Twilight Series Article: Funny Twilight Quotes! :D

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posted by Renesmee_08

1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.

2) I drive like a Cullen.

3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!

4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?

5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?

6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.

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Blondes may have meer fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.

8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what u are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"

9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.

10) "Are u afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"

11) Emmett: I have to get home pagina for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** u Alice! F*** YOU!

12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*

13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."

14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.

15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.

16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties of she will kidnapp u and force u to go!

17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!

18) Do that again, and I will so give u a papercut in front of Jasper.

19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!

20) Give blood- datum a Cullen.

21) Forks: where sparkly men tell u that u smell delicious.

22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!

23) If an appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!

24) u don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?

25) I’m sorry, did u say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.

26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!

27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...

28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.

29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward of Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real vraag is Jasper of Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?

30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.

31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!

32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.

33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...

34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would u think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 jaar old man to be sneaking into an 18 jaar old girl's room to watch her sleep?

35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.

36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.

37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!

38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it

39) When Life Gives u Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!

40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen

41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat

42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight

43) Oh Hale No!

44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.

45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!

46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...

47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.

mr-cullen, BloodyObsession and 1 other like this

Elle-C This was truly hilarious -- thanks for posting!

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Twilight at the Royal Wedding?

posted by Hellohoudini

Fashion Critic Slams Victoria Beckham's Royal Wedding Look

We all know who won the best-dressed award at Friday's royal wedding (Kate Middleton, natch), but which guest was the biggest fashion disappointment?
No, it wasn't one of Prince Andrew and Fergie's daughters (those crazy hats!). According to Entertainment Tonight fashion guru Steven Cojocaru (aka "Cojo"), the worst-dressed honors go to the usually impeccably attired Victoria Beckham.

"She looked like an extra in Twilight," Cojo tells Us Weekly of Beckham's dark-navy dress and Philip Treacy topper. "She looked like an old widow in mourning...

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The Un-Wanted Girl.[Renesmee Cullen's Twin Sister]Chapter 1

posted by renesmee567

The Nameless Girl's PoV
Renesmee was getting measured. Again. They measured her 4 times a day, they never measured me.No one even spared a glance at me, I just watched longingly as they fawned over my twin sister. I had yet to see my mother at all and I've only caught glances at my father, he was too busy with mother of Renesmee.
It had only been a few days since our birth, 2 to be exact, going on our3rd day. I'm way ahead ofmy twin, I mayhave the same sized body,but I can walk and talk already, not that I have anyone to talk to. I also figured outI have a power.I can teleportto any place I have...

Twilight - Moving In 3

posted by shelly_fanpire

Warning rated - M

Bella POV
*Bella...* I was so confused he stoped.
*what happened?* *Bella, your pulling my hair*
I laughed *why are u laughing*
*I thought u ware about to stop u know... it*
*I would never do that* he smirked at me.
he started kissing me again and slowly took my bra off.
*Bella your so beautiful* he keep kissing me.
I smiled and keep kissing him.
then he slwly slid he's hands down my body and took my underwears off, at the same time I run my hand down he's back and I took off he's boxers.
*Bella u ready?* he was kissing my nack.
*yes* he came on top, boven of me and slowly slid into...

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twilight chatrooms

posted by EmmettOk

ok i don't like the names i give first time give them new ones

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight of the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.

VampMindReader107 - Edward

ClumsyLamb18: - Bella

PsychicShopaholic: - Alice

EmotionbyName: - Jasper

GrizzlyBear: - Emmett

Better_than_you: - Rosalie

Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle

Mother2Many: - Esme

ClumsyLamb18 has signed in

GrizzlyBear has signed in

GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!

ClumsyLamb18: Hello to u too, Emmett

GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18:...

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1. Oh, Teacher

posted by DarkStranger

So yeah, I'm back! I know who read my stories want to kill me because I didn't update like months,but I'm sorry and no I will not update those story's, maybe someday when my mind will be in emo side I will XD

Warning! This fan fiction contains a lot curse words.

EDWARD POV

I'm standing in the parking lot 30 minuten till first lesion starts and there is no one around. Which really surprised me.
I looked up into the sky which was cloudy and I felt cold breeze mixed with snow in my face. I closed my eyes and deeply breathed in. I liked the snow it felt like nothing else in entire world it's beautiful...

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Unpredictable and Undeniable

posted by LexisFaith

Bella POV

I was fastening the back of my diamond studded ear rings when a knock on the door brougt me away from the bathroom mirror.

"Mason. Put your shoes on. We will be leaving soon." I put his shoes down on the cusion volgende to him.

"Momma." He groand.

"Now." I pointed at his shoes. He sighed in defet and brought his foot up volgende to him.

Without looking through the peep hole I opened the door and my breath hitched in my throat.

Edward was standing on the other side of the threshold in a black unbuttoned suit, white overhemd, shirt and a deep purple tie. I couldn't believe the odds that we would be matching....

Quarter Moon: Bree's story. (Test version of Chapter 1. Should i carry on writing?

posted by disneygood

I do not own any of these characters except Amelia and Ely.

Bree:
I was getting fed up of being a vampire now. Riley was being nicer than usual to me, which was a surprise. He made me go hunting, and I went onto a property which was forbidden.
"Sorry, u can not go on this property. Its strictly for-" A girl with short, black, spiky said. I think the reason she stopped was because she saw my eyes. I saw her's. We were both Vampires.
"Hi, I'm Alice. u are?" She asked while two other girls came walking out the big, Victorian house.
"Uh..I'm...I'm Bree." I said, with a shake in my voice.
"Nice...

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St. Vamperra

posted by uniquezandy

Bree's pov
Dear diary,
Another jaar has passed, and I'm back in this borading school! It's not that bad, but it's boring. At least I have a best friend here called Victoria. It eases the pain. She's a red-head; that I've been vrienden with since I came here when I was 11. Right now; shes loved up. She has a boyfriend called James and there both vampires. Yes Diary; I zei vampires. This school, isn't normal. Surprise, surprise, it's a school for vampires. The name is a total give away if u knew the secret. I am writing this now, on the bottom bunk (that I share with victoria,) listening her...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 44

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

We flew through the forest, following Edward as he tracked Charlie’s scent. Alice and I had both tried to figure out where he was from our vision but the forest all looked the same to us.
“Edward, where are we going?” I asked him as we passed the same boom three times.
“Wherever Charlie is,” he replied, his voice low. “He must be lost. This is completely random.”
Charlie was lost. He did say to his attacker that he was lost. I glanced at Alice who had stopped running to have a vision. I stopped too and watched her warily. After a few seconden she shook her head and...

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Wouldn't Change a Thing 3

posted by LexisFaith

Edward stood up and they both leaned over the bar, bringing eachother into the 'guy slap hug'. When Jasper out stretched his hand I caught the name Tyler tattooed on his opposite wrist.

"Jasper, this is Bella. The lawyer." Edward smiled to Jasper.

"Oh, so you're the Bella Swan. I'm Jasper Cullen, nice to meet you." He held out his hand to me, much like Rosalie just did.

I shook. "Nice to meet u too."

"So," He turned to Edward. "Remember that girl I have been telling u about? The one I have been seeing for about a month?"

Edward nodded.

"She's comming tonight. So u can meet her." He smiled....

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Edward and Bella's honeymoon. Edward's POV chapter15

posted by halunik

“You’re tired. Sleep, love.” I started humming the lullaby . It always helped her to fall asleep. She clasod her eyes and murmured:
“I wonder why I’m so tired. That couldn’t be part of your scheme of anything.”
I couldn’t stop the chuckle. She was so right.
“For as tired as I’ve been, you’d think I’d sleep better.”
“You’ve been sleeping like the dead, Bella. u haven’t zei a word
in your sleep since we got here. If it weren’t for the snoring, I’d worry u were
slipping into a coma.” I was good in making u tired, dear. But we had a lot of fun. Actually...

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All for the Love of Sin 9

posted by LexisFaith

"I wonder how many vrienden I will make! Like u and Aunt Alice, and Aunt Rose, and Uncle Emmett and Uncle Jasper and Daddy are all friends. Oh, and Aunt Angela and Ben." I was smiling down at Alicen as she ran throught clothes racks at Carter's. "Mommy." She stopped infront of me.

"Yes?" I looked down at her.

"Do u think the other girls and boys will like me? What if they call me names of make fun of me." She hung her head.

I bent down to her eye level and tucked a few curls behind her ear. "Why would u think that?" I asked.

She shrugged her shoulders. "I dunno'."

I ran my hand down her cheek...

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My Brother's Roomate...Chap 4

posted by NeeNee14

I woke up the volgende mornng to a knocking on the door. I crawled out of the bed, making sure I don't wake up Edward and Lilly.
I opened the door a a couple who looked like they were in their Mid-Forties were standing on the other side.The man had Blonde wavy hair and looked like Edward, while the women had his coppery colored hair color and warm green eyes. They looked at me and smiled.
"Hi,Is Edward here?"She asked me.I nodded my head sleepily and motioned for them to sit on the couch.
I walked back into my room and shook Edward a little.He opened his eyes and looked at me and smiled.
"Someone's...

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Im Back ?

posted by groovychicklisa

Hello my lovleys!

Erm okay,some of u fanpop users may be aware of the fact that i had been writting a fanfic called LOST LOVE and a few months geleden i stopped due to writters block however im back! (cue the applause! Lol) Just curious if i should continue to write this for my fans if i have any *hopes i do*

Here is a little taster from a chapter that is already on here - The first one give it a try and if u like it let me know wheter u want me to continue

Chapter 1
Cuddled up in my bed I remember the better days when Edward and I could tell each other everything. But how could I tell him...

dag Break - Chapter Three Sweet-Nessie

posted by AmberrBlueeyes

Jake and Nessie

This was the hardest chapter to write, so I hope u enjoy it! Matthew, thanks for believing in me! X

I stayed up late into the night brain storming ideas on where to meet with my Aunt and Uncle, I didn't want to give our position away but I couldn't think of any where else to take them. I heard the phone ring and shot out of the room. I snatched it from it's cradle

"Hello? Rosalie, Emmett?" I breathed down the phone.

"Renesmee, we got away ok, no-one's following us at least. Edward and Bella think we're taking another holiday to visit our old friend Loria. Where are you? Are u and Jacob safe?"...

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From Heaven and Hell 5

posted by LexisFaith

Breathe Me

~4 months later~

Edward Pov.

I can't believe my little girl is turning two today. I don't want her growing up. I'm very much enjoying her little voice when she calls me daddy, of her giggles when I tickle her, of the way she smiles at Bella. The way her eyes sparkle like Bella is a living, breathing princess. In Adria's book, that's a big thing.

Bella and Adria were in the driveway drawing with chalk. Bella had drawn a sun and put Adria's name inside. My little sunshine. Adria of course was drawing scribbles of different colors. As Bella would 'ooh' and 'aww' at her work, Adria would...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 43

posted by twilight-7

Charlie’s POV

“This happened about an uur of so ago,” one of my officers told me. “The driver of this car is nowhere to be found. We think he must have crashed and run.”
“What about the driver of the other car?” I asked, inspecting the car in front of me. It looked familiar.
“In hospital. Minor injuries.”
I nodded. The black car that looked familiar to me had received the most damage. The other car, a blue Prius, had crashed into the side of it. No one would have been able to walk away from that. No one except a….
“Is anyone looking for the driver?” I asked the officer.
“Not...

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From Heaven and Hell

posted by LexisFaith

This is a big chapter!!! So hold your breath for the extreem!! :)
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Free Fallin'

"Bella." Edward sighed, breaking the uncomfortable silence. "I don't know if Alice has already told u this of not because she won't let me in her head, but I really like you. I know we have only known eachother for a few hours but every uur we have, I have spent thinking about you. And I want there to be an us, if u do."

To shocked to speak, I nodded.

"Then I think I need to tell u some things. But may I remind you, we are going 75 miles and uur down a interstate...

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From Heaven and Hell 2

posted by LexisFaith

the scowl

I took a glance at Edward's and I took in a sharp breath. He face was a scowl almost hostile, as he stared at me through burning boter scotch eyes. I almost regreted my vow. But even in a scowl, his face we still beautiful.

"Mind if I sit?" I asked him.

He didn't answer, only stared.

Alice gave him a look he could have seen out of the corner of his eye. His face dropped into something a bit meer along the lines of calm and he blinked a few times before speaking. "Of course." He nodded.

I sat down and glanced around the table. Rosalie was fingering a black, glossy pendent around her neck. The same...

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romeo and juliet-edward and bella

posted by j-bfan7

Edward pulled two tickets out of his jas pocket with an unusually questionable grin on his face. I hadn’t seen this expression before. His eyes were bigger than normal, and black. I could see that he needed to hunt. His head tilted slightly downwards, and while one side of his lips curled up, somehow the other side seemed to curl down. Edward looked as though he didn’t know if he wanted to smile, of frown.

“Are those plane tickets?” It sounded meer eager out loud than it did in my head.

Edward shifted his dark gaze down at the two tickets he held between his long, porcelain-like fingers,...