Twilight Series Article: The Wedding: Mike POV

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posted by twilight_luv3

MIKE

When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the toon Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first jaar of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress her without getting pummeled into the ground permanently. Yeah, the Freak is even possessive. Just another word to describe how wierd he is. Wierdo. But when the time comes, I'll proudly be rubbing her in that freak's face. Ha!

So that is probably why I am currently sitting in my beat-up car with Jessica hanging off my shoulder. We hadn't even got to their lair yet and she was already clinging like glue. I asked Jessica back out again at the very last minuut so she wouldn't assume I'm doing this just to make Bella jealous. Which I was. Bella wasn't clingy. Bella also had a smoking body that I wouldn't mind running my hands over...

"Mike!" Jessica's annoying voice snapped me out of my fantasy, unfortunately.

"What Jess?" I asked making my voice sound like I cared.

"You just passed their house. I don't know how u could have missed that. It's ginormous!" I looked away so she couldn't see me roll my eyes at her making up words. Bella doesn't make up words...

I turned around on the dirt road and drove straight until I saw it. My eyes widened and then narrowed. Perfect house. When I was here for Bella's-and Bella's only- graduation party, it had been dark out. Now that I saw it in full view, it looked even bigger. Stupid rich people.

An uur later

Holy shit.

That's the only thought I could think looking at Bella as she walked down the aisle. She looked so hot and sexy, I just wanted to rip all her clothes off and take her right then and there. Probably not a good idea.

Dancing_rain, bella_awesome and 8 others like this

3434girl Holy crap that this is really good considerinf i dont like mike that much.

CarlislesLover LOve it please write more. x

Tatti OMG! this was hilarious, now I understand why Edward wants to rip Mike's head so much XD

a-jforever OMG reli good. hehe Plz write more.

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The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 2

posted by runlikeawolf

"And you're sure that u didn't know them?"Carlisle was pacing back and forth in front of the staircase.We had just gotten back from discovering that newborns had invaded my house.
"No.We've never seen them before,"my dad said.I squeezed Jacob's hand,seeking reasurance.He smiled and rubbed my arm."They'll be back,but we need to intervene before the Volturi steps in,"he finished.
Emmet leaned forward,his eyes twinkling mishcheivously."Great!I could use a good fight!"Rosalie hissed.He rolled his eyes and muttered something unintelligable under his breath.
"No.We need to find out who they were...

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-Twilight Oath-

posted by -Darkness-xo

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake, of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my hart-, hart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I'm in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Whenever there's a huge boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

When ever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Renesmee

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise...

To All My Unspoken Fans:

posted by jacob_lover5253

I'm sooo sooo sooo sorry i haven't geplaatst in like forever but I have a MAJOR writer's block. I will try to post meer of my Unspoken story when i do not have writer's block

sincerely,
kayla

srry for all the extra space

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vrienden Forever 7

posted by LexisFaith

Bella

I was so nervous. I was going to prom with all my best vrienden who used to be my ex bestfriends and my boyfriend who used to be my ex boyfriend....wow. But that wasn't why I was nervous. Edward Cullen was my date. Just saying his name made my stomach flip and flop. Why?

"I hope Emmett likes this dress." Rose was spraying her golden hair that was pulled up on the sides and top, boven in a banaan clip what was covered door her long curls. She was wearing a short dress. It was strappless and black. The torso was polk-a-doted with giant white dots. There was a vivid red ribbon tied into a bow onto...

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Unhappy Love (Chap 4)

posted by a-jforever

Ok here's part 4. It rather short compared to the other bits I've geplaatst but owell:

“You ok Clo?” Kim asked, looking concerned. I nodded.

“Yeah I’m fine.” I replied to my Mum, sticking the phone into my pocket, wanting to get home pagina earlier, but not wanting to be rude and leave.
After a while Paul announced he was leaving and I thought I would grab the opportunity to get home pagina myself, whatever it was Mum had to say had to be important because she wouldn’t just tell me she needed to talk to me tomorrow if it wasn’t.

“Do u want me to walk u home?” Paul asked, his eyes searching...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

"Morning." Edward greeted as I got into the passenger zitplaats, stoel of the Camaro the following morning.

"Morning." I leaned over for my hello kiss, which he was only too happy to give me.

"You missed quite a toon at the house this morning." He told me, pulling out of the driveway.

"Oh yeah?"

"Rose suddenly decided that maroon wasn't her color, and tried to get the principal on the phone to force him to change the robes last minute." Edward chuckled at the memory, and I could almost see the scene in front of me. God help the person who tried to mess with Rosalie's fashion sense.

"Poor Mr. Greene." I felt...

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Alice

posted by basketballstar

I wrote this very short story based on Eclipse. It's told from Edward's point of view. I wrote it quite some time ago, and only decided now to put it out and see what people think of it. Please commentaar and tell me what u think (if u want to read others etc.) as I have some other similar short stories that I was thinking about posting aswell!
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Undoubtedly Alice was my favourite sister. There wasn’t really any competition. I had annoyed Rosalie from the first dag she heard me speak; it went both ways. I loved Rosalie, true. But without a doubt, I adored Alice. She was annoying...