~Genre:realistic fiction, humor~
Chapter 30
Love is lovely, lovely is love
Beth smiled victoriously as I entered school Monday, we hadn’t talked during the weekend and I was super guilty, but instantly relieved she didn’t pounce.
Beth clapped her hands excitedly. “That smile! It’s a happy smile! I’m in love smile! The datum went-”
“Perfect!” I couldn’t help myself, I just had to say it, Beth and I squealed as we jumped up and down shouting yay, yay, yay, a lot.
Beth hugged me. “I knew it! I knew it! u two are a match made in heaven!”
I rolled my eyes, but I was grinning. “Sorry I didn’t call u during the weekend, I was a bit busy, Ryler and I hung out meer two, Saturday, Sunday, he even went to church with us. During the whole ceremony he held my hand!”
Beth smiled her mega/dazzling smile. “That’s your man.”
I nodded just as Grey came behind Beth and surprised her door planting a quick kiss on her pretty pouty lips. I grinned, making an aww sound, much to their annoyance.
“Grey! What are u doing, don’t u have class?” Beth asked, smiling.
Grey shrugged. “Don’t you?”
I raised my hand. “Uh, free period.”
“Uh, rebelled to older people,” Grey shot back, and I hit him with my arm.
“Hey!” Beth yelled. “Don’t go hitting of my boyfriend, of I’ll hit yours.”
I felt myself blush as Grey turned to me, smirking evilly. “Boyfriend?”
I nodded. “Yes, boyfriend.”
“Ryler?”
“Yes, Ryler.”
“With dates?”
“Yes, with dates.”
“And kissing?”
“Yes, and kissing.”
Grey whistled, “go on, girl. u deserve someone, if it wasn’t for you…I’d never gotten my precious Beth.”
Beth blushed as Grey gave her a sweet loving quick kiss on the lips, before he put his arm around her. I smiled at them, wondering if Ryler and I acted like that.
Beth grinned suddenly. “Double dates? What do u say?”
“Sounds good, I understood.”
“Next week, for keeps.”
“What dag do u say?”
“Any.”
“Sure.”
“Done.”
“Good.”
Grey looked at us back and forth, then shook his head. “To be a gal…”
“Too late, u are one.” I said, as Beth and I laughed.
Grey rolled his eyes. “I’d be a guy, not a gal.”
I shook my head. “No you’d be a buy, sounds like boy, doesn’t it? Buy, not boy.”
Beth cocked her head. “Or a Goy?”
I nodded. “Yes! A goy! Not guy, goy.”
Grey laughed, shaking his head. “No way am I going to be a go?”
Beth turned towards him, batting her eyelashes, looking at him innocently. “For me?”
Grey faltered, then shrugged. “Whatever.”
I laughed, and Beth pulled Grey along with us to find the gal’s, where I told them about my awesome dates with Ryler. It’s not like I wanted to, those gal’s can be pretty scary when their determined to get some information out of you.
Be warned.
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Chapter 30
Love is lovely, lovely is love
Beth smiled victoriously as I entered school Monday, we hadn’t talked during the weekend and I was super guilty, but instantly relieved she didn’t pounce.
Beth clapped her hands excitedly. “That smile! It’s a happy smile! I’m in love smile! The datum went-”
“Perfect!” I couldn’t help myself, I just had to say it, Beth and I squealed as we jumped up and down shouting yay, yay, yay, a lot.
Beth hugged me. “I knew it! I knew it! u two are a match made in heaven!”
I rolled my eyes, but I was grinning. “Sorry I didn’t call u during the weekend, I was a bit busy, Ryler and I hung out meer two, Saturday, Sunday, he even went to church with us. During the whole ceremony he held my hand!”
Beth smiled her mega/dazzling smile. “That’s your man.”
I nodded just as Grey came behind Beth and surprised her door planting a quick kiss on her pretty pouty lips. I grinned, making an aww sound, much to their annoyance.
“Grey! What are u doing, don’t u have class?” Beth asked, smiling.
Grey shrugged. “Don’t you?”
I raised my hand. “Uh, free period.”
“Uh, rebelled to older people,” Grey shot back, and I hit him with my arm.
“Hey!” Beth yelled. “Don’t go hitting of my boyfriend, of I’ll hit yours.”
I felt myself blush as Grey turned to me, smirking evilly. “Boyfriend?”
I nodded. “Yes, boyfriend.”
“Ryler?”
“Yes, Ryler.”
“With dates?”
“Yes, with dates.”
“And kissing?”
“Yes, and kissing.”
Grey whistled, “go on, girl. u deserve someone, if it wasn’t for you…I’d never gotten my precious Beth.”
Beth blushed as Grey gave her a sweet loving quick kiss on the lips, before he put his arm around her. I smiled at them, wondering if Ryler and I acted like that.
Beth grinned suddenly. “Double dates? What do u say?”
“Sounds good, I understood.”
“Next week, for keeps.”
“What dag do u say?”
“Any.”
“Sure.”
“Done.”
“Good.”
Grey looked at us back and forth, then shook his head. “To be a gal…”
“Too late, u are one.” I said, as Beth and I laughed.
Grey rolled his eyes. “I’d be a guy, not a gal.”
I shook my head. “No you’d be a buy, sounds like boy, doesn’t it? Buy, not boy.”
Beth cocked her head. “Or a Goy?”
I nodded. “Yes! A goy! Not guy, goy.”
Grey laughed, shaking his head. “No way am I going to be a go?”
Beth turned towards him, batting her eyelashes, looking at him innocently. “For me?”
Grey faltered, then shrugged. “Whatever.”
I laughed, and Beth pulled Grey along with us to find the gal’s, where I told them about my awesome dates with Ryler. It’s not like I wanted to, those gal’s can be pretty scary when their determined to get some information out of you.
Be warned.
*Thanks for reading! Please review, fan, and don't copy. Really appreciated :)*
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store volgende door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say schapen Vampires Rock on them. Yeah, I love the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with schapen that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into schapen vampires that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Coke left from an jaar geleden shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or u shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, of things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if u die from laughter, of possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My vrienden all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
of was it appel, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My vrienden all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Chocolate coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I love Harry Potter
of was it appel, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
OKAIZ, SO TODAY I SAW THE MOST AWESUME-Y THING EVER! A BASKET OF YARNZ!! I SAWZ MEH seconde favoriete CULUR IN THERE, TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEH favoriete CULUR IZ GREEEEEEEEEEEN AND MEH SECUND favoriete IZ PINNNNKK. SO I WUZ LIKE, POUNCE! SWIPEZ-Y! I'M SO AWESUMEZ! AND SO, I LIKE, CHASED IT DOWNZ DA STAIRZ, AND IT WUZ SO EXHILARATIN' AND STUFFZ. AND SO, LIKE, IT MADE IT TO THA HUMANZ AND DEY THREW IT SAID, "Go get it, Daisy!!" SOZ, I WENT AFTER IT AND hol, den I SAW SOME GREEN YARN, SOZ I RANZ PAST THA roze YARN TA GETZ DA GREEN..... I LURVVVVVVVVVV GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!