-Renesmee-
"Alice! I zei NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.
"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made u feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.
"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"
This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T BE THAT FOR MUCH LONGER, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT of NOT. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
-Jacob-
I helped Renesmee out of Alice's porsche, which, it's worthy to note, contained enough inventory piled higher than the low ceiling could allow.
Then, interestingly enough, Blondie started screaming at Edward. Then, the ice-cold Barbie was running after him. They leaped over the river, she was screeching at him the whole time.
The reason, well, let's say Blondie wasn't all that blonde any more. Purple hair. Wow. The dude sure had guts. Didn't he already do that to her?
Ah, well. It never stops being funny, I guess.
They were closely pursued door the pixie, who was clearly on the ex-blonde's side, 'cause she started yelling that he was WAY outta line.
It's never really boring around here.
"Alice! I zei NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.
"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made u feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.
"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"
This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T BE THAT FOR MUCH LONGER, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT of NOT. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
-Jacob-
I helped Renesmee out of Alice's porsche, which, it's worthy to note, contained enough inventory piled higher than the low ceiling could allow.
Then, interestingly enough, Blondie started screaming at Edward. Then, the ice-cold Barbie was running after him. They leaped over the river, she was screeching at him the whole time.
The reason, well, let's say Blondie wasn't all that blonde any more. Purple hair. Wow. The dude sure had guts. Didn't he already do that to her?
Ah, well. It never stops being funny, I guess.
They were closely pursued door the pixie, who was clearly on the ex-blonde's side, 'cause she started yelling that he was WAY outta line.
It's never really boring around here.
Twilight Fan-Fiction
Cake scene
~Bella's Point of view~
I felt my hart-, hart pumping,My lovely daughter was getting married to jake it's like my whole life was turned around,Renesmee with jake I so happy when I see Jacob with a suit he reminds me of my dance with him at my wedding
~Edward's point of view~
"Bella,I'm so happy our daughters getting married"
I saw Jacob walking towards us with a happy smile
~Jacob's point of view~
'Hey Bella,Edward I can't believe that it's me and renesmee's wedding"
I was so scared inside and happy on the outside,Everytime I see Nessie with the Beautiful Wedding japon, jurk I feel so happy and exciting, I over Heard Edward calling my name over the loud. Music,I bet it won't be good........TO BE CONTINUED;)
Cake scene
~Bella's Point of view~
I felt my hart-, hart pumping,My lovely daughter was getting married to jake it's like my whole life was turned around,Renesmee with jake I so happy when I see Jacob with a suit he reminds me of my dance with him at my wedding
~Edward's point of view~
"Bella,I'm so happy our daughters getting married"
I saw Jacob walking towards us with a happy smile
~Jacob's point of view~
'Hey Bella,Edward I can't believe that it's me and renesmee's wedding"
I was so scared inside and happy on the outside,Everytime I see Nessie with the Beautiful Wedding japon, jurk I feel so happy and exciting, I over Heard Edward calling my name over the loud. Music,I bet it won't be good........TO BE CONTINUED;)