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Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a skiën resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my lijst and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty of nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on Christmas and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be skiën down from the top, boven of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t u know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there u are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont u to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, volgende is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over door a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are u Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a boom and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did u see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did u see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: hooi-, hooi what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: hooi-, hooi the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did u see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who zei that u will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy of Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are u Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: hooi-, hooi Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked u for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought u were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: hooi-, hooi ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of u wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was love at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: hooi-, hooi everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 meer campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! hooi-, hooi dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a home pagina schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed door Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are u in my fan club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are u wonting to see what team u are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, u guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. u guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See u in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike kissing and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, u two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m home pagina schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t u work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, u know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! u hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are u here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was sleeën, rodelen down that heuvel over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t u adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! u hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! u call me a sir! u haas me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do u know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are u with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are u o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank u soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, u do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And u don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one meer time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote u of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because u like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: u did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote u off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, u are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about u two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs u four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, u eat when I tell u to eat! u take a break when I tell u to break of Dan tells u to do a challenge! If u disobey any of the rules, u will run ten laps around this whole resort! u hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: u will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do u mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do u see what u did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now u give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He zei Butt!
Mr. Hachette: u to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: u two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: volgende time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit door ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did u say?
Mike: I zei no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: volgende time!
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This is Lydia again!I'm the one who leaves random commentaren about geroosterd brood, toast and stuff.This is my third artikel series at the moment.Read them all!You won't regret it! Everyone on TDA and TDI were sitting in the open ground door the trailers for their reunion when.... Duncan:Courtney,your eyes are turning red! Duncan yelled in shock. Courtney:No....it's not true!It can't be......NO!! She ran into the girls trailer. Geoff:Duncan,dude,I know things have been awkward with u lately,but u have to go check on her. Duncan:Yeah,I guess you're right. He followed her to the door. Duncan:I'm coming in Courtney....
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izzy and courtney were doing fine after there was a huge brand created door a lightbulb,then they ran to the hospital there were,laughs,romance,tears and drama wich is upnext!...

heather:hey guys

duncan:who invited the wicked witch of the west?!

heather:yeah,funny atleast im no criminal and dont go to jail

courtney:belive me u will someday

heather:now,i came here to be with my buds*puts arm around courtney and izzy*

izzy:get youre evil little paws off my shoulder!

heather:fine

izzy:*screaming thank you*

heather:since everyone is here let me just have a little fun!*yanks izzys overhemd, shirt off*

izzy:you ******runs...
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A hilarious lijst of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, of I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.

Eva: I like, love life, like, a lot, like ya totally!

Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!

Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!

Katie: I'm ugly.

Sadie: I hate Katie!

Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.

Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.

Cody: I'm not a ladies man.

Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!

Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!

Harold: I have no wiked skills.

Trent: Gwen...
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Welcome back to Total Drama High School, Season 2!
Let's pick up where we left off, shall we?
--------------------------------------------------Ilana: Alright, girls. Today's challenge is a watergun challenge.
If u tag somebody with the watergun, they're out. The last one
standing wins invinicibility. Ready, GO!
*All girls start stealithy shooting water at each other*
Nikita: HA! Got you, Lia!
Lia: Grrrrr!!!!!
Corabella: Got you, Andrea!
Andrea: No, my clothes! :'(
Rene: Tagged you, Rikki!
Rikki: Urghh!!!
Lexxi: Gotcha, Kirby!
Kirby: >:T
Sammy: HAHA! Tagged you, Annie!
Annie: Fine. :(
Sammy: Got you,...
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Chris: Hello campers! Today yuo will be merging!

Ray: YAY!

All: *stares at her*

Ray: *blushes*

Chris: Okay as i was saying their no meer teams! And today challenge is a war challenge! u will all have water ballons and u will have to throw them at everyone! The person still standing will win! u all will have 5 minuten to run somwhere GO!

*5 minuten later*

Hollow&Jared: *look at each other*

Hollow: hallo Ray

Jared: We were wondering if u would like to be in a allaince with us!

Ray: SURE!!

*Somwhere else*

Katie: *bumps into DJ* Heyy DJ. I never notice how strong u were *get's closer to DJ*

Zoey:...
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"That was the worst night of my life!" Courtney complained stepping back through the door. Duncan and Gwen were laughing behind her as they walked back to the underworld. Courtney turned on them, her face full of anger;"How could u sit there and watch people die and then collect their souls!"

Gwen chuckled, "I told u she wouldn't be able to handle it" she zei to Duncan. "Courtney, the people are going to die anyway! u should see it when we have to take a life of a child of a unborn baby. It's sad but someone has to do it. Gwen padded Courtney on her arm, "At least you're not the one who...
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It all started at the police stsaion at 1:00 my mom was mad at dad for SMACKING her(for izzyroxmysox since she can not read)the oficer told my dad to stop and my mom zei "yah u do need to stop"and my dad punched her mouth and my mom zei "ok i am having a devoice with you"she took off the ring ran to izzy and chris`s house took me and duncanj.r than ran to the house locked all the doors and she fell asleep on the coush as for duncan he is in jail.The volgende dag my mom went outside and found Trent.Trent was like "hi Gwen" "hi Trent"and Trent asked my mom out on a datum and when Trent took my mom home pagina Trent kissed my mom and asked her to get married and my mom was so happy she zei yes.so now i got a new step-dad and our meen dad is in jail.
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