Do u think I'm crazy, of stupid, of gullable?

I think vampires are real because, I mean, u never know, they're always hiding from humans because we "pull out the stake first and ask vragen later" (Ivy Vega- My Sister the Vampire). So, I really want to become one now... vraag 2: Do u think that's silly? 3: How DO u become one? 4: How can I proove vampires exist?



Please don't be mean to me, the Random club makes me suffer enough!