Warning: This is not a DxC Fanfic, this is a spoofity spoof.
Thak yewz
Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like u to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are u dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have u been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
Thak yewz
Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like u to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*
Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.
Duncan: ...what?
Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are u dating a delenquient?
Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!
Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?
Courtney: DADDY!
Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...
Tim: Mr. Buckingshire
Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!
Rhodna: How many times have u been to juvy, young man?
Duncan: 42, why?
Tim: That is TOO much! Courtney...
Courtney: DADDY! He saved DJ's bunny! He saved me from a shark!
Tim: Well, okay... but if anything goes wrong, call me, okay?
Courtney: ...
Rhodna: Well anyways, how about I make some dinner? I have fillet miginion on the menu!
Duncan: Is it big and bloody?
Rhodna: Well, these meals weren't made for dogs!
"shes pretty , shes nice." exlames courtney.
"just one hug and your done "chris zei snaping his finger.
"that looks really real man!" zei doncan.
"DUDE , SHES MADE OF CARDBOURD GET IN THE GAME !" zei tyler.
"hey , its ok if u can't do it"courtney zei conferting him
"alright, i'll try." he zei smiling.
" u can do this ." zei courtney.
"ok ok" he zei with confidence
aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa( sorry , thats the song they put in the the backround)
doncan did it! he huged the standee.
"whoooooooohoooo!!!!" cried courtney "doncan your awsome!"
"ha , i did it !" he zei happily
courtney hugs duncan then remembers that she pretends she dons't like him.
"wooooooooohoooooooo"cried everyone.............thanks ...........................have a good one