Just some random phrases and sayings that seem to relate to Twilight these days..... x

u know your obsessed when u look at your boyfriend/husband and say 'Sparkle, Damn it, Sparkle!'

The strangest thing happened yesterday, I went out into the sun and I didn't sparkle :(

I never got my Hogwarts acceptance... So Forks here I come!

Edward will love me one day, he just doesn't know it yet... But Alice does!

I now have a different perceptive of Volvo drivers....

I officially have OTD [Obsessive Twilight Disorder], Carlisle diagnosed me ;)

Do u want me to provoke the Volturi and blame it on you?

Do that again and I will so give u a papercut infront of Jasper!

I'm feeling calm... Japser must be around ;)

Why can't Dr Cullen save us from the swine flu?

I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place!

Cedric Diggory didn't die, he went to party with the vampires!

So what if I'm in love with a fictionary vampire/werewolf? It's very common, u can Google it ;)

They say 'An appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away', but if your doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple!

I hear a thunderstorm... Anyone wanna play baseball?

No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no meer single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?

I'm going to watch Twilight; I don't have the strength to stay away from it anymore!

Warning: Reading Twilight may have side effects! (These include obsession/ depression/ false love/ false sense of reality etc) Consult a doctor if symptoms persist. Dr Cullen?

I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite!

I say Peter Pan is so out! There’s only one boy I want sneaking into my room at night...

I'm looking for a boyfriend – Must be ice cold, immortal, strong, drink animal blood, sparkle in the sun and have the surname Cullen. Other needs not apply.

I'll be so excited when New Moon comes out even Jasper won’t be able to calm me!

If u say u hate Twilight I will La Push u off a cliff!

My favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo’s screaming ‘Bite me!’

I knew this guy called Bob. Bob zei Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral.

I think I have a fever... Edward will be here in a min to cool me down...

I think I might go trick-a-treating in Forks volgende year... I hear there’s lots of eye candy...

Dear Santa, leave Edward under my boom before Rudolph gets hurt!

Meanwhile in the little town of Spoons...