Dom: Welcome back, we are just moments away from hearing the campers’ impersonation on Scene Dom from Romano and Julietta (Dom's version of Romeo and Juliet). Okay, so here is how it will work, u will all at once say the lines, and if u mess up, then u will be taken out, well u and your partner will be. Are u ready?
Sammy: Um, this hardly seems fair…
Matt: Do u think we care?
Sammy: Well, no, not really but-
Dom: (silencing noises) don’t care. Ok, begin.
All boys: Julietta, u are the shining ster from the sky and u are-
Owen: (instead of u are he says) and u aren’t-
Matt: (throws balloon full of druif soda at Owen) you’re out, and u as well Kayla.
Owen: Aw, sorry Kayla.
Kayla: Ugh!! Owen!! (Sits down)
All boys remaining: The bomb and u shall-
Justin: (instead of saying u shall he says) u shalln’t
Matt: (throws balloon) OUT!!!
Hannah: Damn it!!
Penny: Wait, before u say anything else, u didn’t pair me with anyone.
Dom: Matt!! Ugh, well u are veilig from humiliation but u are still up for getting voted off.
Penny: (silence) Mmk fair enough. (Sits down)
Matt: Let’s just skip to where the girls start talking. Action!!
All girls: Oh Romano, where art the sun? I need-
Izzy: (instead of saying I need she said) I needeth
Matt: You’re out!! (Throws balloon at Izzy)
Izzy: (laughs) sorry Jake.
Jake: It’s alright. (Thinking: they won’t vote me off anyway, if anything it will be you)
Zelda: hallo u forgot to put me with someone!!
Dom: Oy!! Shut up and sit down!!
Zelda: O-oh k-Kay.
All girls remaining: Warmth, to heat my hart-, hart of gold-
Bloody Mary: (instead of hart-, hart of goud she says) hart-, hart of mold.
Matt: Out!! (Throws balloon at Bloody Mary)
Bloody Mary: u DARE THROW A druif SODA FILLED BALLOON AT ME?!?!?! (Strangles Matt)
Dom: (Stands up)
Mexican Jesus: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! (Tackles Dom)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP… Please excuse the technical difficulties, while we wait for them to get out of the hospital please feel free to take a wiz, of get some food, BLINK, FOCUS, of anything else u might need to do… ♫ Elevator muziek ♫
Matt: We are back and the remaining players are Alejandro & Sammy, Duncan & Rochelle, and Dylan & Brittany. ACTION!!!!
Girls: Oh Romano, I needeth a kiss to last forever.
Boys: Alright!! (Lean in for kiss)
Duncan: I’m not going to kiss Rochelle.
Rochelle: Why not?
Duncan: Because u are annoying and whiny!
Rochelle: (Starts to cry)
Dylan: HEY!!! Don’t u talk to my girlfriend like that!
Duncan: I’m not scared of you.
Dylan: (Tackles Duncan) Take it back of I will break your arm!!
Duncan: N-Nev- alright I’m sorry Rochelle!!
Dylan: (Gets off of Duncan) u better never talk to her like that again. Because if u do, it won’t be pretty.
Dom: Alright, door default, Alejandro and Sammy win… (At elimination ceremony) Okay, I’m going to vote off two people, and those two people are Duncan and Gwen.
Gwen: I haven’t even done anything besides keep your-
Matt: (Eyes wide) u saw that?
Gwen: Yes, I did, everyone Matt and-
Dom: Quick!! (Throws Gwen and Duncan into a bag, then throws them into the wilderness) Until volgende time!!!
Afterwards back at camp
Rochelle: (Approaches Dylan) hallo thanks for that thing that u did for me.
Dylan: I wasn’t going to allow him to do that to you. I can’t stand to see u cry. Because u mean the world to me.
Rochelle: It doesn’t feel like it.
Dylan: Will this prove it? (Kisses)
Rochelle: Yes!! (Starts to rain)
Dylan: We should get inside.
Rochelle: Nope. (Kissing Dylan)