Twilight Series Article: 10 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale!

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posted by AliceHaleCullen

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” door The Police. When she asks why the hell u did it, say that she reminds u of Roxanne.

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Chapter 5

posted by bookworm4nero

Chapter 5
Alice caught whiff of the stench, the stench of a werewolf. Bella immediately noticed the change in Alice’s face and knew something was wrong “What is it?” “He’s here” Alice answered rushing to the door. “Who is ‘he’?” Bella did not have to wait long to find out because when Alice wrenched open the door before he had the chance to ring the doorbell, she caught sight of him in all his glory.

His face was etched with worry making him look even hotter, his checked overhemd, shirt had its buttons at the top, boven undone tonen a hint of the glory of muscles underneath his overhemd, shirt and...

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cocktail : Chapter 2 : INDIA

posted by emmaliecullen18

Emmett's POV.

Believe me it's never easy to accept to go out for a datum with a whining girl like Bella when u know it'll cause u a WWE match...
I was strolling down the straat when I heard a few people talking about the family that shifted in the neighborhood. Generally u won't find much of chattering going on
at this point of the dag but everyone just seemed to chant the name 'cullens' along with some other words like hawt, unnatural, beautiful and many other stupid stuff
that people used to describe Bella and Emmett (haha...that's me). I will have to look upon this family and get some...

Ours ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

After tonight
Who knows where we'll be tomorrow
What if we're never here again

After tonight
This will be a lifetime ago
So let's stay up until the sky bleeds red

And we'll stop, stop, stop the world from moving
Stop, stop, stop the clocks from turning
Stop this night from fading away

This time is ours
If I could hold this moment in my hands
I'd stop the world from moving
I'd stop the clocks from turning

This time is ours
Inside a frozen memory of us
And we are motionless, motionless

Gone like a dream
That I have just awoken from
Fading away, just out of reach

And we are here
But I already miss you
Even as you're...

Monsters ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Situations are critical
u got to look first before u go
If u wasn’t too sure then now u know
The situations are critical

Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
Deep into the darkness where I hide

The monsters are buried down deep inside
u never know when they’re satisfied
Buried down deep where the sun don’t shine
The monsters are buried down deep inside but

Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide

Wait, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
Oh wait, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
You’re wasting away, ok, you’ve got to look before u go
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness where I hide
Deep into the darkness

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Love Check Mate: Chapter 3

posted by emmaliecullen18

Rose Pov.

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Rising Love Chapter 6

posted by marvel517639

Here's chapter 6 :)
Seth's Pov
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Rising Love Chapter 5

posted by marvel517639

Here's chapter 5 :)

Seth's Pov

I continued to kissing my imprint after Quil and Paul came in yelling 'Soccer' jerks. Hala my Halo was so soft and smooth. Her long black curly hair along her back and almost to her butt. Her small dark chocolate brown skin. She looked sexy and beautiful with her tight black skinny jeans along the 5 inch golden brown heels with her white button up overhemd, shirt and tight small golden brown vest. I remember earlier that she was so upset about telling me that she has no family noting but bringing her to see my family and the Cullen's I saw her sadness turn into happiness...

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Twilight Breaking Dawn SPOLIER

posted by hailieywithin

In Breaking dawn Bella I nervous about the wedding with her and Edward. Jacob refused to go to the wedding known Bella will soon be turned and he still is madly In love with her. Bella has several nightmares about the wedding but the wedding goes just fine until the end when Jacob triggers her to say she will have a ordinary honeymoon were he believes Bella will have sex with Edward which she does. One dag as Edward I'd hunting bella vomits door eating chicken quoting -damn rancid chicken- and tells him she's late. When Edward is in shock realizing she's preagnat calling Carlisle he tells her...

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Alice and Jasper: Chapter 1

posted by ISABELLA92

Alice’s POV
“Promise me we’ll be together forever.” I asked looking in his bright brown eyes that matched my dark brown. I saw the worry behind his eyes.
“Forever.” He replied kissing my forehead. We had been dating for a jaar and he was a permanent fixture in my life. I had a bad feeling that something was about to sever our ties and I didn’t know what. We finally climbed out of my bed around noon and went out to a nearby park.
“What’s up, babe?” Jasper asked.
“Nothing, just thinking.” I said. I was usually good about getting a feeling about what was going to happen before...

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Why I love Twilight

posted by ilovesweden

When I first started watching twilight, I thought it was brill! I still do! im watching it right now1 Im such a dedicate dfan I mean Im drinking thee with my twilight mug and im watching twilight Eclipse I also have twilight in forks! And I even have a twilight notebook with loads of facts about Twilight, I think robert pattison (edward) is so cute Im always on TEAM EDWARD! If u dont love twilight then u dont know how to live! I cant wait till breaking dawn comes out! I love Twilight!!!!!!! xxx

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Breaking Dawn {My take} to die for ch. six

posted by rose12345

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Bella suddnely couldn't stand, she had a veary bad feeling...

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Sun Rise2

posted by LexisFaith

I got up early the volgende morning. Well, 8, but it's still early for me. Charlie had left around 4 this morning for fishing so I was cleaning and straightening up around the house. Around 10 I went to the store to pick up some much needed groceries. Charlie was prone to eating out at the Lodge everynight so there was no food in the house. Except cereal and milk. So I grabbed everything needed for this week and dragged it all back home. I stuffed all the boxes and cans where I could put them, and put all the plastic bags in a cuboard.
I had just made myself a belegd broodje, sandwich and chips for lunch when...

The thoughts of the past

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 8:

As I woke the volgende morning I had a throbbing headache, my muscles screaming every time I move, and my lungs struggling to catch up with my heart. I don’t remember much from the night before besides the call from Charlie. The phone call with Charlie turned into an argument. He made a threat towards my vrienden and I reacted which made him even meer mad and he threatened me to watch myself. I don’t remember much from last night but what I do remember is something I shouldn’t ignore.
As I walk downstairs nobody is heard of even scene....

My secret, Chapter 3

posted by mmourer

We drove for a few minuten not talking. When we arrived at his house I was shocked that it was so big. It was 3 stories tall and white, but mostly made of reflective glass so u couldn’t see inside. Off of the house was a 3 door garage. Passed there was a wide river with a bridge going over it. On the other side of the river their was acres of green gras like a meadow. Just passed the meadow there was a forest that had mountains behind it. I was mesmerized door it. I was also kind of jealous door it. I parked the car and looked at Chris he was smiling. I looked at the scenery a little more...