Kristen Stewart

1. u wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch u sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all dogs for that matter.

3. He looks at u like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells u how nice u smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a busje, van from almost crushing u to death with his beer hands.

7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls u spin monkey and runs around with u on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".

Nightmares no Dreams, things I see,
one of them is you,
because we're spleet, split in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
u don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no meer air,
I still don't see u anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought u still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.