Edward Cullen
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”
Cullen. Edward Cullen.
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero of the bad guy.
I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home pagina run with you.
“I’m an addict. Will u be my heroin?”
“Have u been drinking? of do I intoxicate you?”
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
“My sister can see the future. Let me give u a clue, it’s Me + You.”
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will u be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? u can be Little Red Riding kap and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do u feel about dogs? I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
u look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
hallo baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
u know what they say, right? Once u go "Black" u never go back.
u look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Jasper Hale
u seem a little tense. Would u like a chill pill of just a hit of me?
How are u feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
My name is Jasper…but u can call me Dr. Feelgood.
I know exactly how u feel. Wanna know how I feel?
So…did u ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
Hey, Darlin’, do u want to see my battle scars?
Emmett Cullen
Wanna see me crush a boulder?
I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.
You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.
Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.
(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have meer fun…
I hear hell isn’t bad if u get to keep an angel with you- could I take u with me?
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, u must be an angel.
Wanna be my monkey woman?
You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating u up.
I own NOTHING!
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I have a private island. Wanna see it?
“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”
Cullen. Edward Cullen.
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero of the bad guy.
I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home pagina run with you.
“I’m an addict. Will u be my heroin?”
“Have u been drinking? of do I intoxicate you?”
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
“My sister can see the future. Let me give u a clue, it’s Me + You.”
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will u be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? u can be Little Red Riding kap and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do u feel about dogs? I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
u look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
hallo baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
u know what they say, right? Once u go "Black" u never go back.
u look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Jasper Hale
u seem a little tense. Would u like a chill pill of just a hit of me?
How are u feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
My name is Jasper…but u can call me Dr. Feelgood.
I know exactly how u feel. Wanna know how I feel?
So…did u ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
Hey, Darlin’, do u want to see my battle scars?
Emmett Cullen
Wanna see me crush a boulder?
I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.
You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.
Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.
(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have meer fun…
I hear hell isn’t bad if u get to keep an angel with you- could I take u with me?
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, u must be an angel.
Wanna be my monkey woman?
You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating u up.
I own NOTHING!
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