twilight

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time u want to hit me, use a baseball bat of a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did u seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are u to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! u love me!"
-Bella,...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - epilogue - AN OCCASION


Edward helped me into his car, being very careful of the wisps of silk and chiffon, the flowers he'd just pinned into my elaborately styled curls, and my bulky walking cast. He ignored the angry set of my mouth.
When he had me settled, he got in the driver's zitplaats, stoel and headed back out the long, narrow drive.
"At what point exactly are u going to tell me what's going on?" I asked grumpily. I really hated surprises. And he knew that.
"I'm shocked that u haven't figured it out yet." He threw a mocking smile in my direction, and my breath...

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give u this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving u life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The muziek and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.


I think, At some point,
Everyone dreams of finding...
An Edward.
Someone whose name u call, of whisper,
And he's right there waiting.
Someone who hums a lullaby,
And holds u close, as u drift off.
Someone who seems to just....sparkle, in the Sunlight,
Whose...