Total Drama Island Article: The Izzy and Duncan Web toon

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posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY u LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? u idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE teef stal MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: u FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. of should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: u still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and door the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your overhemd, shirt with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And u just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST dag OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here u go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy toon planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the volgende episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See u later!
*everyone waves*

Broccoligirl, Lydiara and 3 others like this

TDIfangirl NICE!!!! Poor Duncan...

ahern34 LOL!!!!!!!!!!1 I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taytrain97 Hee hee xD

bubble_babe LMFAO HAHAHYAHAHA

Duncan-superfan LOL!!!

kk99aa lol... poor Duncan!

Lydiara LOL MAJOR MAN!!!!Props for that!SO CRAPPING FUNNY!

dannyroqzz LOL

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 9

posted by IDDfan

Realization and Diseases

He stared.

She glared.

That rhymed.

Courtney sighed irritably and took a couple of deep breaths. It was useless; it didn’t calm her down. Nothing could calm her down right now.

Duncan kept staring at Courtney, a smirk growing on his mouth. It was a slow day, and he was so bored—what better way than to aggravate Courtney?

Courtney couldn’t take it anymore. She groaned aloud and slammed her hands on the counter.

“If no one enters this damn coffee shop, of so help me, I will murder the first person I see!” she shouted. She glared harshly at Duncan. “Which is you,”...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 6

posted by IDDfan

Transvestites and The Hulk

Duncan walked to Starbucks for his first dag working at that place. He felt like walking there, because he hasn't exercised in a while—not that he needed to. And he needed to buy a motorcycle pronto.

Finally, he arrived at the mini Starbucks shop. There was a lot of people in there, obviously buying coffee and junk. Mostly all of them were business people.

Duncan grimaced; he hated business people. They were too uptight, and they just didn't know how to have fun. All they do is sit behind their little bureau and do boring paperwork. Trent's dad was like that, but he...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone door katie4cheer chapter 11

posted by IDDfan

“Courtney! Courtney!” she hears her name being hissed in a low voice. Her eyelids flutter open and light floods her pupils, much to the disapprovement of her pounding headache. The first thing she sees is the rough, brown ropes around her wrists. She was laying on her side, on a dusty gray floor, with her wrists tied to a tall wooden post. As she slowly attempted to sit up, the itchy rope rubbed her wrists like an Indian Burn.

Once she was sitting with her back to the post, Courtney looked to see where the voice came from. Duncan was staring intently at her from just three feet away, where...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone door katie4cheer chapter 5

posted by IDDfan

Courtney wakes up on Duncan’s chest again, but this time they were in his bed. His hands were on her back, and their legs were intertwined. Duncan smirks at her, but his smirk disappears once Courtney lets out a groan. “What’s wrong, Princess?” he asks.

“I think I have the worst hangover ever,” she explains, putting both palms on her forehead and squeezing her eyes shut. “But I’m not quite sure what a hangover feels like, since I’ve never got one before, so it might just be a migraine. But due to the unfortunate turn of events, I’m tempted to believe I actually have a hangover.”...

dxb part 3:byebye! (or is it?) BROWNIES!

posted by Fangirl99

brookes POV

thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso u want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell of heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i zei sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do u know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!

how do u feel? the story of the peeps who were voted off on TDA

posted by Fangirl99

izzy POV
well, yeah, it was harsh i was voted off, i dont think they realized my made acting skiils. cause, they all thoughr i ws crazy! HAHA! and im really 200 years old coause ive been cremated a whole bunch of times! hehe. and, owen is so sweet it was great to spend time with ihm. and i got to go back again. well, i wish i didnt blow the war movie challenge. and uhhhh, oh yeah. if they tought i was crzy, they should of seen trent! dudes a wack job.
trents POV
well, i didnt want to win anyways cause i wanted gwen to win. but, they are all right, i was crazy, i was love struck, i thought i was...

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Total drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 3

posted by bubblegum05

*Gun shot*

*evrybody starts running*

Juno:Yay!!Duncan your running with me!And Leshawna!!And....Fire?

Fire:Your the only person i can tollerate.

Duncan:Go get 'em babe!

Lesahwana:Go girl!

Sumer:Trent!!I HAVE TO TELL u SOMETHNG!!

Trent:WHAT?!

Sumer:I LOVE YOU!!

*Back at finish line*
Ezekiel:So,Miranda,you got a datum to go to Juno's party with?

Miranda:I'll go with you!

Ezekiel:SO i'll see ya there,eh?

Miranda:Yes...

Heather:THAT'S IT!I'm going to run with Juno!She's falling behind!

*In tunnel*

Heather:WTH WAS THAT?!!!I have to make Juno win...

heather's tunnel

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Total Drama Fanpoppers Finale Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"Ok for you're first challen-"

"Here are the TDi campers!" yelled Chris."SHUT UP CHRIS of I WILL HURT u BADLY!!!"
"Here are ...

DJ
DUNCAN
TYLER
HAROLD
GEOFF
HEATHER
LINDSAY
LESHAWNA
EVA
JUSTIN
OWEN
TRENT
GWEN
BRIDGETTE
COURTNEY
KATIE
SADIE
EZEKIEL
BETH!!"

said Cody."Hey!What happened to me???and you??" asked Izzy."We're already here."said Cody.
"Ok now,everybody will either choose Juno's of Sumer's side!Sumer's side will sit over there,and Juno's side will sit over there!"

JUNO'S SIDE:
LINDSAY,LESHAWNA,RONNIE,FIRE,IZZY(not tdi one),BROOKE,NIKKI,HEATHER,EZEKIEL,COURTNEY,DUNCAN,KATIE,SADIE,TYLER,BRIDGETTE,COURTNEY,EZEKIEL...

Ttotal Drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 7 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

"What do u mean'this will be easy'?NOT FOR US!"Complianed Izzy."Oh wait i mean this will be HILARIOUS!Nothing makes good Tv without humor.Ok see ya at the stage in 7."

"WHAT?!Oh heck no.I'm not going through this."Said brooke."I can't!I'll die!!"screamed Izzy."Suck it up!"yelled Juno."It's your fault i'm trapped in this chair getting blood shoved into my veins."said Sumer."That was your fault.You messed with me.""It's your fault!""NO!":YES!"NO!...."

*At the stage*
*Andrea and Leshawna walk on the stage*
"Whatsup y'all?Leshawna is back and bootylisious!"

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Total drama Fanpoppers Epiosde 6 Part 2

posted by bubblegum05

RONNIE LOOSES
"Ok that means u can vote for everyone besides Izzy and Juno.CAST YOUR VOTES!!!"Andrea yelled.

Confessionals
Juno:IWON I WON I WON!!!

Sumer:Ya it kinda sucks that i could be the one going tonight,but that's just it.

Ronnie:The reason that i couldn't kiss him was becuase of Tyler.I would loose a million bucks for him.

Brooke:Frickin Noah....

Izzy:I think i could win this!

MARSHMELLOW CEREMONY:

JUNO
IZZY
SUMMER
BROOKE
IZZY

SORRY RONNIE THE DOCK OF SHAME IS THATA WAY!!

"AW crap,that just sucks."
*Tyler's on the boat*
"TYLER!!!""RONNIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"&ronnie gives tyler a beer hug*

"I guess it had a happy ending,as long as she doesn't sufficate him.See ya all volgende time on

TOTAL

DRAMA

FANPOPPERS!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED

the new group

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 2:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

ok Goffers and bas, bass u will be eating ANT INFESSTED CERIAL!!!-Juno
WHAT!!!-everyone
you heard me, now the winner's will get something to help them with the volgende challenge-Juno
OK IM NOT EATING THIS-Kylie
THERE'S NO WAY!!!-Summer
YOUR EATING IT SUMMER!!-Vannessa
NO!!!!-Summer
would u rather have me beat the crap outa u and then u go home-Vannessa
ok i'll try to eat it-Summer
OMG GROSSED ME RIGHT OUT THE DOOR-Kaitlan

THE bas, bass WIN!!!-Juno

ok bas, bass here is your prize-Juno
wow an innertube this will really help-Ava
ok now goffers since u lost u get to jump first, and remeber scream the most embaressing...

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TOTAL DRAMA REALITY (epiosde 2 part 1:The first real challenge)

posted by gwentrentever

*pulls a meggaphone and a blow horn*-Juno
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
AHHHHHH-everyone
WHAT THE HELL JUNO!!!-Vannessa

(confessionals)

SUMMER
ok idk what is up with Juno doing that but it really makes me mad

VANNESSA
ok there are 2 people i cant stand here Juno and Summer

KATIE
i thought she was kidding but she really wants us to get up this early

(out of the confessionals)

ARE u KIDDING ME IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING-Theresa
oh did i metion that im worse than chris im his sister-Juno
Were in trouble-Dawn
*whispers* hooi-, hooi Dawn do u want an allience?-Theresa
sure-Dawn
OK GET UR LAZY BUTS UP AND meld TO THE MESS HALL...

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Three's Twilight: The Moon's Awakening

posted by 7thGradeGenius

The full moon rose, and the vampire uur struck ten, then eleven, then twelve. Three glimmering black bats hung effortlessly from a birch branch. Their wings sparkles in the light of the moon, and they smiled their evil, poison smiles, the smiles of vampires, pearl white pointy fangs dripping with venom. Three sets of black leather wings unfolded and stretched. The three girls yawned and landed on the ground, the long black wings sliding back into their flesh.

The brunette flipped her medium thick hair over her shoulder and looked up at the sky, her fangs dripping with saliva.

The blonde stretched...

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Best Friends' Bonds Burned Down part 6

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Once I got to the meter planks, Heather was arguing with Justin and Chris about the challenge being suicidal. I started tiptoeing onto my plank, and it started shaking. "Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down..." I told myself.

Heather sighed and started walking across the plank as if it was no problem. I wasn't even halfway across when she was fully across, then I looked down.

"So long, sucker!" Heather said, and ran away.

I looked straight down at the sharks. "I'm gonna die, now. I'm gonna frickin' die!!!"

"Come on, Brittanya!" Duncan called from the ending side.

"You can do it, Bella!"...

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Best Friends' Bonds Burned Down pt 5

posted by 7thGradeGenius

"How DARE you cheer on Brittanya!!!!"

Finally, the competition was over, and it was down to me and Heather. Big shocker. But I was also sad that Duncan wasn't there door my side.

Chris lead Heather and I to a theatre-like arena thingy. Two sets of bleachers were set facing each other, one with a picture of Heather and the other with a picture of me. There was a white finish line near the bleachers, so I knew this had to be a race of some sort. But that would be a piece of cake. I'm the fastest female runner at this camp. This was gonna be way too easy.

"OK," Chris said. "We have the contenders Heather and Brittanya. And please welcome,...

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Back Around Epiosde 1 (last part) and Episode 2

posted by bubblegum05

"Ya,Ezekiel is desperate.No one likes him cause he's such a sexiest."Brooke zei to me.Then we heard Jared and Alex running up behind us.For some odd reason Jared was screaming."AH!WHAT IS IT???AND PLEASE DON'T SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA ME!"Andrea and Brooke zei together."COURTNEY....asked....me...to the DANCE!!!"He said."It's true she did.I was right there."Alex replied."Well i don't know if anyone is gonna ask me....""THEN GO Ask SOMEONE!!Then,if they say yes,we can go get dresses."Brooke shouted.

Moments later,Andrea had no idea what she was doing.But she was standing right infront of Cody."Hey...

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read and UNDERSTAND!!!!!

posted by gwentrentever

ok in a way this has everything to do with tdi/tda
u peeps really need to stop judjing people on what they look like of where they come from (i judge people on what they bring to the table) i see so many mean and rude commentaren everywere...i get made fun of at school because im goth WELL WHO REALLY FUCKING CARES BECAUSE AS FAR AS IM CONSERNDED WE FUCKING BELONG HERE excuse my language AND IF u DONT LIKE IT KEEP ON SAYIN YOUR SHIT...im a loser,loner,goth,juvie,punk,cheerleading,talented, artest yep thats it thats me but who really cares people still call me a wannabe but idc people call me a bitch...i know its true...listen to allstar from shrek that songs bout me...if u dont like the judging and rude commentaren help me bye commenting in your opinion because really think this website for tdi/tda not for fighting...yah go ahead and flag me see if i care i just want u to think bout what i said

DUNCANS A SOFTIE! part 2 sneek peek

posted by sara789

I looked at chris and told him "what have u done to him!!" chris:aw nothing heehee ill kill you!1 duncan;my my my why chris ur certinlly wearing a nice overhemd, shirt today ur sure to atract ladies me:grrrrrrrrrrrrr sneek peek is done now........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Love Always Bites Back pt 2

posted by 7thGradeGenius

"College ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The long flight to America felt like an eternity. I was so bored without Duncan. Usually, I'd have so much fun with him on a date; him cracking jokes about our relationship status and making me laugh, him being my protector of any harm.

But now that I was alone, I felt loose. It was like as if our relationship status was like a thick, strong piece of rope. And without him, the rope was a thin string, cut in half to toon worthlessness.

I was so bored, I fell asleep.

Now, I have a secret I haven't told anybody before, EVER- I have E.S.P., so I'm kinda psychic.

The dream I had, I will never, EVER...

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Barbrah, Sabrinah and Debrah! (Based on TDF)

posted by Darksiidee

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is veilig with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...