Dakota pin-up

1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken door lesser men as gayness.

3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much meer straight than the lesser men who provoke him.



(I will be posting the ones that are not disgusting.


Okay this thing won't let me post unless its bigger so I'm gonna be writing jibberish :D.Find the hidden messages.

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I miss him. Cheating on Geoff was a huge mistake. Kissing Alejandro was not even worth it. Now that me and Geoff are over I guess I should verplaats on. But he keeps haunting my dreams, appearing in my thoughts and causing me to regret everything. In my bedroom sulking, I know now that I'm all alone.

I've told Geoff am sorry a million times but he never forgave me. I can't believe I lost the best thing I ever had. Being humiliated on INTERNATIONAL TV is one thing, being DUMPED door the love of my life is another. I can't live like this ANYMORE. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I miss Geoff so much. But...

"Time for your volgende challenge." Chris shouted through each cabin. The campers joined at the meeting area and rubbed their eyes. They saw Chris in his daily costume, it was the pirate one.

"Arr, today you'd be sailing the high seas, searchin' for..." Chris said.

"Grapes?" Lindsay asked.

"Gold." Noah said, without much joy.

"Correct!" Chris said.

Chris then threw a ball to the ground and it exploded with roze dust and he disappeared.

Three notes were left, one labelled H, another labelled D, and the last, O.

Duncan picked up the D one and read;

Burning like the sun,
Only not as large.
Nothing can compare,...

Yep....I decide to finally get this story updated! XD Anyway, this episode is longer that usual because it is the Christmas special and Christmas specials are the best kind of specials there are in the world! :D So, without further staling, here's the TDR x-mas special! ^-^

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*At Elimination Ceremony*

Chris: *walks up to the podium* Wow. It's time for the elimination ceremony again? Well that just pissed by, didn't it?

Noah: ….Chris...who are u talking to?

Chris: ….no one of your concern! >3< Anyway, u all now the drill. If u don't...

Blaineley:"Last time on Celebrity Manhunt, Alejandro and Gwen are now dating. And ster wasn't too happy about it. Will Alejandro and Gwen ruin Noah and Star's relationship? Find out now on Celebrity Manhunt!"(C.M.B. Theme Song)

Josh:"We got this clip after ster and Gwen had their fight at the mall."
-------------------Start of Clip------------------
(Star is throwing away Gwen's food)Cameraman:"Star, are u jealous of Gwen dating Alejandro?"

Star:"Oh please. I don't envy Gwen."

Cameraman:"So u don't blame yourself?"

Star:"Of course I don't."

Cameraman:"But didn't u tell Alejan-"

Star:"I was being...

Zanna:Today is a special episode to celebrate the top, boven 8 so here is Courtney,Beth,Bridgette,Gwen,and Izzy to do the cell block tango link
Isabella:Oh my god Courtney we have got to do a song together
Courtney:Um sure
they get on stage and sing link
Duncan and Zack clap
Camielle comes up
Camielle:Oh my god Duncan sign my stomach!
Courtney:Oh no u don't Duncan leads him to another location
Zanna:Duncan and Zack and Jack want to do a song
they get up and sing link
Courtney makes googly eyes (lol)
then a suprised guess comes
Zanna:Welcome Jason Mayhem Miller!
Duncan's eyes widen:Huh
Jason:What's up
Camielle...

Blainley:"Today on Celebrity Manhunt,are Gwucan calling a quits already? And our exclusive,most juiciest,story ever! Is ster cheating on Noah with Alejandro again?"

Josh:"This and meer to come on Celebrity Manhunt!"(C.B.M. Theme Song)"Our topic for today is 'Teen Love:Heart-warming of Heart-breaking'?"

Blaineley:"Everyone knows Gwucan and NoStar are the new 'it' couple. And, as u know from our good vrienden over at Total Drama,Star was the Season 3 winner!"

Josh:"And u must also know ster was caught kissing Alejandro. But, Noah forgave her and they're reunited! So to celebrate their happiness,...

Beth:I miss Lindsay!
LeShawna:Yeah..
Bridgette:*yawns* What happens out?
Gwen:I don't know!Wait!Lindsay?
Courtney:Do u want to mean that Lindsay did not go at Hollywood?
Gwen:Yeah!That was a joke!Stupid joke!


At the beach..
Katie:What are u doing here?Are u not at Hollywood?
Lindsay:They made a mistake.They just messed me up with Lindsay Lohan.
Beth:URGH!But, welcome back!*hugs Lindsay*
Gwen:*sees Nikki* Hey, Nikki, what are u doing here?
Nikki:I'm here for the dance contest!
Gwen:What dance contest?
Nikki:You know, that dance contest, which is called "Shake It Up Chicago".
Gwen:O my gosh!I forgot!The...

Name Sage Marie

Nicknames Sisy and Baby

Age 17

Stereotype The Vegan

Personality Sage Marie is sweet nice and very athletic she plays soccer softball and does karate and cheerleading she respects nature and lives on a farm

Bio After Sage Maries parents divorced she was never the same she stopped acting out and straightened up she lives with her dad on his farm with a pet cow named mipsy she got into an epic fight at school because a certain girl wouldnt shutup after that sage marie and her dad moved to wisconson

Audition Tape *turns on camera* hi im sage marie id be great to be on total drama_______...

DandC4evacute: and we're back! the first vraag is this: "Have u ever of would u ever datum anyone else on the toon besides Duncan? if so, who? An adoring "fan", Natalie Krysta Gracelyn Charm."
Courtney: hmmm, well, I know a lot of people want me to say Trent of Justin of Alejandro, but I just want to be with someone who isn't on the show. There would be long-distance problems, no.
DandC4evacute: okay here's another question: "I just wanna say I love you!!!!! my vraag for u is where do u feel things went wrong with u and Duncan? I mean first u guys make out on the bus and then...

Heather's POV

“Sh, it’s going to be alright, Heather.”


I could barely remember how we even got into this position. I had my arms wrapped around Alejandro while I was his lap. I cried into his shoulder.


“No it’s not,” I mumbled, “Nothing’s going to be alright. I’m having your bastard child and you’re saying that it’s going to be alright.”


“It will, mi amor. I’m going to be here with u and we’ll be in this together.”


“But what about my parents?”


He pulled away from the grip he had on me and I let go of him; he looked me in the eyes, “What about them?”


“They’re...

Ronny:Team Pancakes,ready?
Team Pancakes:Ready!
Jessica:Team Love,ready?
Team Love:Ready!
Gwen:*to Andy*Team Loner,ready?
Andy:No!*laughs along with Gwen*
Chocolate:Oh,Oh!Shawnie?
Leshawna:Yes,Chocolate?
Chocolate:What's our team name?
Leshawna:What should it be?
Chocolate:It should be Team I'mLeshawna'sbiggestfanofalltimes!
Leshawna:Um...Um...I dunno...Harold?
Harold:Yes?
Leshawna:What team name should we have?
Jade:How about Team Unstopable?
DJ:Hey,that's a good name!
Chocolate:What ever u say Shawnie and u too DJ!
Leshawna:Team Unstopable!I like it!
Alejandro:*looks at everyone for a while and then looks...

courtney:man why he pick up

duncan:hello?

courtney:hi watz u doing?

duncan:u know i dont wake up this early

courtney:ok ill call u later (hungs up cell phone)

duncan:hey gwen

gwen:hey watz u doing

duncan:nothin seeing harrit beating up trent

(outside)

harrit:u better leave my cousin,my sisters,and my brother alone GOT IT

trent:yes yes

duncan:so do u want to come over tonight

gwen:sure bye (hungs up cell phone)

ducan:bye (hungs up)

(harrit couisn miami walks in)

miami:oooo duncan likes gwen even though he's dating courtney

duncan:shut up

miami:hit me you'll end up like trent

(harrit's little sister walks in)...

hi girl u have not call me zei zac i know. 'geffo came in' kiss me zac zei brigette. brigette can i talk to u zei geffo' ok zei brigette 'they walk into the bathroom' ok i miss u so much and i can not take my mind of u. u are so sweet zei brigette 'they start to kiss on the floor ' 'they walk out kiss' we are now a clouple zei brigette. well oh well zei alejandro and heather . u are back together zei alejandro. yes zei brigette. and we want a family good luck this is the last dag of high school. whatever i love u alejandro zei heather .and i love u heather zei alejandro. 'they start...

Martha Stewart:Your first challenge is making your hou-I MEAN TRUTH of DARE!!!
Patrick:WHAT?!
Dani:*hugs Patrick like shes scared*
D.J:*faints*
Kenya:GRRRRRRRRR!
Martha Stewart:Lindsay,you go first!
Lindsay:*looks confused*
Martha Steart:Ask someone truth of dare...
Lindsay:What does buying koekjes, cookies have to do with...what?
Martha Stewart:BLAINE AND LINDSAY LOSE THE CHALLENGE!!!!
Blaine and Lindsay:*walk away sad*
Martha Stewart:Zoey,you go first!
Zoey:Um,D.J!Truth,or dare?
D.J:*sighs*Truth.
Kenys:*teeth starts chattering*
Zoey:Do u think any girls beside Kenya are hot?
D.J:*grunts*yes...
Kenya:*crys*
Martha...

Duncans P.O.V."ok everyone, get a partner and well do some stretches" coach said. i saw courtney go to tyler, and lindsay attacked her, but gwen didnt get up to go with anyone so i went with her. "hi again" i said,"Ok seriously, why are u following me around?" she said, confused. "Well all i did was sign up for this i didnt know u were too" i said. "oh, ok" she said. *after stretches* "ok everyone, race time, whose goin' first?" coach zei "i will" zei duncan and gwen at the same time. we got in position. "Ready, set, GO!" we ran a whole mile, and gwen won, great, beaten door a girl. Gwens...