Ok so just thought I’d let u all know that I don’t own twilight *sigh* but I will!! It’s one of my reasons to live in life! Lol enjoy!
I still can’t see why we have to go stay with our uncle Aro. Aro seriously creep’s me and my bro’s out; he just has this vibe about him. Carlisle and Renee where going somewhere apparently, and Emmett, Jasper and I couldn’t go. So were off to New York, The Big Apple. I dragged my fully loaded cases down the stairs of our house in Chicago. I saw Emmett follow me from behind.
“Hey little Eddie! Looking vooruit, voorwaarts to seeing Aro?” I growled at him. I despised the name Eddie! It’s Edward, not Eddie.
“No Emmett I’m not. And don’t call me Eddie.” I zei giving a slight shiver at saying it. I started thinking of Aro’s loft style apartment in New York. It was dark, and dull. Dust covered every inch of the house and spiering, spieringen of must. Aro himself was no better always dressing in black he looked like a frickin emo. (I know not all emo people wear black! Sorry if I offended you!) I remembered the last time very clearly. I was only 8 and Carlisle and Renee had gone to travel. Aro had decided to let us watch really scary films all night. He put on one called Chucky, Jesus did it scare me. I never went to his house again.
“I know right me too. But looking vooruit, voorwaarts to getting me a smoking hot girl if u know what I mean.” Emmett zei nudging me in the side. That’s all Emmett cared about. I sighed how did I end up with a massive douche for a brother? I must have done something real bad in life. I went to the car and loaded all my cases into the back of the taxi. Jasper was already in on the phone to his girlfriend. Jessica Stanley was his girlfriend, I really couldn’t understand what he saw in her. She was one off the sluttiest girls in school. I shook my head and jumped in volgende to him, closely followed door Emmett. I listened to Jasper.
“I love u too babe, but u know I think we need a break its for the best.” I looked at him raising an eyebrow at him. “No Jess! Just listen would ya. We need a break. Me and you, I don’t know ok.” This was getting annoying she was so persistent. Jasper really didn’t like her he told us last night.
Emmett, Jasper and I were in Jasper’s room. He was talking.
“Look I don’t know what it is guys, but I’ve never really loved her u know. I don’t know I think I just got with her to make Maria jealous, but then Maria started seeing Alec and I was stuck with her. I just cant live with her constant whining!”
I snatched the phone out of his hand and placed it to my ear. If Jasper couldn’t do it I would. I let her finish what she was saying.
“...and u know hun. Just stay I mean maybe we need to talk, what u say about coming to my place for the night, so we could do some stuff together.” That is just repulsive, really. I took her silence now to speak.
“Hey Jessica, just wanted to let u know that Jasper does not love you. I repeat he Does. Not. Love. You. So if u could leave our family alone, and verplaats on. And my brother has no intention of ever sleeping with you.” I smiled then shut the phone. I tossed it back to Jasper as we started to drive to the airport. He chuckled at me and Emmett just stared at me.
I chuckled at my brother, jeez has Edward got some guts saying that to Jessica. He basically saved my soul, she was just about to ask me to go over when Edward snatched the phone. She could make me feel really sick with things like that.
“Thanks bro, I couldn’t have done that in a million years.” I laughed as I zei it. He raised his eyebrows at me. “What? I couldn’t you’ve, I don’t know how u did it you’ve never even had a girlfriend dude.” He scowled at me.
“I did have a girlfriend. Remember? Tanya Denali she was so much worse than Jessica Stanley. Anyway all u need is guts Jazz.” I scowled at my name Jazz. God it could be worse Emmett used to call me Jazzy Jazz Hands and do jazz hands when he zei it. I shivered. Edwards was Eddie Teddy and Emmett Emmy Princess. We were so imaginative as kids.
“What u laughing at jazz?” I looked up and realised it was Emmett. I hadn’t realised he was in here he was so quiet, that was so not good, so not Emmett.
“Remember as kids our names. I was Jazzy Jazz Hands, Edward Eddie Teddy and u Emmy Princess. God seems like yesterday. Anyway what are u up to Emmett your incredibly quiet for you.” I chuckled, Edward scowled and Emmett just smirked. He was so up too something u could just feel it, like with Uncle Aro god something was up with that man.
I have the perfect prank! Whilst were in New York I’ll set Jasper and Edward up with a girl. Incredibly hot girls to be exact, then I’ll tell so much embarrassing stuff about them to the girls that the guys will be mad for months. During all this I’ll make random calls to them through the guys phones creeping them out! An awesome plan Emmett! who’s the man? Ooh yay! Were at the airport! Hot girlies here I come!