The awesome host of the show: ME! Chealsea Wood!
(audience claps, cameras zoom in on Chealsea)
Me: Hello, I'm Chealsea Wood and I'm getting an interview with a few of the campers! Yay! (fangirl shriek) One of those campers is my favoriete female camper, Izzy! Here she is now!
(crowd goes wild, Izzy comes out)
Izzy: Hi! Hi Chealsea! Hi audience! Hi camera! (sits down)
Me: hallo Izzy! How are u doing today?
Izzy: Hi! I'm doing well! I was talking to Sasquachanakwa today and I beat his high score on Halo 3! And I was hanging around on a vine and I smashed my head into a big branch...but it felt good! (big smile)
Me: Um...okay, then, cool! What was Sasquachanakwa like?
Izzy: Oh, he has anger issues, but boy! He sure does know how to play Play Station 3!
Me: (I-don't-believe-you smile) Awesome! So, a bunch of people have been asking; do u really like Owen?
(people in audience lean to the edge of their seats)
Izzy: (eyes widen) Uh, who wants to see me flip my eye lids? (flips eye lids)
("Ewww" and "Boooo" from audience)
Me: What's wrong? Did u guys break up of something?
Izzy: Uhhhh...
(helicopter flies right over the two and shines spotlight on Izzy)
Pilot: Izzy! We have u surrounded! u are under arrest!
Izzy: (curses) See ya later, Wood! (runs off) YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!
Me: Uh...um...tune in volgende time for a interview with Eva!
(credits)
To be continued...
The female psycho-path that we all know and love: Izzy.
