Hope u enjoy. and just so u know, Jakeypoo and nessie still love each other. :)
“You what? Sorry I just want to here it one meer time.” Edward zei dangerously. His face was expressionless.
“Myself and Emmett gave Nes-Renessmee some money to get on a plane to Volterra where she could become apart of the Volturi.”
Carlisle answered Edward’s question. Edward shook his head and spoke angrily. “And she was brain washed door whom?”
“She wasn’t brain washed it was her own choice.” Carlisle spoke very softly. “It doesn’t make it right!” Edward yelled, his words venomous. “She’s going to get herself killed! The Volturi are going to use her? Can u not see that? How could u let her do this?”
“Would u rather she stayed in her room forever, protesting?” Alice spoke gravely as she stepped vooruit, voorwaarts and put a hand on Edward’s shoulder. He just shook it off and said. “As long as she is veilig and she wasn’t with those sick, evil monsters that call themselves royalty, then yes, I would rather she stay in her room never to see daylight again.”
“I don’t like the idea of this either but u have to let her do it. She is old enough now. Let her live.” Alice advised sounding convincing. “Sixteen is old enough to get herself killed is it? She is way too young to go running off!” Edward spat.
“Come on Ed, u know she can take care off herself.” Emmett said. “ Ugh, u can shut up. u helped her do this. u mad her do this. u made run off!” Edward yelled. Emmett started laughing.
“Please could u stop saying that. She is not going to get killed.” That was Bella, her voice sounding as if she was in pain. I spoke up. “Yes she is. She is going to die because Mr Muscle and Dr No Brain have let her run off to those monsters.”
“Jacob!” Bella zei in a disgusted tone. Emmett was still laughing. He only just got in his sentence. “Y-you thi-think that w-we her do th-this. That w-we brain washed her. u c-can’t be serious.”
“Oh, I am!” Edward snapped.
“Stop it Edward.” Alice pleaded.
“Shut up! If u hadn’t been ease dropping on Carlise and Nessie’s conversation, none of this would have happened! You’re all in on it. You’re all crazy. u all want her dead.” Edward snarled, exploding into anger. “Edward! Edward look at me! Stop it! Now!” Alice yelled, shaking Edward violently.
“Shut up!” Edward turned to Alice in a flash and lunged at her.
“ALICE!” Bella screamed, running to pull Edward off of her.
She couldn’t do it. He was shaking Alice and ripping off her skin.
“Jacob help me.” Bella pleaded to me. “JACOB!” She yelled this time. Everyone was there now, trying to pull Edward off of Alice’s small body. Edward wouldn’t give up. He kept fighting Alice and the people trying to stop him doing so. Jacob smiled. All of a sudden, Edward stopped. He stood up, started towards the stairs and said, “Just stay away from me. of u will be sorry.” In a dash he disappeared. Bella stormed towards me. “You ought to wipe that smirk off your face!” Bella snapped, she then slapped my face hard. “OWW! What was that for?” I questioned, rubbing my sore face where she had slapped it. “Everything!” She hissed back.
“You what? Sorry I just want to here it one meer time.” Edward zei dangerously. His face was expressionless.
“Myself and Emmett gave Nes-Renessmee some money to get on a plane to Volterra where she could become apart of the Volturi.”
Carlisle answered Edward’s question. Edward shook his head and spoke angrily. “And she was brain washed door whom?”
“She wasn’t brain washed it was her own choice.” Carlisle spoke very softly. “It doesn’t make it right!” Edward yelled, his words venomous. “She’s going to get herself killed! The Volturi are going to use her? Can u not see that? How could u let her do this?”
“Would u rather she stayed in her room forever, protesting?” Alice spoke gravely as she stepped vooruit, voorwaarts and put a hand on Edward’s shoulder. He just shook it off and said. “As long as she is veilig and she wasn’t with those sick, evil monsters that call themselves royalty, then yes, I would rather she stay in her room never to see daylight again.”
“I don’t like the idea of this either but u have to let her do it. She is old enough now. Let her live.” Alice advised sounding convincing. “Sixteen is old enough to get herself killed is it? She is way too young to go running off!” Edward spat.
“Come on Ed, u know she can take care off herself.” Emmett said. “ Ugh, u can shut up. u helped her do this. u mad her do this. u made run off!” Edward yelled. Emmett started laughing.
“Please could u stop saying that. She is not going to get killed.” That was Bella, her voice sounding as if she was in pain. I spoke up. “Yes she is. She is going to die because Mr Muscle and Dr No Brain have let her run off to those monsters.”
“Jacob!” Bella zei in a disgusted tone. Emmett was still laughing. He only just got in his sentence. “Y-you thi-think that w-we her do th-this. That w-we brain washed her. u c-can’t be serious.”
“Oh, I am!” Edward snapped.
“Stop it Edward.” Alice pleaded.
“Shut up! If u hadn’t been ease dropping on Carlise and Nessie’s conversation, none of this would have happened! You’re all in on it. You’re all crazy. u all want her dead.” Edward snarled, exploding into anger. “Edward! Edward look at me! Stop it! Now!” Alice yelled, shaking Edward violently.
“Shut up!” Edward turned to Alice in a flash and lunged at her.
“ALICE!” Bella screamed, running to pull Edward off of her.
She couldn’t do it. He was shaking Alice and ripping off her skin.
“Jacob help me.” Bella pleaded to me. “JACOB!” She yelled this time. Everyone was there now, trying to pull Edward off of Alice’s small body. Edward wouldn’t give up. He kept fighting Alice and the people trying to stop him doing so. Jacob smiled. All of a sudden, Edward stopped. He stood up, started towards the stairs and said, “Just stay away from me. of u will be sorry.” In a dash he disappeared. Bella stormed towards me. “You ought to wipe that smirk off your face!” Bella snapped, she then slapped my face hard. “OWW! What was that for?” I questioned, rubbing my sore face where she had slapped it. “Everything!” She hissed back.
Have u gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if u ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that u can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - u know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. u know, the seconde time around it's a little easier. u feel like u have like a little bit meer money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, u know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if u ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that u can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - u know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. u know, the seconde time around it's a little easier. u feel like u have like a little bit meer money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, u know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” door the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains of argues, reply with “What are u gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room of says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” door Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” door the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains of argues, reply with “What are u gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room of says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” door Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” door The Police. When she asks why the hell u did it, say that she reminds u of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie zei Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” door The Police. When she asks why the hell u did it, say that she reminds u of Roxanne.