashley will design her dress. Do u need any help?
Alice: I might can help you.
Ashley: Oh that's fine. I like can do it all bye my self.
Fawn: Okay. So I'll do Lance's outfit. Can anybody help me?
Alice: I will.
Marissa: Me too.
Chilly: What about us?
Fawn: Looks like u guys get a break today... I guess... There really isn't very much u guys can do.
Maylene: Oooo! I can play with ponies!
Robert: I really think Maylene thinks she's like 8!
May: Okay, so who are the models?
Lia: I could be one.
Lily: of me.
Layla: No way! u guys can't be the models. I picks the models. Because I'm the best on the team!
Liza: says you...
Lily: (closes eyes and when she opens them they are slit like a cats and red)
Annie: Wo. Lily. Did your eyes just change color?
Lily as Phoenix: Who's Lily? My name's Phoenix.
Garrett: Huh? Are u going crazy?
Phoenix: No! u are. Now. I am picking the models. u here me?
Draven: u can't tell us what to do.
Phoenix: Watch me. (walks up and twist Layla's and Draven's arm)
Layla and Draven: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Phoenix: Good. Now the models I want are Garrett and Annie. They are perfect.
Annie: Really? wow... I never considered being a model before.
Lia: Maybe because it isn't the job for you.
Annie: (rolls eyes)
Annie: Lia thinks that Jordan's getting her. HA! Think again girly.
(Team Real's girl's tailor)
(Fawn, Alice, and Marissa are measuring Lance)
Lance: Tell me again why I have to be in the girl's tailor to do this?
Alice: Because we don't want to do it outside so anyone can see out work.
Fawn: And we don't need to smell the boy's room.
Lance: Hey, what's that suppose to mean?
Ashley: I'M DONE!!
Ashley: mhm... I've been planing this outfit since I was 2!
Alice: well your fast at making the dress.
Ashley: I know.
(Team Real's Boy's tailor)
Chilly: It fills so good not having to do the challenge.
Robert: Mhm... awesome!
Joss: (reading a book)
Chilly: What book are u reading?
Joss: (looks up from book then looks back down and reads)
Jordan: Oh hey. What's up Cole?
Cole: Why did u steal Liza's bra?
Jordan: What are u talking about?
Cole: u stal Liza's bra!
Jordan: No I didn't!
Cole: Well then why did I see it fall out of your pants last week?
Jordan: I don't know. It must not have been my pants.
Cole: It was. Now tell me!
Jordan: I'm serious dude!
(Team Fake's girl's Trailer)
Layla: Lily is such a jerk. She can't tell me what to do like that!
Lia: Don't u mean Phoenix.
Layla: Oh please. That's obviously an act.
May: I don't think so. I mean did u see her eyes change color?
Liza: maybe she's a vampire.
(May, Layla, and Lia look at Liza)
Liza: I know. I've been spending too much time with Joss.
Elisa: (looking under bed) Uni! (takes the dog out from under her bed) How's my little boy doing?
Elisa: Are u hungry? Okay. (takes a piece of geroosterd brood, toast from out of pocket and hands it to him and he eats it)
May: He looks hungry.
Elisa: I know. (sigh) I wish I could always spend time with him.
Lia: I know what u mean.
Elisa: u do?
Lia: Yeah. I wish I could always spend time with Jordan.
Layla: (pretend to barf)
Annie: (enters wearing a outfit) What do u think?
Annie: I know. It's totally me. All tomboy. Lily made it.
Layla: I thought u were Phoenix...
Lily: hehe... I don't know what your talking about)
Lily: Oh no... I knew it! Phoenix returned! aggghh!
(Team Fake Boy's tailor)
Garrett: (from bathroom) Okay, Don't laugh at me guys.
Mathew: come on. We won't laugh.
Garrett: (sigh) Fine. (walks out wearing the outfit)
(Mathew, Draven, and Vincent laugh)
Blake: GUYS! Don't laugh he said!
Garrett: Thank u Blake.
Draven: Well it does look funny on you.
Garrett: Lily made it.
Mathew: Do u think Lily is trying to make us lose?
Garrett: No. (sigh) I think It's good. She's kind of hot when her eyes turns color.
Draven: Oh barfety barf barf!
Vincent: Shut up Draven.
Mathew: Wo. Is this so kind of airport set?
Ashley: I thought u zei it was going to be a runway. This is like soooooooooooooooooo not a runway.
Chris: This is a runway. As in a startbaan, start-en landingsbaan for planes!
Maylene: OOOooo! I have a toy plane at my house!
Draven: Yeah. We really don't care.
(Maylene starts to cry)
May: Oh Maylene. Don't cry. Draven!
Chris: Your volgende part of your challenge is for your models to walk on the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan while an engine of a plane is heard, high power wind is blown at you, and some other obstacles. First the girls will go and the first one there get's a point. The volgende point is for the best dress. The last point will be for best ending pose. After the girls, the boy's will go. Now remember, your outfits might be ruin door the of the runway. So, even if it's the best now, it won't be at the end. Now, girls, u got 5 minuten until we begin. So get ready!
May: Okay Ashley. u can do this. Try not to get your dress ruin.
Ashley: Oh it will like soooooooo not get ruined.
Lily: Okay Annie. u can do this!
Annie: I know.
Elisa: Come on girl! Let's win this thing!
Annie: I will.
(Ashley and Annie go and get ready)
Liza: (walks up to Jordan and slaps him)
Jordan: OW! What was that for?
Liza: For stilling my bra!
Jordan: Why does everyone think I stal your bra?-
(Angle and Draven listening in)
Jordan: -I didn't still it! Promise!
Liza: Then why did Cole say he saw it fall out of your pants.
Jordan: His lying!
Cole: No I am not!
Jordan: Well I'm not doing it!
Draven: (taps on Layla's back)
Layla: What is it?
Draven: Did u put Liza's bra in Jordan's pants?
Layla: Yeah. While he was being carried out on the gernie.
Draven: I thought we agreed to plant it on Joss.
Layla: I thought it would be better if I did it on the sick boy.
Draven: (sighs and walks away)
Chris: Okay. It's time to begin! Model's? Walk!
(Annie and Ashley walk down the runway)
(Air starts to blow)
Ashley: (Lollypop blow's out of her hand) OH NO! My lollypop! (runs off stage after it)
Robert: NO ASHLEY! Get back on stage!
Ashley: (Picks up lollypop) Okay! (get's back on stage and walk down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan while holding on the lollypop tight)
(Engine sound is heard)
Annie: (covers ears) OUCH! That hurt's my ears!
Ashley: Mine too!!!
Annie: (continues to walk down the runway)
Ashley: Finally. (starts to walk down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan again)
(Knifes are thrown at Annie and Ashley)
Annie: WO! Chris?! What's that for?!
Ashley: (dodging the knifes) WO! WO! WO! AHHHH!!!
Annie: (continues to walk down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan and get's to the end) YES! My outfit remains the same!
Ashley: (comes up and does a pose)
Chris: Okay. 1 point for Annie for reaching here first. 1 point for Ashley for having the best pose.
Annie: Oh man! I forgot the pose!
Chris: And as for the best outfit... I would have to say.... Ashley!
Annie: Oh man!
Chris: Annie, you's isn't girly enough.
Chris: Team Real wins that round! Now for the boy models, u have 5 minuten to get ready!
(Annie walks off stage)
Annie: sup? Good job for winning that round.
Jordan: Thanks. u look perfect in your dress though.
Lia: Was Jordan flirting with Annie?! Agggghhh...
Lance: Well. I better get going.
Alice: u can do this Lance! u will make us win!
Lance: I know. I will. (exits)
Garrett: Okay time to go.
Liza: u can do it Garrett! Just give us all 3 points and we win! Okay?
Liza: Now go.
Marissa: I hope we get this point again.
Joss: me too.
Liza: (tries to look away)
Chris: okay. Boys. GO!
(Lance and Garrett start to walk down the runway)
(wind start going)
Lance: what the crap?!
Garrett: Oh this is easy! (starts walking down the startbaan, start-en landingsbaan with no problem)
(wind stops and the plane engine is heard)
Lance: AWWW!! TURN IT OFF!!!
Garrett: That's even loud for me!
(engine turns off)
Lance: Finally. Oh no! Now's the knifes!
(Mud hits Lance)
Lance: What the?OH NO! Mud is on my suit!
Alice: All that hard work for nothing!
(Garrett get's hit with the mud)
Garrett: Sweet. Mud!
Lily: Not sweet! We don't need it to be dirty!
Garrett: Oh... OH NO! (dodges Mud and get's to the end)
(Lance get's to the end all dirty)
Chris: And Garrett get's the point for being here first! And for the pose! And the one for best outfit is............................. LANCE!
Garrett: What But-
Chris: sorry Garrett. But u got meer mud.
Chris: So it's a tie! 3 to 3!
Blake: OH NO! Are we going to have a tie breaker?
Chris: Yep... hehe....
Liza: Oh no. That laugh didn't sound good.
(5 minuten later)
Chris: Your challenge is to give a make-over to one of the other team's contestants. The team who gives the worst make-up job wins!
Mathew: Who are we going to make over?
Chris: I'll pick. Team Fake, you'll be making over Maylene.
Maylene: YAY! A make over!
Chris: Team Real, you'll be making over Layla!
Layla: Oh no...
Fawn: Oh I can't wait for this!
Chris: Layla and Maylene. u do not want to get a make-over. u want to try to not to get the make-over at all cost so your team will win. To the people doing the make-over, u want to try and catch them. NOW GO!
Fawn: GET OVER HERE LAYLA!
Layla: (running away) NO WAY!
Maylene: Give me the make over! YAY!
Lia: Wow... this is easy! (starts giving Maylene the make over)
Blake: YES! We might win this!
Alice: Get over here Layla!
Layla: No way!
Cole: (runs up to tackle Layla but Layla dodges) ouch...
Maylene: Do I look pretty?
May: Yes... (looks at Lia and shakes her head no)
Lia: Well that's good.
Blake: Let's do this!
Chris: Your done? Let me.... (see's Maylene) OH MY! That ugly!
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Chris: No one can beat u guys! Team Fake wins!
Fawn: Oh come on!
Lance: Thanks a lot Maylene.
Maylene: (still crying) sorry...
Chris: Don't worry. u won't be voted off.
Jordan: What? Does she win invincibly?
Chris: Nope. Today was a reward challenge!
Maylene: (Stops crying) YIPPEE!!!
Vincent: So what's our reward?
Chris: A new make over!
Layla: Really? aggghh..
Ashley: NOOOOO!!! I NEEDED THAT REWARD!! NOOOOO!!!
Chris: What will happen volgende time on Total... Drama.. Reality Check!?
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