"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can u answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! of in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since u started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need u to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe u zei that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell u to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped door Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope u liked it! u guys have the say about the volgende topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired door Angry kreeft off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can u answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! of in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since u started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need u to answer this."
"I thought dogs couldn't talk."
"Aren't fairies all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe u zei that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St. Bernard."
"At least I don't scratch behind my ears. With my leg."
"You eat deer."
"Bella does too."
"But she looks cute with blood smeared across her face."
"Don't call my wife cute."
"Just a fact."
"Didn't I tell u to get out?"
"Bella didn't."
"Bella's been kidnapped door Alice."
"So I won't leave until my Bells gets back."
"She's not getting back for another... 3 months."
"Roomies!!!"
"..."
Note- Hey! Hope u liked it! u guys have the say about the volgende topic, just tell me a character and I will include them in an invigorating convo with Jake. Preferably a sparkly vamp. ^^ Anyhoo, I'm totally inspired door Angry kreeft off FanFiction so I'm doing this in her style. Loving her work, she cracks me up at 11:01 at night here.