top, boven Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. u can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. u can go wherever u want when u datum both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. u can take Edward home pagina to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. u can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because u shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes u need an air conditioner, and sometimes u need a space heater.
9. Who says u can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because u refuse to be affected door territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
Here's a lijst of things hottie werewolf Jacob Black would't EVER say:
*Edward, since me and u are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
If u have any meer ideas, post 'em on the commentaren board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One meer thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Edward, since me and u are best friends, on behalf of the pack, thankyou for stealing the love of my life,turned her into a leech, and forced me to exile myself!
*Bella, I hate you, you're a f***ing b****!!!
*Oh gee Sam, your right, I should've forgotten Bella, turned gay, and had a gay marrige with Mike Newton!
*I hate dogs!!!
*I love Edward Cullen!!!
If u have any meer ideas, post 'em on the commentaren board. Sorry if I insultd Mike fans. One meer thing...I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!