1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
Blondes may have meer fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what u are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are u afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get home pagina for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** u Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties of she will kidnapp u and force u to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give u a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- datum a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell u that u smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) u don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did u say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward of Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real vraag is Jasper of Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would u think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 jaar old man to be sneaking into an 18 jaar old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives u Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.