Dear Edward
Edward, u are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that u wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but u started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after u met her. What were u protecting her from? oh right u were scared that she would die in her sleep of something, would have been interesting to see how u would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether u drink human blood, animal blood of any other blood. Its disturbing to know that u drink blood just think about it dude u drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even meer disturbing when u have to tell Bella u are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of u drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky u got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey u wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing u over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fan
Edward, u are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:
Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that u wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but u started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after u met her. What were u protecting her from? oh right u were scared that she would die in her sleep of something, would have been interesting to see how u would have saved her from that one.
The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether u drink human blood, animal blood of any other blood. Its disturbing to know that u drink blood just think about it dude u drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even meer disturbing when u have to tell Bella u are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of u drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*
Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky u got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey u wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing u over our ablicious Jacob
Yours faithfully
The crazed Jacob fan